That's not the point, idiot!

Point is, if you don't like Enterprise, go elsewhere. There are other options... sheesh, are you so stupid that you can't see that?

You don't have to give them your business if you don't want to, the local BM isn't going to point a gun to your head and force you to rent a car.

You can go to Hertz or Budget, if you think they both suck, don't rent a car, but if you want to benefit from the service these companies offer, shut the fuck up and pay the price.