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Originally Posted by erac_whore  At your regular branch: I'm sorry, but due to certain legal liabilities, I will need to at least see your driver's license. For all I know, you got a DUI last night, and no longer have a license at all. I don't want to lose my job, and ERAC doesn't want to be sued for negligent entrustment when you slam our car into a schoolbus full of children for your third DUI in eight days. Yes, we know you, but do we really? Yes, we want you as a happy customer, but if the onerous task of pulling out your license and credit card is too much for you... well, sorry. We especially enjoy it when you go off all over the new guy, who, on his second day in the branch, dares to ask you for ID and the credit card, like he was trained to do... He'll be logging onto this site and spilling his guts any day now. Thanks, pal. |
I had to qute this because you hit on a prt about DUI's. When I worked at ERAC I had a scenario theat went like this
ME:Welcome to enterprise yadda yadda yadda, Sure can I see your drivers lisense and credit card.
CUST:I don't have a credit car
ME:Then i will need 2 bills, etc etc,
Usual argument ensues. Customer leaves goes home gets bills and comes back
ME:Okay all the bills are in order can I see your License?
CUST:Here the police Dept said this would work as a license
Cust hands me a piece of paper that and says it entitles him to drive until his court date.'
ME: Sir , what exactly is this
And now I really quote what he said word for word
"Not that it is any of your business but I got a DUI last night when I hit another car, Listen I just got out of jail they gave me this paper now give me a fucking car"
I looked closer at the paper and sure enough that is exactly what it said. It was a provisional license good for 30 days until he went to court and decided if he gets his license back
I obviously didn't give him a car and the argument that ensued could be considered legendary. I can not believe this stupid SOB would think I am going to give him a car!