[Enter-tHE-Pyramid-Scheme!]

One time a company event (0929) was planned with a local body shop in Fort Worth, TX. I did not want to attend due to the long days we were having but was forced into the event by pressure from upper level management in that area. I showed up and was just going to hang out for a little bit but was told it didn’t look good for an enterprise worker not to have a beer in their hands while hosting an event. I was forced to have a beer by upper management and I stayed for 3 more but when I left I was very tired and wanted to get home so I could get up the next day for the grind. The police pulled me over for going 10 miles over the speed limit and the end result was being charged with a DWI for blowing .089 and the legal limit is .08. Enterprise led their own investigation and asked if I had any of the shots that 0905 was buying and told them no. I was grilled by 09CC and was told that I had to beat the charges and not have them dropped to lesser charges. Which was grand since they didn’t offer to pay any of my legal fees or court costs.

I knew that if it wasn’t an ERAC event that caused me to get a DWI; I would have been fired on the spot. But they were scared because of all the liability that could have been involved. I was told to win it or get fired on more than one occasion by the Top Dog of CC. When I finally left the company @ 0999 on my last day of work HR informed me that was an illegal statement that shouldn’t have been made. Rather a decision would be made on the final outcome of the court and ERAC’s evaluation of me. The Top Dog of 09CC was just trying to cover his ass and intimidate me out of the company. Enterprise let me down and this is the one of many stories that will come out of 09CC…and what you will come to learn as the most organized pyramid scheme in our time.