i am so very happy your area manager worked hard today. it will probably be the last. tommorrow he will follow this schedule:

-get out of bed @ 9:45am
-have a quickie with his tiny spanish boyfriend
-leave for "work" @ 11:30am (not before he kisses his tiny spanish boyfriend goodbye)
-takes one of his managers out to lunch while a 3 week MT runs a 75 car branch....laughs about it.....then gets boner thinking about doing a reverese cowgirl with tiny spanish boyfriend later in the evening.
-after lunch, talks to his boss about what daily threatening email should be
-sends daily threatening email to subordinates
-@ 3:30pm has semi-gay tickle fight with fellow area manager....repeatedly looks over shoulder and makes sure tiny spanish boyfriend wasn't watching
-leaves work @ 4pm and goes to ex-wives house.
-@ 4:30pm swear up and down that he is not having an affair with a tiny spanish man (smiles on the inside)
-@ 5:00pm eats dinner with ex-wife and laugh about how hard his day was
-@ 8pm attempts reverese cowgirl with tiny spanish boyfriend and succeeds admirably
-goes to bed @ 10:30pm while watching episodes of NYPD BLUE in spanish at the request of his tiny spanish boyfriend
-sometime around 3am dreams about large, turkish man.....wakes up to nocturnal emission

the end