i hate work. i hate customers. i don't even want to drive a car to work anymore because i hate them so much. i will ride a bike from now on. and instead of eating lunch i will simply watch every episode of HOUSE OF CARTERS. i will be anti-everything. i will wear a black shirt to work everyday instead of white. i will answer the phone everyday by farting into it. i will makeout with customers instead of shaking their hands. i will put garbage back into cars before renting them and tell the customer, "i'm not sorry for anything you stupid fucking mope."....(insert robot voice) i love erac. i have to go answer phones. i will gladly accept teabags from russian men. fuck erac, fuck robots and fuck everything. this company had made me hate people, cars, being nice and serveral breeds of dog...

ps....aaron carter is a fucking faggot