In car sales, we sold a car with 4 different brands of tires on it...
...got a Jeep from florida that had birdshit on the *inside* of the car (and lots of it)

...took a trade on a 2000 cavalier and only gave the lady $2,000.00 for it. We told her that's all it's worth and we just send them to the auctionblock. We sold it 1 week later for 7999.00. We also found her a loan at 24.99% interest. She will pay more in interest than she will for the car itself

...we spraypainted floormats with grey paint because they were so dirty that they couldn't be cleaned and the $20 new ones at Wal-Mart were too expensive.

The assistant manager of Cincinnati car sales is the shadiest person at Enterprise