Originally Posted by Unregistered

Now that you are owned by ERAC, here are some helpful hints.

1. Stock up on white dress shirts. ERAC doesn't believe in diversity in dress or hiring. Find a cheap dry cleaner as well. Washing cars in suits does wonders for the material. Don't worry though, you get a 10% discount at Men's Warehouse.

2. Be prepared to rent vehicles that haven't had an oil change in 10K miles.

3. The check engine light always means the previous customer got gas while the car is running.

4. Your lunch break will typically be Burger King on your way to pick up a customer.

5. Promotions are usually based on who you know and hang out with. The promotion criteria changes with the seasons, so you must kiss as much ass as possible (buy Taffner's fat ass a Starbucks and laugh at his dumb jokes), (take Donnie to Chippewa and hit on 19 year olds with him), (tell Fawls his contests are so cool and motivational), (tell Heiser he's actually gaining weight) etc.

6. Buy a magnafine glass. You will see these clowns getting on the ground and writing down every little scratch on a car.

7. ERAC employees have great social and family lives. After all they only work half days. Count on being gone 7am to 7pm. Don't worry that leaves you half the day to well...eat a cold dinner and go to bed. But remember, you will be told that you will be making 6 figures in no time so having no life is worth it.

8. You will have 20 reservations and 2 cars, and your area manager will be nowhere to be found. Try the local coffee shop or flexing out early.

9. Good Luck!