Again, you frickin' dorks worked at Enterprise 7 years ago and you're still on this site?

I'll be willing to make a bet with you and see if you fit the profile. I bet you meet at least 3 of the following criteria:

1) you lived with your parents for a while after graduating from a small midwestern college (certainly not a university)

2) you have a long-term girlfriend but she's not sure she wants to marry you because you may not be the "marrying type", either because she's afraid you can't support her when she wants kids OR because you still call your mom "mommy"

3) ERAC was just one stop on a still unremarkable career path that has stalled at a cubicle and a headset (maybe bluetooth if you've been lucky).

4) you've tried at least twice to get a pharma sales job using your ERAC resume, but you've been turned down due to lack of ability to sell even yourself to people.

5) you wear your cell phone or your keys (possible both) on a li'l belt holster



Don't lie - be honest with yourself. And then go re-evaluate what the heck you are doing on this site 8 years after leaving ERAC.