Originally Posted by Daily Planner

A day in the life of Robert.

Morning: Wakes up at six and masturbates viciously for two hours. Upon completing his "morning calisthenics" he begins composing posts and threads for Failing Enterprise.

Noon: Contacts ????? and asks how the traffic was from last night. If all is well, Robert can go back to watching gay Russian porn . . . his one and only past-time/hobby. If all is not well, then Robert must post as an Unregistered (or as UNCLE SAM) to help boost this site's numbers.

Evening: Sped up on pixie stick powder Mountain Dew, Robert really gets into his work, which is, of course, Failing Enterprise. ????? is only able to pay him in baloney sandwiches, but Rob's not in it for the money and fame of being a discussion board phenomenon.

THANKS ROBERT!! Without your disjointed ramblings about issues completely non-related to Enterprise, Andy Taylor would've made $9,000,000,000 last year as well as bought Vanguard. Oh. Never mind. I forgot that all that did happen.

Guess you ain't doing shit. My bad......