to me green is:

- a girl who brings her uncle to her senoir prom
- the parents of an obese child who give in after repeated sounds of, "but I want McDonalds!!"
- the stuff that gathers on the side of your mouth when you are really thirsty
- a cardboard cut-out of Brian Makiney. when you shake it's fake, cardboard hand a voice says, "You got your PDM's in??"
- the little kid from Simon Birch
- a man that wears reverse duct tape gloves and sticks his hand into the money dish at church
- a bunch of aging frat boys and sorrity girls who still live at home and who will make $32,000 for this rest of their live
- not something to be proud about

...i am terrence tutt. now what?