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  #91 (permalink)  
Old 2005-10-09
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Default Re: Admin vs ERAC

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From "Trains, Planes, and Automobiles":

[waking up after sharing the same bed at the motel]
Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!

Again, thanks for proving my point
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Old 2005-10-09
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Default Re: Admin vs ERAC

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Again, thanks for proving my point
And thanks for proving mine.
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And thanks for proving mine.
People...what's wrong with you?? Sexual preference is hardly of any relevance when renting a car. Now kiss and make up. On second thought...never mind.
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Old 2006-01-10
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Well spoken! Let me guess......you're over 6 feet tall, about 185 pounds, dark hair....dreamy eyes? I wonder if ERAC will be so quick to defend you if a hot little MT whines to the RVP she's banging that you work her too hard?
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!
Honestly, I'm making only 2/3 the money I made 9 years ago and I am sooooo much happier. I show up to work at 8, leave at 415. To this day on my ride home i think wow, i would still have two hours of work at enterprise. The Big E was a great experience and that has given me wisdom. Family and being able to spend time doing what you want is the most important thing in this world.
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Old 2006-01-10
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Default Re: Admin vs ERAC

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I can't read every single post. But I'm gonna assume Admin is single. Just like ERAC significant others, I cannot possibly imagine ANY woman on earth marrying a guy devoted to a website like this. (or in contrast, marrying a person devoted to working 70 hours a week) And don't tell me you aren't. That "Pic" video wasn't out for more than a day and you had a Blog all set up. Face it, eventually he's gonna find a girl (or a guy, who knows where he swings) and this website is just gonna fall into the abiss. And the thing that makes me laugh the most, is all the idiots that look up to him are gonna be left to jerk each other off.

It is spelled abyss dumbass.
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Old 2006-01-18
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How ironic...people defending the very company that keeps them away from their family, friends, and loved ones. I am SO glad that I am no longer involved in a company that encourages the exploitation of employees, and customers.

I used to work for ERAC in group 32. My region was once a president's award winning region, but much to my enjoyment, I'm finding out that region AA isn't quite where it was. Actually, they're floundering like a dying fish. The largest branch in the region has gone stagnant (perhaps they should have speculated what will happen when the market is saturated with ERACs everywhere), profits are WAY down, employee retention is at an all time low, and the current RVP is hanging on by a thread. I find that particularly ironic, since he came to 32AA from Florida with goals of having 25% fleet growth, only to have successfully run the region into the ground. Great job...well done! My friends that are still brave enough to work for ERAC tell me these things, and all I can do is listen and be thankful that I am no longer a part of this godawful company that ruined my life for the first few years I was out of college. First of all, let me tell you that I personally do not miss working the 60+ hour work weeks. I don't miss NEVER getting lunch breaks and always having to be the only one alone in the office during peak business hours. I don't miss having to lie on my time cards about getting a lunch hour, when actually I never got one, so that the state wouldn't come down on my beloved company. I don't miss lying to customers about "not having the returns we've anticipated, but we'll get some cars back very very soon." I'm glad that I'm not required to lie to any customers about taking the "partial and standard protection packages," only to have them come back a week later and have to pay a huge sum of money for coverage that they already had. Also, I don't miss raising prices to three times what a rental car is worth, simply for the fact that the customer's english skills lack, the customer doesn't have a credit card, or because we just felt like taking a customer for a ride.

I've slept soundly since leaving ERAC because I know that I am no longer involved in a corrupt business that prides itself in decieving its employees, customers, and the general public. I have a FANTASTIC job that pays well (trust me...they do exist), doesn't require me to lie, allows me lunch hours daily, and has caused my life to improve ten fold. For anyone fresh out of college, let me warn you about ERAC. DON'T DO IT! Currently in region AA, there are several area managers. The majority of them have been with ERAC for over 10 years, and the others have been around for longer than 5. The current RVP has been around for over 10 years as well, and there's no telling when he'll be promoted (if ever). Don't believe the hype. These poor guys have been area managers for YEARS, and have seen their careers go nowhere. Their business has gone stagnant, and the rest of ERAC will soon be there.

Hope this brings some insight into what potential employees will face. Be warned...a career with ERAC will only cause heartache, unnecessary stress, and a complete and total brain washing.

Sincerely,

EXERACER TURNED HAPPY
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Old 2006-01-18
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Default Re: Admin vs ERAC

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I can't read every single post. But I'm gonna assume Admin is single. Just like ERAC significant others, I cannot possibly imagine ANY woman on earth marrying a guy devoted to a website like this. (or in contrast, marrying a person devoted to working 70 hours a week) And don't tell me you aren't. That "Pic" video wasn't out for more than a day and you had a Blog all set up. Face it, eventually he's gonna find a girl (or a guy, who knows where he swings) and this website is just gonna fall into the abiss. And the thing that makes me laugh the most, is all the idiots that look up to him are gonna be left to jerk each other off.
easy buddy, you work for enterprise, you're in no position to criticize anyone about their life...
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Old 2006-02-01
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Anyone here know anyone in GP08?
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Old 2006-02-07
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wow great job. 7.70 an hour, 65 hour weeks, renting out filthy cavaliers to white trash who are too lazy to wait 45 min. while their "car" is being serviced.

you should feel proud, that you're doing something memorable in your life.

ERAC. LMAO!!!!!
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Old 2006-02-07
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So, let ME get THIS straight. You're ridiculing me because I don't have the same beliefs, values, ideas, priorities, etc....as you? Who exactly is the moron? I'm doing what I'm doing with my personal life and my work life because that's what I....and my wife....want to do. Nobody has brainwashed me into anything. If anything, I feel like I've made them believe I'm something great, when in reality I'm just an average guy. To do what I do, and make what I make....sometimes it's hard to believe come payday. I LOVE spending time with my wife and child...it's the greatest thing in the world. I also love sleeping soundly at night knowing the bills are paid, my wife doesn't have to work and my children will be taken care of....if that is wrong in your eyes, then I'm sorry. I sense a lot of jealousy in your comments???

okay you must be bm or higher.Because when told my am my family comes before erac i was pushed out of rental.So you must be brainwashed or kiss alot of ass in your area.I've seen area mangers been with the company 10+ walk off not to return.just a few weeks ago one give two notes and toke two week vacation.wake up wake up wake up
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