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  #21 (permalink)  
Old 2008-01-08
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Assistant (200-299 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-12-12
Posts: 200
Frank the Tank has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: ADMIN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND

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AS A AM PRESSING MY ALL CAPS LOCKS BUTTON AND TYPING MY MESSAGE I CAN'T BUT HELP FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BOYS AND GIRLS WHO CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT OLD ENTERPRISE LEADS THE CAR INDUSTRY IN CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. HOW MANY JD POWER AWARDS DO THEY HAVE TO WIN FOR THEIR AIRPORT LOCATIONS? 4 YEARS IN A ROW? SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN BEEN UPSET BY OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN YOUR LIVES AND LIKE TO MAKE EXCUSES AND BLAME "BIG BROTHER"....WHY DON'T YOU... THIS NEW YEAR TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELVES FOR A CHANGE AND FIND OUT WHAT IS HOLDING YOU BACK. DON'T BE TEMPTED TO BLAME THE OLD GREEN MACHINE ON YOUR PROBLEMS...LOOK AT YOUR LAZY INTERSELF. I HAVE WORKED FOR OVER 30 YEARS IN 4 OTHER BUSINESSES AND HAVE NEVER HAD A MORE PLEASANT EXPERIENCE WITH ANY OTHER COMPANY THE ENTERPRISE.

6 YEARS, 6 FIQURES(THAT IS WHAT MY MANAGER SAYS)

PTDRIVER
You sound like Forest Gump "My Manager says -life is like a box of tampons". They will tell you all sorts of bullshit to make themselves and the company look good. Look at the facts: Company ESQI is tanking and dropping everyday. Turnover rate is horrible. They have no "bench". Their talent pool needs a shock treatment. They encourage and reward wrong behavior. Wake up and do some research.
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  #22 (permalink)  
Old 2008-01-08
Title: Junior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Car Prep (0-9 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-12-27
Posts: 9
insideurmom has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: ADMIN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND

lol I am sure all "great companies" have dedicated hate sites with over 100,000 posts, not to mention the hate site is actually mentioned along with the company on wikipedia........dude your a joke..and thanks for contributing to the site.
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  #23 (permalink)  
Old 2008-01-18
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee (100-199 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-04-22
Location: West Covina, CA.
Posts: 123
Benzo Lorenzo has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: ADMIN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND

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Originally Posted by PTDRIVER View Post
AS A AM PRESSING MY ALL CAPS LOCKS BUTTON AND TYPING MY MESSAGE I CAN'T BUT HELP FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BOYS AND GIRLS WHO CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT OLD ENTERPRISE LEADS THE CAR INDUSTRY IN CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. HOW MANY JD POWER AWARDS DO THEY HAVE TO WIN FOR THEIR AIRPORT LOCATIONS? 4 YEARS IN A ROW? SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN BEEN UPSET BY OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN YOUR LIVES AND LIKE TO MAKE EXCUSES AND BLAME "BIG BROTHER"....WHY DON'T YOU... THIS NEW YEAR TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELVES FOR A CHANGE AND FIND OUT WHAT IS HOLDING YOU BACK. DON'T BE TEMPTED TO BLAME THE OLD GREEN MACHINE ON YOUR PROBLEMS...LOOK AT YOUR LAZY INTERSELF. I HAVE WORKED FOR OVER 30 YEARS IN 4 OTHER BUSINESSES AND HAVE NEVER HAD A MORE PLEASANT EXPERIENCE WITH ANY OTHER COMPANY THE ENTERPRISE.

6 YEARS, 6 FIQURES(THAT IS WHAT MY MANAGER SAYS)

PTDRIVER

Dude, you are a car prep. Shut the hell up now before you get slapped the hell up.
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Old 2008-01-23
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee (100-199 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2008-01-23
Location: the west coast of the usa
Posts: 154
Mr. Electricity has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: ADMIN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND

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Dude, you are a car prep. Shut the hell up now before you get slapped the hell up.
Car preps, are the coolest cats
in the lot, they see and hear what
you snot nosed brats say and do
in the branches, just remember that
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