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[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by C. Norris

Chuck's beard thanks you. A roundhouse kick was just avoided.

Believe me, I've learned to respect the beard.

C. Norris is now officially my favorite poster. You should do one for William Shatner. That would be gold.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by realitycheck

C. Norris is now officially my favorite poster. You should do one for William Shatner. That would be gold.

Bring it on!

Chuck Norris does not take advice, he dishes it out in large quantities with a side of pain. He then rubs his beard which causes female MT's to spontaneously orgasm.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by C. Norris

Chuck Norris does not take advice, he dishes it out in large quantities with a side of pain. He then rubs his beard which causes female MT's to spontaneously orgasm.

OK, now somebody over in H.R. wants to give you a roundhouse kick to the head. Not that I care or anything. I'm just sayin'.

Bowling is actually a sport derived from when Chuck accidentally roundhouse kicked himself in the testicles and one broke free. In a fit of rage he threw it at a nearby forest creating our modern logging industry as well.

[The_Ineffable_Dunce]

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris
can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the
speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was
flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.

[FormerClone]

I think the Chuck Norris jokes have outlived their usefulness.

Originally Posted by FormerClone

I think the Chuck Norris jokes have outlived their usefulness.

I think only Chuck Norris decides who outlives what.

[The_Ineffable_Dunce]

Originally Posted by FormerClone

I think the Chuck Norris jokes have outlived their usefulness.

Such blasphemy!