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Old 2005-12-14
FailingEnterpriseAdmin FailingEnterpriseAdmin is offline
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Default Re: Proposed New User Ranks!

OK, I've configured the new User Ranks. Tell me how you like them.

To everyone who now finds themselves with a lower rank than they had before, I apologize. I needed to adjust the scale. There are a lot more ranks now, so you'll be seeing changes faster. If you got demoted, just think of yourself as being in "payback" (sorry, mean joke, I know).

I think this new ranking system will be much better.

As always, feedback appreciated.

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Old 2005-12-15
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I've made some more changes. This is the current master list.

If you've got ideas or suggestions, please let me know.

Thanks,

Admin

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Car Prep 0
Intern 10
Management Trainee Applicant (First Interview) 25
Management Trainee Applicant (Second Interview) 50
Management Trainee Applicant (Third Interview) 75
Management Trainee 100
Management Assistant 200
Assistant Branch Manager 300
Branch Manager 500
Area Rental Manager 1,000
Regional Rental Manager 2,000
Regional Vice President 5,000
Rental Vice President 10,000
General Manager 20,000
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Default Re: Proposed New User Ranks!

Quote:
Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin
I've made some more changes. This is the current master list.

If you've got ideas or suggestions, please let me know.

Thanks,

Admin

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Car Prep 0
Intern 10
Management Trainee Applicant (First Interview) 25
Management Trainee Applicant (Second Interview) 50
Management Trainee Applicant (Third Interview) 75
Management Trainee 100
Management Assistant 200
Assistant Branch Manager 300
Branch Manager 500
Area Rental Manager 1,000
Regional Rental Manager 2,000
Regional Vice President 5,000
Rental Vice President 10,000
General Manager 20,000
You need to take out "Rental Vice President"....it goes ARM, RRM, RVP, GM...then corporate officers
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Old 2005-12-15
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Default Re: Proposed New User Ranks!

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You need to take out "Rental Vice President"....it goes ARM, RRM, RVP, GM...then corporate officers
Done.

Car Prep 0
Intern 10
Management Trainee Applicant (First Interview) 25
Management Trainee Applicant (Second Interview) 50
Management Trainee Applicant (Third Interview) 75
Management Trainee 100
Management Assistant 200
Assistant Branch Manager 300
Branch Manager 500
Area Rental Manager 1,000
Regional Rental Manager 2,000
Regional Vice President 5,000
General Manager 10,000
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Old 2005-12-15
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Default Re: Proposed New User Ranks!

Larger regional groups actually do have GP VPs of Rental. Considering it'll take the next person, what, 9700 posts to make it, you could perhaps reevaluate that in another 200 years.
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Old 2005-12-15
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Larger regional groups actually do have GP VPs of Rental. Considering it'll take the next person, what, 9700 posts to make it, you could perhaps reevaluate that in another 200 years.
I've seen other discussion boards where individual members have tens of thousands of messages posted. gp65:( is on track for 1,000 posts in her first year.

Yeah, it will be awhile, but traffic keeps increasing. Somebody might just get really motivated and start posting up a storm.

Every time I've made capacity plans for Failing Enterprise, I've been wrong. Over 100,000+ pages served in just the past seven days, for example, which I never would have imagined.
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Every time I've made capacity plans for Failing Enterprise, I've been wrong. Over 100,000+ pages served in just the past seven days, for example, which I never would have imagined.
Admin, how about updating the traffic reports on a regular basis, such as every week or every other week?
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Is it "Group Rental Manager" or "Regional Rental Manager"?
In Phoenix, it's Group Rental Manager.
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Old 2005-12-15
GP50 sucker GP50 sucker is offline
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In Phoenix, it's Group Rental Manager.
Damn thing keeps logging me out. I have to watch that so I can get promoted!
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Old 2005-12-15
The_Ineffable_Dunce The_Ineffable_Dunce is offline
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Admin, how about updating the traffic reports on a regular basis, such as every week or every other week?
There's actually a good traffic update here
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