Dude, if this is an idea of ?????'s good time:
http://www.?????????/archive_monthly_...2005-03-08.htm I'd rather have my toenails plucked out one by one and a claw hammer taken slowly to my low-hanging testicle.
Look at these guys! Seriously. I worked at ERAC for a long time, and I can honestly say the majority of the people in rental and even at admin were actually cool to hang with in a social setting.
Just envision your day with the ????S! At least at a Star Trek convention the people are in costume.
I feel bad even being this cruel, but ????? has allowed people to rip into friends and former co-workers for so long, I feel like it's my appointed duty to at least say....are you really serious with this stuff? I mean, you could find me the 10 biggest social misfits that every donned the clipboard and tie at ERAC, and they'd dance circles around this bunch.
Here is my personal favorite:
"After finishing my review of the Corrent S3500 TurboCard, I brought it along to show it off."
I'm feeling a bit bummed I wasn't able to be at this rousing good time!