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Old 2007-03-02
zeelander
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Default Re: New Traffic Record On Monday

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Hey Musashi (Crisco),

I know this is going to drive you crazy but on Monday we set a new traffic record by getting visited by 2,786 unique hosts! There were 5,755 individual web "sessions" or visits, and we served 43,326 web pages.

I'd like to ask a favor: Could you be sure to visit every day and leave lots of your trademark posts containing all those things you're famous for? People apparently like to come and read what you have to say, and the increased traffic will only help us.

Be sure to include lots of criticism, mockery, and expressions of your unhappiness and displeasure. Please do me the favor of leaving out those racial and ethnic slurs and false accusations.

You're apparently quite successul at increasing our traffic.
?????, this is proof that you don't care what your message is . . . just as long as you're getting attention.

Do you care to comment?
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Old 2007-03-02
FailingEnterpriseAdmin FailingEnterpriseAdmin is offline
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?????, this is proof that you don't care what your message is . . . just as long as you're getting attention.

Do you care to comment?
Sure, if you miss the obvious sarcasm, you could come up with... ...that.
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Old 2007-03-02
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Default Re: New Traffic Record On Monday

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Hey Musashi (Crisco),

I know this is going to drive you crazy but on Monday we set a new traffic record by getting visited by 2,786 unique hosts! There were 5,755 individual web "sessions" or visits, and we served 43,326 web pages.

I'd like to ask a favor: Could you be sure to visit every day and leave lots of your trademark posts containing all those things you're famous for? People apparently like to come and read what you have to say, and the increased traffic will only help us.

Be sure to include lots of criticism, mockery, and expressions of your unhappiness and displeasure. Please do me the favor of leaving out those racial and ethnic slurs and false accusations.

You're apparently quite successul at increasing our traffic.
And yet a legitimate periodical by the name of Businessweek printed an article listing erac as #9 out of the top ten customer service companies out there.

I'm not a fan, for my own reasons of erac, but who really cares about your traffic count. The green machine is too big for you to ever have a true impact on it. This site is only good for a laugh or learning who is screwing who in New Jersey when you live in Iowa. Yippee. We're all intellectually edified!
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Old 2007-03-09
FreefromGreen FreefromGreen is offline
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It amazes me how much time ????? spends here deleting posts each day.
It amazes me how many posts need to be deleted each day...there, fixed that for ya
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Old 2007-03-09
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Yes personally I applaud the site as it was originally intended. A place to vent about shitty service for customers and shitty treatment for employees. As a customer and employee that was screwed over by them, I was very happy to find this site and community.

But its become a bitchfest. People make up shit, people bash each other relentlessly, people make baseless accusations and threats. Customers and new people asking questions are run off by the "vets". Its become a hostile environment, and its obviously causing a fall off in traffic to the site. But when its brought up or mentioned, Admin just deletes it.

While I can understand not wanting to have negative attention, its hypocritical and seems to indicate his motives are more self-serving and attention getting than the noble cause this site originally was conceived as. If ????? just let folks talk about it and/or respond and shut them the hell up, cool with me. But he claims upper ERAC managment tries to silence former customers, employees, and even himself with underhanded methods. Yet he does the exact same thing. And then he puts shit up like New Traffic Record, which toots his own horn, obviously showing that the state of the site can be talked about, but only in good terms. This parallels with ERAC where they have obviously made NO mention of the layoffs/closures in Germany, and its forbidden to talk about, yet continue to tout their newest locations in Puerto Rico.
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Old 2007-03-09
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Yes personally I applaud the site as it was originally intended. A place to vent about shitty service for customers and shitty treatment for employees. As a customer and employee that was screwed over by them, I was very happy to find this site and community.

But its become a bitchfest. People make up shit, people bash each other relentlessly, people make baseless accusations and threats. Customers and new people asking questions are run off by the "vets". Its become a hostile environment, and its obviously causing a fall off in traffic to the site. But when its brought up or mentioned, Admin just deletes it.

While I can understand not wanting to have negative attention, its hypocritical and seems to indicate his motives are more self-serving and attention getting than the noble cause this site originally was conceived as. If ????? just let folks talk about it and/or respond and shut them the hell up, cool with me. But he claims upper ERAC managment tries to silence former customers, employees, and even himself with underhanded methods. Yet he does the exact same thing. And then he puts shit up like New Traffic Record, which toots his own horn, obviously showing that the state of the site can be talked about, but only in good terms. This parallels with ERAC where they have obviously made NO mention of the layoffs/closures in Germany, and its forbidden to talk about, yet continue to tout their newest locations in Puerto Rico.
you are the biggest bitcher on this bitchfest you little bitch!
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Old 2007-03-09
Robert Robert is offline
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Yes personally I applaud the site as it was originally intended. A place to vent about shitty service for customers and shitty treatment for employees. As a customer and employee that was screwed over by them, I was very happy to find this site and community.

But its become a bitchfest. People make up shit, people bash each other relentlessly, people make baseless accusations and threats. Customers and new people asking questions are run off by the "vets". Its become a hostile environment, and its obviously causing a fall off in traffic to the site. But when its brought up or mentioned, Admin just deletes it.

While I can understand not wanting to have negative attention, its hypocritical and seems to indicate his motives are more self-serving and attention getting than the noble cause this site originally was conceived as. If ????? just let folks talk about it and/or respond and shut them the hell up, cool with me. But he claims upper ERAC managment tries to silence former customers, employees, and even himself with underhanded methods. Yet he does the exact same thing. And then he puts shit up like New Traffic Record, which toots his own horn, obviously showing that the state of the site can be talked about, but only in good terms. This parallels with ERAC where they have obviously made NO mention of the layoffs/closures in Germany, and its forbidden to talk about, yet continue to tout their newest locations in Puerto Rico.
Then leave!
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Old 2007-03-09
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Its one thing to express your opinions, but another to start arguments and berate people (like the TOU forbids). If ????? was interested in running a serious discussion board he would have stopped this behavior long ago.

I hope some lawyer can make a case against his inconsistency in enforcing the Terms Of Use.
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Old 2008-09-07
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Default Re: New Traffic Record On Monday

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Hey Musashi (Crisco),

I know this is going to drive you crazy but on Monday we set a new traffic record by getting visited by 2,786 unique hosts! There were 5,755 individual web "sessions" or visits, and we served 43,326 web pages.

I'd like to ask a favor: Could you be sure to visit every day and leave lots of your trademark posts containing all those things you're famous for? People apparently like to come and read what you have to say, and the increased traffic will only help us.

Be sure to include lots of criticism, mockery, and expressions of your unhappiness and displeasure. Please do me the favor of leaving out those racial and ethnic slurs and false accusations.

You're apparently quite successul at increasing our traffic.
This is too goddamned funny! First you ask for it. Then when you get it, you file a lawsuit?

Okay B.arry. Keep on snorting that coke.

But it looks like you got what you wanted. Now everyone that comes to this site knows who you are! Sweet!!!
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Old 4 Weeks Ago
So Obvious
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Default Re: New Traffic Record On Monday

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Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin View Post
Hey Musashi (Crisco),

I know this is going to drive you crazy but on Monday we set a new traffic record by getting visited by 2,786 unique hosts! There were 5,755 individual web "sessions" or visits, and we served 43,326 web pages.

I'd like to ask a favor: Could you be sure to visit every day and leave lots of your trademark posts containing all those things you're famous for? People apparently like to come and read what you have to say, and the increased traffic will only help us.

Be sure to include lots of criticism, mockery, and expressions of your unhappiness and displeasure. Please do me the favor of leaving out those racial and ethnic slurs and false accusations.

You're apparently quite successul at increasing our traffic.
Christ B.arry! You got more than you bargained for!! I guess it's like the adage, be careful what you ask for, you just might get it. Well, a modification of the adage at least :)

PS: I don't think he's leaving out the racial and ethnic slurs or the false accusations. Bummer, huh...
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