New Traffic Record On Monday

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Hey Musashi (Crisco),

I know this is going to drive you crazy but on Monday we set a new traffic record by getting visited by 2,786 unique hosts! There were 5,755 individual web "sessions" or visits, and we served 43,326 web pages.

I'd like to ask a favor: Could you be sure to visit every day and leave lots of your trademark posts containing all those things you're famous for? People apparently like to come and read what you have to say, and the increased traffic will only help us.

Be sure to include lots of criticism, mockery, and expressions of your unhappiness and displeasure. Please do me the favor of leaving out those racial and ethnic slurs and false accusations.

You're apparently quite successul at increasing our traffic.

[slave no more]

Hey Admin,

I was wondering how long you were a musician for because you are very good at tooting your own horn. Just kidding. It did seem slow the last few days but I guess the numbers don't lie. Good stuff.

[username1]

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

Hey Musashi (Crisco),

I know this is going to drive you crazy but on Monday we set a new traffic record by getting visited by 2,786 unique hosts! There were 5,755 individual web "sessions" or visits, and we served 43,326 web pages.

I'd like to ask a favor: Could you be sure to visit every day and leave lots of your trademark posts containing all those things you're famous for? People apparently like to come and read what you have to say, and the increased traffic will only help us.

Be sure to include lots of criticism, mockery, and expressions of your unhappiness and displeasure. Please do me the favor of leaving out those racial and ethnic slurs and false accusations.

You're apparently quite successul at increasing our traffic.

John Tesh once had 73,000 people attend a concert.

Crocodile Dundee made $175 million in the US at the box office

An Ebay bidder spent $5,000 for a day with Jose Canseco

The point you may ask? Sometimes people are attracted to things for the sheer size of their DOG SHIT factor! Same as this site! That and people enjoy ????? getting kicked around. They like to see how sad his life is where he makes shitty websites for his brazilian "friend" or code for a girl he can't seem to get to sleep with him.

[Dr. Wang]

Who cares if Admin toots his own horn about the traffic on this site. I applaud admin for making this site. I mainly like this site so I can let out my frustration with Enterprise. It's good to know that I'm not the only person who's sick of working for this shit hole of a company. Reading posts and writing on this site is like hitting a punching bag after work. I deal with SO much bullshit for 11 hours a day with customers and my managers. So when I come home from hell I need to let it out or I will snap on somebody.
I seriously almost had to strangle this lady today because she let her sister, who was an unauthorized driver on the car drive the rental back. The only problem was that her dumbass dropped the car at a fucking bodyshop (which is 45 mins away) and the bodyshop actually let her do it. I just bet this car has damage on it. Oh please let there be damage cas that would just be great. I'm gonna go punch my neighbor's dog now cas it's loud and ugly.

[username1]

Originally Posted by Dr. Wang

Who cares if Admin toots his own horn about the traffic on this site. I applaud admin for making this site. I mainly like this site so I can let out my frustration with Enterprise. It's good to know that I'm not the only person who's sick of working for this shit hole of a company. Reading posts and writing on this site is like hitting a punching bag after work. I deal with SO much bullshit for 11 hours a day with customers and my managers. So when I come home from hell I need to let it out or I will snap on somebody.
I seriously almost had to strangle this lady today because she let her sister, who was an unauthorized driver on the car drive the rental back. The only problem was that her dumbass dropped the car at a fucking bodyshop (which is 45 mins away) and the bodyshop actually let her do it. I just bet this car has damage on it. Oh please let there be damage cas that would just be great. I'm gonna go punch my neighbor's dog now cas it's loud and ugly.

It needs not be said that ERAC puts you in positions at work that are flat out bullshit. At some point though, you need to take some personal responsiblity for the position you are in. If the job is that bad, (and I know this has been posted on this site a whole bunch) THEN FUCKING QUIT!!! Don't piss and moan about how they make you do all these horrible things because you are CHOOSING to remain employed with them! I mean FOR FUCK'S SAKE they pay $9.65 an hour! You can find that just about anywhere and it SURE AS SHIT isn't worth what you have to deal with at ERAC. What makes your post even more UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE is that you come on here and spout off about how dare a customer have the audacity to pull the trademarked unauthorized-driver drop off, all the while YOU have the MORONIC TAMARITY to keep showing up to work every day knowing it's going to happen! Get a clue, wake up and either quit and make your life a better place or SHUT THE FUCK UP! And no I don't work for ERAC.

[Dr. Wang]

Hey jackass, you can't just quit your job when you don't have one lined up already. Even though I only make a little over $11 an hr I still need the money to make payments. I am in the process of looking for another job but haven't found one yet so I will stay for now.
And where the fuck do you get off telling me to shut the fuck up? Yes, bitching and moaning a little bit does feel good so let me do it. Or how bout I give you an elbow to the throat? Either way I'll feel better.

[username1]

Originally Posted by Dr. Wang

Hey jackass, you can't just quit your job when you don't have one lined up already. Even though I only make a little over $11 an hr I still need the money to make payments. I am in the process of looking for another job but haven't found one yet so I will stay for now.
And where the fuck do you get off telling me to shut the fuck up? Yes, bitching and moaning a little bit does feel good so let me do it. Or how bout I give you an elbow to the throat? Either way I'll feel better.

Just when I thought I'd seen the dumbest post ever...you throw this one up there! Threatening to elbow someone in the throat over a message board qualifies you as a functioning retard! No wonder you don't have another job lined up, you're too fucking dense. You haven't found another job yet???? How incompetent are you!?!?! Perhaps you should stay at ERAC and "downgrade" to car prep or driver. At least then, maybe you could handle the "stress"!

[Dr. Wang]

Wow, you really told me. You can go back to masturbating to gay porn now. I'm out.

[UsedToBleedGreen]

Originally Posted by I Heart ?????

It needs not be said that ERAC puts you in positions at work that are flat out bullshit. At some point though, you need to take some personal responsiblity for the position you are in. If the job is that bad, (and I know this has been posted on this site a whole bunch) THEN FUCKING QUIT!!! Don't piss and moan about how they make you do all these horrible things because you are CHOOSING to remain employed with them! I mean FOR FUCK'S SAKE they pay $9.65 an hour! You can find that just about anywhere and it SURE AS SHIT isn't worth what you have to deal with at ERAC. What makes your post even more UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE is that you come on here and spout off about how dare a customer have the audacity to pull the trademarked unauthorized-driver drop off, all the while YOU have the MORONIC TAMARITY to keep showing up to work every day knowing it's going to happen! Get a clue, wake up and either quit and make your life a better place or SHUT THE FUCK UP! And no I don't work for ERAC.

You say that you didn't work for ERAC, but have you ever worked for them in the past? Because if you did, I'm sure you would have a tiny bit more sensitivity toward this guy "venting." If you haven't had the pleasure to work for the e-machine, then you wouldn't understand how much of a hell hole it is.

I can agree with you for saying that if it is that bad, then quit. You are right, bitching and moaning won't change a thing - but it does make you feel better.

I worked for Enterprise for 2 years. It is every bit of a horrible experience people say it is. I smartened up, got out, and now have an incredible career, and my life back.

[Ex ERAC]

What do you think the possibilities are that Crisco is some idiot Area Manager or Regional employee who's bragging to his employees about how he's teaching Admin a lesson!

I know, I know, conspiracy theory- but it does make you think for a sec. I sure knew people that stupid during my time there.

Regardless, bravo on increasing traffic today Crisco. How many high fives do you think you'll get?