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Old 2006-05-28
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You left out "Enterprise Rent A Car"...wait, let's see, oh wow, #6.
On the first page, baby!
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Every job board that posts for this bullshit pyramid scheme of a job advertises it as a "management trainee" program. You tell me, why wouldn't a person type "management trainee" into the search field?

Then you tell me why thousands upon thousands of potential applicants aren't coming on here to explain how they typed all that in and were saved by this site? No shit you're going to draw in a handful here and there, but not nearly on the level that Admin and his loyal posters would like to think.
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You left out "Enterprise Rent A Car"...wait, let's see, oh wow, #6.

Actually I didn't leave that out. That is 6 or 7. Why don't you take a poll to see how many people scroll down to #6 on a field search for a specific company? Peeople wouldn't be searching for a variety of service providers if they type in the specific name of the company. Wouldn't a vast majority of impatient and "I need things right now" people click on the first 1 or 2 sites they see? You underestimate people's laziness.
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Then you tell me why thousands upon thousands of potential applicants aren't coming on here to explain how they typed all that in and were saved by this site? No shit you're going to draw in a handful here and there, but not nearly on the level that Admin and his loyal posters would like to think.
OK, I think we understand that nothing we'll ever do here will impress you in any way. You've made that repeatedly clear. A man has to stick to his principles and one of your principles is that you're simply not going to be impressed.

We need people like you in the world because you keep the rest of us reaching ever higher.
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Actually I didn't leave that out. That is 6 or 7. Why don't you take a poll to see how many people scroll down to #6 on a field search for a specific company? Peeople wouldn't be searching for a variety of service providers if they type in the specific name of the company. Wouldn't a vast majority of impatient and "I need things right now" people click on the first 1 or 2 sites they see? You underestimate people's laziness.
Out of 6,430,000 listed pages for "Enterprise Rent-A-Car" on Google, we're #6 (in the top 10,000th of the top 1%!), but this isn't good enough for you. You sound like a cranky New Yorker.
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OK, I think we understand that nothing we'll ever do here will impress you in any way. You've made that repeatedly clear. A man has to stick to his principles and one of your principles is that you're simply not going to be impressed.

We need people like you in the world because you keep the rest of us reaching ever higher.

You've created a source of entertainment and a decent source of information. That's it. Anything else is, and would be wishful thinking. And that's not negativity, that's reality. What's it like in the world you live in? Do you get free cable in that world? What about Taco Bell? I enjoy their bean burritos.
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Out of 6,430,000 listed pages for "Enterprise Rent-A-Car" on Google, we're #6 (in the top 10,000th of the top 1%!), but this isn't good enough for you. You sound like a cranky New Yorker.

And you sound like a complete ignoramous (doesn't matter what state). That is quite an accomplishment, admin. My point still stands. How many people in today's "I want it right now" world do think will even scroll down past number 2? Of course you will get a decent amount, but not the level that you keep proclaiming.

You're fishing for an ego stroke and you're using the wrong bait.
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And you sound like a complete ignoramous (doesn't matter what state). That is quite an accomplishment, admin. My point still stands. How many people in today's "I want it right now" world do think will even scroll down past number 2? Of course you will get a decent amount, but not the level that you keep proclaiming.

You're fishing for an ego stroke and you're using the wrong bait.
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None requested and none given.

Out of 6,430,000 listed pages for "Enterprise Rent-A-Car" on Google, we're #6 (in the top 10,000th of the top 1%!).

Knowing your passion for stirring the pot and running discussion boards, I think this just may qualify as fishing for an ego stroke.
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Out of 6,430,000 listed pages for "Enterprise Rent-A-Car" on Google, we're #6 (in the top 10,000th of the top 1%!).

Knowing your passion for stirring the pot and running discussion boards, I think this just may qualify as fishing for an ego stroke.
There you go again. First, you claim the site doesn't meet some standard. Then, I point out some fact that refutes you. You follow up by saying "See, you're bragging!".

I'll bet this sort of passive-aggressive behavior drives away every girlfriend you've ever had.
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