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Old 2006-05-27
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If you type "enterprise rent-a-car management trainee" in Google, Failingenterprise is the #1 result. This must be really pissing off the recruiters out there.
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If you type "enterprise rent-a-car management trainee" in Google, Failingenterprise is the #1 result. This must be really pissing off the recruiters out there.
If you type the entire contents of the New Merriam-Webster dictionary into Google confetti will fall from your ceiling and a hot chick will come in and blow you. The two probably happen about as often.
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If you type "enterprise rent-a-car management trainee" in Google, Failingenterprise is the #1 result. This must be really pissing off the recruiters out there.
Nice try ?????. I almost believed you.
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If you type "enterprise rent-a-car management trainee" in Google, Failingenterprise is the #1 result. This must be really pissing off the recruiters out there.
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Nice try ?????. I almost believed you.
Try it yourself.
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(How many people do you think are realistically going to type in "enterprise rent-a-car management trainee" into the google search field?)
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(How many people do you think are realistically going to type in "enterprise rent-a-car management trainee" into the google search field?)
"enterprise management trainee": #2
"enterprise rent a car management trainee": #1
"enterprise rental car management trainee": #1
"management trainee enterprise": #2
"enterprise rent-a-car jobs": #3
"enterprise rent-a-car human resources": #1

Any of those will work just fine. Google's pretty smart; any reasonable search terms will bring you to the sites that really matter.

Face the facts: any college graduate considering Enterprise who gets even slightly curious about what they're getting into and checks on the web is going to find us.

Attention Enterprise Rent-A-Car Recruiters: What percentage of candidates are now mentioning Failing Enterprise during the interviewing process?

Free market democracies work best when people have access to truthful information. Enterprise Rent-A-Car works best when they don't. I'm curious to see where this will go!
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"enterprise management trainee": #2
"enterprise rent a car management trainee": #1
"enterprise rental car management trainee": #1
"management trainee enterprise": #2
"enterprise rent-a-car jobs": #3
"enterprise rent-a-car human resources": #1

Any of those will work just fine. Google's pretty smart; any reasonable search terms will bring you to the sites that really matter.

Face the facts: any college graduate considering Enterprise who gets even slightly curious about what they're getting into and checks on the web is going to find us.

Attention Enterprise Rent-A-Car Recruiters: What percentage of candidates are now mentioning Failing Enterprise during the interviewing process?

Free market democracies work best when people have access to truthful information. Enterprise Rent-A-Car works best when they don't. I'm curious to see where this will go!
There you go again on one of your soapbox sermons. Other than this one.."enterprise rent-a-car jobs," How many people do think will actually type in the management trainee part?

Sites that really matter?? Again with the ego. I did a little test run myself. The results weren't as nearly favorable as the ones you found about your own site.

Google. Then type in:
Enterprise Rent A Car: This site comes in 7th and the other links on that page is for the actual company.

Enterprise: This site doesn't come up after the first 7 pages. I stopped looking after that. Captian Kirk's Starship Enterprise gets more mention than this site.

Enterprise Careers: No mention of this site for at least 2 pages. I stopped looking after that.

Enterprise Car Rental: You popped up on the 3rd page. Not too many people are going to search through 3 pages to find that one "site that really matters."


As for the %, are you basing that on the few emails you get every month from potential employees citing how they mentioned your site in an interview? I highly doubt you're capturing the attention of millions and millions of potential applicants. But of course, being that this is you baby and your hobby, you would disagree. From what I can tell based on the postings of others, your site is getting name dropped, but not nearly on the level that you think it is. Enterprise is still finding new employees. You overestimate recent college grads who are struggling to find a job and their uncanny ability to search a company.
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There you go again on one of your soapbox sermons. Other than this one.."enterprise rent-a-car jobs," How many people do think will actually type in the management trainee part?
Every job board that posts for this bullshit pyramid scheme of a job advertises it as a "management trainee" program. You tell me, why wouldn't a person type "management trainee" into the search field?
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There you go again on one of your soapbox sermons. Other than this one.."enterprise rent-a-car jobs," How many people do think will actually type in the management trainee part?

Sites that really matter?? Again with the ego. I did a little test run myself. The results weren't as nearly favorable as the ones you found about your own site.

Google. Then type in:
Enterprise Rent A Car: This site comes in 7th and the other links on that page is for the actual company.

Enterprise: This site doesn't come up after the first 7 pages. I stopped looking after that. Captian Kirk's Starship Enterprise gets more mention than this site.

Enterprise Careers: No mention of this site for at least 2 pages. I stopped looking after that.

Enterprise Car Rental: You popped up on the 3rd page. Not too many people are going to search through 3 pages to find that one "site that really matters."


As for the %, are you basing that on the few emails you get every month from potential employees citing how they mentioned your site in an interview? I highly doubt you're capturing the attention of millions and millions of potential applicants. But of course, being that this is you baby and your hobby, you would disagree. From what I can tell based on the postings of others, your site is getting name dropped, but not nearly on the level that you think it is. Enterprise is still finding new employees. You overestimate recent college grads who are struggling to find a job and their uncanny ability to search a company.
You left out "Enterprise Rent A Car"...wait, let's see, oh wow, #6.
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