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Old 2006-06-22
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Let's take this apart, piece by piece.

1. Retards work for ERAC. Have you ever been to one?

2. It's spelled "FailingEnterprise"......who's dim now?

3. Who are you to say that a movie won't be made? Many independent films never make it to the big screen.

Why don't you sit down before you fall down.

Okay. You must be ?????'s son.

Since you have so much time, why don't you start contacting some producers?? They will laugh at you.
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Old 2006-06-22
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You don't have to be a producer to know what will and will not fly. Would you go and watch a film about people screwing on the lids of mouthwash bottles?? I can promise there just isn't a large enough of an audience to see it. Your self interest in it isn't enough to bring in millions of people. Sorry.

You just want this film to work so bad it's clouding your judgement. It's like Cancer patients that have tried eveything . . . and then go to some faith healer to have a bunch of crytals placed over their afflicted areas.

You also probably think this site works, depite the fact it's been running strong for two years and hasn't made Enterprise do shit.

Please, won't you join us in an adult conversation???
1. ERAC is not a mouthwash company so I can guarantee it's going to be a little more interesting.

2. It's not my judgement call. I just think it's a great idea.

3. You're pretty heartless about the Cancer patient comment. With something like that, hope is the ONE thing you have left. Never take that away from anyone.

4. What is a crytal

5. If this site doesn't work, why does corporate monitor it everyday?

Please, won't you join me in this place called "the real world"???
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Old 2006-06-22
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Originally Posted by Unregistered!
Let's take this apart, piece by piece.

1. Retards work for ERAC. Have you ever been to one?

2. It's spelled "FailingEnterprise"......who's dim now?

3. Who are you to say that a movie won't be made? Many independent films never make it to the big screen.

Why don't you sit down before you fall down.
And most independent films suck ass. I was a film major and have seen loads of independent movies. The truth is, is that only a handful of them are good, the rest are not.

The only way a film about ERAC would do decent is if they threw in other companies that have bad customer service. I hated working for Enterprise, but I wouldn't pay six bucks and sit through an hour and a half film about it because it's of monumental disinterest to most movie goers. And, I don't think most people would either.

Another poster here said that 20/20 or Dateline would be better. And I think it would.
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Old 2006-06-22
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1. ERAC is not a mouthwash company so I can guarantee it's going to be a little more interesting.

2. It's not my judgement call. I just think it's a great idea.

3. You're pretty heartless about the Cancer patient comment. With something like that, hope is the ONE thing you have left. Never take that away from anyone.

4. What is a crytal

5. If this site doesn't work, why does corporate monitor it everyday?

Please, won't you join me in this place called "the real world"???
If you ask ?????, this site was built to make ERAC change their ways. Can you show me proof that it has?? People monitoring Failing E doesn't mean it's doing anything. That's like saying it rained in New York because a pig in Honk Kong took a shit. Until ERAC changes (and says it was because of this site) you're just engaging in wishful thinking.

My point with the Cancer patients is that when people are desperate, they will believe whatever is told to them. Hence you thinking a movie will do fabulous in the theatres.

Enterprise isn't detroying rain forrests. They're not making children slave in coal mines.If you think the world cares so much about some shitty rental car comany, then you haven't been paying attention to current events.
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Old 2006-06-22
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Someone as smart as you should start pounding the pavement looking for finacial backers for this film. Maybe ????? will let you direct.....

Barr Barr should get the cinematographer from Jackass:The Movie to get some great shots.
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Old 2006-06-22
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If you ask ?????, this site was built to make ERAC change their ways. Can you show me proof that it has?? People monitoring Failing E doesn't mean it's doing anything. That's like saying it rained in New York because a pig in Honk Kong took a shit. Until ERAC changes (and says it was because of this site) you're just engaging in wishful thinking.

My point with the Cancer patients is that when people are desperate, they will believe whatever is told to them. Hence you thinking a movie will do fabulous in the theatres.

Enterprise isn't detroying rain forrests. They're not making children slave in coal mines.If you think the world cares so much about some shitty rental car comany, then you haven't been paying attention to current events.
If the site isn't ruffling any feathers, then why monitor the site? If ERAC truly believes they are in the right, this site would recieve no attention from corporate. So there's your proof.

The world won't care about a shitty rental car company...they care about controversy. Controversy sells...period. Do you remember Amy Fisher? She was the one that shot Mary Jo Buttafuco (sp?). Do you know how many books, movies, off Broadway plays and articles were created because of that controversy? I understand they are even talking about making an Enron movie! Have you ever seen a Michael Moore movie? Roger & Me was a movie that attacked one of the largest organizations in America. ERAC is the largest car rental company in the world and deals with companies like GE. You're telling me you don't see a similarity?

Listen, I like the idea of a movie. That's my opinion. You're not going to change that. I could be wrong about an ERAC movie. But then again, so could you. The 20/20 idea is really good. If it works, then maybe a movie can be made. Until then, a guy can dream can't he?
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Old 2006-06-22
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If the site isn't ruffling any feathers, then why monitor the site? If ERAC truly believes they are in the right, this site would recieve no attention from corporate. So there's your proof.

The world won't care about a shitty rental car company...they care about controversy. Controversy sells...period. Do you remember Amy Fisher? She was the one that shot Mary Jo Buttafuco (sp?). Do you know how many books, movies, off Broadway plays and articles were created because of that controversy? I understand they are even talking about making an Enron movie! Have you ever seen a Michael Moore movie? Roger & Me was a movie that attacked one of the largest organizations in America. ERAC is the largest car rental company in the world and deals with companies like GE. You're telling me you don't see a similarity?

Listen, I like the idea of a movie. That's my opinion. You're not going to change that. I could be wrong about an ERAC movie. But then again, so could you. The 20/20 idea is really good. If it works, then maybe a movie can be made. Until then, a guy can dream can't he?


The controversy point is valid. But, is there enough controversy to sell the movie? Bad customer service goes on everywhere. It’s not like the movie would be shedding light on something that is unknown. You'd have to really drum up a lot of shit to make people want to see it.

And I’m not trying to say you wouldn’t like it, just that there probably isn’t enough people in the world that would pay to see it and who would wanna sit through it. The only people that would like it is ex and current ERAC employees. I wouldn’t pay to see it, not because it’s hurtful to ERAC, but because I think it would be boring.

You can’t compare Enron and 9/11 to Enterprise. That’s about as far off as my comment about mouthwash lids. I've read Peter Eichenwald's book about Enron. Enterprise has a long way to go before they can ever hope to achieve that level a scum. And 9/11 will be the most controversial war in history.

As for this site's effectiveness, my proof is that it hasn't achieved its goal, which is to invoke changes to Enterprise’s internal structure. It hasn't. And it won’t. When PETA wanted to let everyone know how KFC treated their chickens, they has movie stars speaking out, billboards, commercials . . . the whole nine yards. I think you can make changes. But, when you’re going up against mega companies, you need better ammo than a website.

I'm not saying Failing Enterprise isn't monitored. But being watched isn't that big a deal. Of course they're gonna keep an eye on it. They’d be dumb not to. It's called having a contingency plan. Example: If the Easter Islands gave the USA shit on Friday, we have a plan in place to blow their asses off the map by Monday. Yet the chances of that happening are so remote one could say it’s impossible.
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Old 2006-06-22
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If the site isn't ruffling any feathers, then why monitor the site? If ERAC truly believes they are in the right, this site would recieve no attention from corporate. So there's your proof.

The world won't care about a shitty rental car company...they care about controversy. Controversy sells...period. Do you remember Amy Fisher? She was the one that shot Mary Jo Buttafuco (sp?). Do you know how many books, movies, off Broadway plays and articles were created because of that controversy? I understand they are even talking about making an Enron movie! Have you ever seen a Michael Moore movie? Roger & Me was a movie that attacked one of the largest organizations in America. ERAC is the largest car rental company in the world and deals with companies like GE. You're telling me you don't see a similarity?

Listen, I like the idea of a movie. That's my opinion. You're not going to change that. I could be wrong about an ERAC movie. But then again, so could you. The 20/20 idea is really good. If it works, then maybe a movie can be made. Until then, a guy can dream can't he?
You might want to check your facts. Erac is not the largest car rental company in the world, that distinction goes to Hertz. Erac is the largest in North America however. I do concur on the 20/20 or Dateline idea. Perhaps they could do an undercover inverstigation and hopefully with hidden cameras catch the MT trying to push DW too much, then when returning the car, they see the MT find "undocumented" damage and try and claim the customer is responsible. Hmmmm, who will they get to play the MT when the movie comes out, perhaps Tom Cruise.....no David Spade!!!! He would be ideal. Jack Black could play the area manager.
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Old 2006-06-22
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And most independent films suck ass. I was a film major and have seen loads of independent movies. The truth is, is that only a handful of them are good, the rest are not.

The only way a film about ERAC would do decent is if they threw in other companies that have bad customer service. I hated working for Enterprise, but I wouldn't pay six bucks and sit through an hour and a half film about it because it's of monumental disinterest to most movie goers. And, I don't think most people would either.

Another poster here said that 20/20 or Dateline would be better. And I think it would.
You are absolutely correct.
My friend works for ABC...you can email John Stossil from 20/20 on the ABC web site...They are always looking for stories. I think they would love the cdw controversy and selling practices/ethics as well as the hours worked vs pay and why they hire so many naive college students at ERAC.
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Old 2006-06-22
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You are absolutely correct.
My friend works for ABC...you can email John Stossil from 20/20 on the ABC web site...They are always looking for stories. I think they would love the cdw controversy and selling practices/ethics as well as the hours worked vs pay and why they hire so many naive college students at ERAC.
Yeah ERAC is so perfect for a 20/20 Dateline type segement. Any news porducer should lick his chops with the thoughts of exposing ERAC's illegal DW selling practices.
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