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Old 2006-06-24
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Old 2006-06-24
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It's a fair question. McDonald's and Wal-Mart certainly strike a chord better with the typical American, and it might be hard to muster up much sympathy for college graduates in a "Management Trainee" program.

A lot would depend on the style and attitude of the movie. Michael Moore got it right when he chronicled his attempts to meet with GM Chairman Roger Smith, and the Supersize Me idea was very clever.

Maybe Failing Enterprise Movie needs to be a journal of my attempts to have a reservation honored. We'd use a hidden camera and just let the tape roll through the lies and spin.
Great, so that would make a nice 5 minute film and by the end the audience would be asleep.
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Old 2006-07-28
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This whole idea of making an Enterprise movie is so stupid, its making me giggle uncontrolably, no really, its too funny.

Do any of you realize that the average american isn't as obsessed with the rental business as you are and would probably be bored out of their fucking minds within the first five minutes?

This "issue" (if you even want to call it that) primarily interests a small percentage of people who have either been legitimately abused by ERAC or (like ?????) people who just want to whine. The average person couldn't give 2 shits about renting cars.

But i will say this, it is on the same level as McDonald's and Wal-Mart in the sense that people (including Morgan Spurlock) blame big business for their poor decisions.

Don't want to get fat? Don't go to McDonald's. Don't want to "fall prey" to enterprise? Go to Hertz or Budget. Or just don't rent a car. Simple as that.
How many fucking times does this have to be said?

Of course making a movie would suit Admin just fine... that might just be your ticket, ?????.

Don't you idiots get it? Its a scam, and ????? is exploiting all of you to ultimately benefit his checkbook and support his ilusions of grandeur. Yay for you.
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Old 2006-07-28
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Hertz Sucks Too You Moron!
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Old 2006-07-28
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ERAC is not the same as the examples you gave. I worked with an MT who would tell elderly people of the (untrue) high rollover rate of the cars they would rent to get them to get DW. This guy is now a BM. That is like the cell phone guy telling you that the cell phone had a high rate of exploding and catching fire in your pants.

I also worked with numerous people who would literally tell people to sign here, here, and here. I am not exaggerating one bit. That is like the car salesman asking you to sign the warranty without you explaining it.

"you could die tomorrow, this is why life and disability is a good idea" Give me a break, asswipe, it's all the same
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Old 2006-07-29
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Hertz Sucks Too You Moron!

That's not the point, idiot!

Point is, if you don't like Enterprise, go elsewhere. There are other options... sheesh, are you so stupid that you can't see that?

You don't have to give them your business if you don't want to, the local BM isn't going to point a gun to your head and force you to rent a car.

You can go to Hertz or Budget, if you think they both suck, don't rent a car, but if you want to benefit from the service these companies offer, shut the fuck up and pay the price.
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I think the real focus on a Failing Enterprise movie would be on the employees who have to suffer in that racist, sexist, alcohol-drug infested, unethical, immoral, and promiscuous "work" environment. Of course, exposing the shady business practices would be good too. How do we start?
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filming girls doing what come,s natural isnt illegal is it?,i got load,s of video,s of erac girl,s taking their knickers down,it,s surprising just how many girl,s shave these days still i,m all for shaved pussies.so come on guy,s i bet you,ve got pictures and video of your own favorite erac ladies.
I like pussy with hair, or least a little runway just above the clitoris.
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Well, I've seen "Super Size Me" also and I really liked it. It's obvious to me that a devastating independent documentary could be made about Enterprise and hitting all the points would be like shooting fish in a barrel. It would probably even end up with a bit of "Roger & Me" as I tried to interview Andy Taylor who would no doubt never return my calls asking for an interview. There'd be lots of footage throughout the movie of me talking with a PR minion on the phone and asking for a call back from Andy. We'd keeping counting and go over 100 separate requests, I'm sure.

And the barriers to entry for making a film like this are pretty darned small. For less than $10,000, I could buy the camera and Apple computer to edit the film on. The total budget could easily be $30,000. I hear Morgan Spurlock made "Supersize Me" for $60,000. They'd be some travel as I interviewed current and former employees, people maimed in crashes caused by lack of proper maintenance, pissed off employees, body shop owners and dealers, infuriated insurance companies, mom and pop rental agencies driven out of business, customers scammed with "discovered" damage, etc.

I love movies but I hate the movie industry, so I don't know how the distribution part would work out, although if I had a good movie and posted a good trailer on Failing Enterprise, we might get some traction.

The problem would be in getting time to make it.

The final film would be 90 minutes of Enterprise getting slammed again and again and again on all the issues for which they've become famous. We'd have an undercover camera and dozens of customers asking "But what about my reservation?". Oh, man, we'd pound them. I'd have to go easy on them otherwise people just wouldn't believe it was all true.

As a start, I've reserved the domain name www.FailingEnterpriseMovie.com.

i have NEVER seen this FE .COM MOVIE, is there a new link to it???
i never got a chnace to see it
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Well, I've seen "Super Size Me" also and I really liked it. It's obvious to me that a devastating independent documentary could be made about Enterprise and hitting all the points would be like shooting fish in a barrel. It would probably even end up with a bit of "Roger & Me" as I tried to interview Andy Taylor who would no doubt never return my calls asking for an interview. There'd be lots of footage throughout the movie of me talking with a PR minion on the phone and asking for a call back from Andy. We'd keeping counting and go over 100 separate requests, I'm sure.

And the barriers to entry for making a film like this are pretty darned small. For less than $10,000, I could buy the camera and Apple computer to edit the film on. The total budget could easily be $30,000. I hear Morgan Spurlock made "Supersize Me" for $60,000. They'd be some travel as I interviewed current and former employees, people maimed in crashes caused by lack of proper maintenance, pissed off employees, body shop owners and dealers, infuriated insurance companies, mom and pop rental agencies driven out of business, customers scammed with "discovered" damage, etc.

I love movies but I hate the movie industry, so I don't know how the distribution part would work out, although if I had a good movie and posted a good trailer on Failing Enterprise, we might get some traction.

The problem would be in getting time to make it.

The final film would be 90 minutes of Enterprise getting slammed again and again and again on all the issues for which they've become famous. We'd have an undercover camera and dozens of customers asking "But what about my reservation?". Oh, man, we'd pound them. I'd have to go easy on them otherwise people just wouldn't believe it was all true.

As a start, I've reserved the domain name www.FailingEnterpriseMovie.com.
Great idea ?????, I am just not so sure Enterprise is at a level of familiarity with Americans like McDonalds is. However, you are not trying to make money off it so who the fuck knows...maybe you got a winner on your hands.
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