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Old 2006-11-09
Sucks-To-Be-You Sucks-To-Be-You is offline
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Manpower huh? Good stuff. They have good benefits so you should definitely sign up for the Dental you crooked tooth mother fucker. You look like your last job was chewing rocks.

ya know what

i have THEEE MOST BIGGEST FART, JUST WAITING TO GO OFF IN YOUR FACE!!!


CARE TO BEND OVER AND TAKE A WIFF??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Old 2006-11-09
FreefromGreen FreefromGreen is offline
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Default Re: SO I GOT A JOB...

ha ha ha...great revelations! Sucks lives at home! Wow...

My night is complete...what a fun story.

Oh Sucks, you are the best comedic break a guy could ever ask for

(oh, and I will consider myself cursed at and told to f* off to save you time...unless you want to tell me to go f* off in trees or something really fun and unique...that would be fun...oh sorry, its late, dont wanna wake up your mommy...ha ha ha ha ha ha)
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Old 2006-11-09
MT Minus MT Minus is offline
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Default Re: SO I GOT A JOB...

World's Most Eleigable Car Prep...

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Old 2006-11-09
Sucks-To-Be-You Sucks-To-Be-You is offline
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ha ha ha...great revelations! Sucks lives at home! Wow...

My night is complete...what a fun story.

Oh Sucks, you are the best comedic break a guy could ever ask for

(oh, and I will consider myself cursed at and told to f* off to save you time...unless you want to tell me to go f* off in trees or something really fun and unique...that would be fun...oh sorry, its late, dont wanna wake up your mommy...ha ha ha ha ha ha)


FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!

YOU DONT KNOW SHIT YOU MOTHERE FUCKER

SO WHY DONT U JACK OFF AT THE GAY CLUB ELIETE BAR WHERE YOU USED TO HANG OUT AT


STUPID MOTHER FUCKER
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Old 2006-11-09
formererac formererac is offline
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Default Re: SO I GOT A JOB...

Hey, Sucks yelled at me about saying he lived with his parents recently. So which is it Sucks? Did you move out?
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Old 2006-11-09
Dom182 Dom182 is offline
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Default Re: SO I GOT A JOB...

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Actually he DOES live with his mother...


http://howardshrine.net/viewtopic.php?t=3228

U236SiriusFan

Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:24 am
Post subject: MY RANT ABOUT MY PATHETIC HOMELIFE

if you read nothing else....

you'll have fun reading about MY Sad and yet Pathetic Homelife

ok, if you havn't figured it out by now,
i'm 30, Living in NY
((East Of Middletown, NY))

still living at home , looking for work, --really don't have that much skills in anything except for Mowing Lawns and Delevering Autoparts--
barley (sp?) have any $$$,
drive a shitty car , 91 ford taurus, ((NEEDS MAJOR MAJOR WORK))

and i basicly HATE my homelife!! why??
ok, here, i'll TELL YOU WHY!!
MY BROTHER IS COSTING ME $$$ , he smokes CIGS AND POT in the house and he is costing ME $$$$$ by ME going out and buying AIR FRESHNERS!!! ((and yet my mom always asked me where my $$ goes))

My mom ALLOWS THIS !!! WTF????...SHE ALLOWS HIM TO SMOKE IN THE HOUSE!!!

HE SLEEPS ALL DAY, AND THEN EXPECTS ""ME"" TO GIVE HIM A RIDE TO WORK?? WTF???.. F-TARD is a LOUD MOUTH,!!

((I've noticed that drunks and alcaholics have a very loud voice after they wake up and start to fling crap out of there mouth))

yeah, fake singing in a bar / karoiking (sp?) / w.e the fuck he does , does NOT Constintute as a JOB!! My mom isn't home half the time , she lives / stays with her BF,

would YOU come home to a mess?? , Neither would i!!


JOBS are hard to get when you have like,... NO SKILLS At All and no training in anything , who wants to hire some stranger off the street???? would YOU??..
I swear, my home life just.. SUCKS!!

AGAIN, going back to the POT HEAD , let's just call him CSM - Cigerette Smoking Man, and yes he also DOES SMOKE POT IN THE HOUSE, and he REFUSES TO STOP!!!! I'm Suprised i don't have LUNG CANCER Already, or, maybe i do and i just don't know it!!!

This house smells like SHIT!! ((because of the POTSMOKE AND CIG SMOKE))


the kitchen counter is a MESS.. No food in the fridge... (i usually by my own food and keep it here in my room IE: Snacks and Snapple, soda is downstairs amd i usually get salads and stuf)


and.. I cannot take it here anymore!!!! YES I DO WANT TO GET THE F OUT OF HERE, but... with NO $$, I really can't do that!!!!

WHAT I HATE ABOUT LIVING HERE IS

A) THE HORRID SMELL OF POT SMOKE AND CIG SMOKE

B) SEEING BEER CANS ALL OVER THE PLACE (someone else lives here too - someone who i should have NEVER MET!!!!)

C) THE MESS DOWNSTAIRS

D) I'M ALWAYS BEINBG TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF (see below)

JUST TODAY -Monday Night, ASSHOLE wanted ""ME"" to GIVE HIMA RIDE TO WORK cuz MOMS OTHER CAR wasn't working, I DIDN'T give him a ride, i let the OLD GEEZER the person who i met along time ago take him!!

i just.. .HATE IT HERE!!!!


i've thought about just... living with a friend of mine... but...
his place is SMALL!!!! Very Small!!

I just, don't know what to do anymore...
THE POT SMOKE, THE CIG SMOKE, THE MESS DOWNSTAIRS, I HATE IT!!!!

I feel like i'm going crazy!!!



anyone else wanna help me??
I hate it here!!!!
out of this entire rant my favorite line is that he spends all his money buying air freshners.
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Old 2006-11-09
SUCKS-IS-A-LIAR SUCKS-IS-A-LIAR is offline
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Default Re: SO I GOT A JOB...

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WHY MUST YOU BE A FUCKING PRICK?????????
Is that a rhetorical question?

(not that you know what "rhetorical" means)
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Old 2006-11-10
Sucks-To-Be-You Sucks-To-Be-You is offline
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Is that a rhetorical question?

(not that you know what "rhetorical" means)


YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH THE SHIT YOUR MOTHER SHITED YOU OUT OF

DIE ASSHOLE!!!!!!
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World's Most Eleigable Car Prep...

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Which is worse...

1. Being a failed erac car prep
2. Living with your Mom @ 30+ years old
3. Feeling the need to make an ass of yourself constantly on youtube
4. Spending "all" your money on air fresheners
5. Chewing rocks for a living

How could anybody want this guy banned? He's great!
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Which is worse...

1. Being a failed erac car prep
2. Living with your Mom @ 30+ years old
3. Feeling the need to make an ass of yourself constantly on youtube
4. Spending "all" your money on air fresheners
5. Chewing rocks for a living

How could anybody want this guy banned? He's great!


I DO NOT BUY AIR FRESHNERS YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!
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