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Old 2007-02-20
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Default QUESTIONS FOR THE NEWBIES

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A) HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE???
WHO TOLD YOU????
OR DID YOU JUST GO ONTO ANY OL' SEARTCH ENGINE AND TYPE IN ""ENTERPRISE"" AND THIS SITE JUST ""SUDDENLY CAME UP""????

B) IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE??

C) WERE YOU TOLD TO NOT POST HERE BECAUSE IT MIGHT HURT YOU IN THE LONG RUN??

D) HOW MUCH ARE YOU MAKING??

E) DO YOU LIKE IT THERE??

F) HOW BUSY OR ""UNBUSY"" IS YOUR BRANCH

G) HOW MANY PPL IN YOUR BRANCH??? THIS INCLUDES ""CAR PREPS""

H) WERE YOU TOLD THAT YOU'D BE MAKING ""X"" AMNT OF DOLLARS???

I) HOW MANY CARS ARE YOU RENTING???

J) HAVE YOU TAKEN AN ""UPPER DECKER"" YET??

I) ANY HOT CHICKS IN YOUR AREA???

J) HOW MANY HOURS ARE YOU WORKING THERE

K) DO YOU LIKE YOUR BOSSES???

L) WHAT TIME DO YOU GET THERE AND OR START YOUR DAY AND ALSO END YOUR DAY

M) ARE YOU ASKED TO WORK O.T.???

N) HOW ""SHORT"" ARE YOUR LUNCH BREAKS???

O) JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES... MEN ONLY QUESTION - DO YOU ""FANTASIZE"" ABOUT YOUR FEMALE CO WORKERS??? ARE THEY CUTE???
IF SO... TELL STORIES!!!

P) HOW OLD IS YOUR BOSS??
ARE YOU OLER THEN THEY ARE OR ARE THEY OLDER THAN YOU??

Q) WHAT'S IT LIKE THERE DUING THE COLD MONTHS???

R) HOW MANY PHONE CALLS A DAY
((END OF DAY OR NEAR THE END OF DAY)) DO OR DID YOU MAKE TRYING TO FIND A VAN / CAR / SUV / TRUCK / FOR THE RETURNING CUSTOMERS THE FOLLOWING DAY

S) HOW ARE YOUR CUSTOMERS????

T) HOW FAR AWAY DO YOU LIVE AWAY FROM YOUR BRANCH??

U) AFTER YOU CLOSE UP SHOP... DO YOU HEAD TO THE NEARIST BAR AND DRINK UP BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T ""HACK IT""

V) WHAT STATE ARE YOU IN


I'LL SAVE THE LAST 5 QUESTIONS FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PUT MORE IN
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Old 2007-02-24
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Default Re: QUESTIONS FOR THE NEWBIES

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[b]

A) HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PLACE???
WHO TOLD YOU????
OR DID YOU JUST GO ONTO ANY OL' SEARTCH ENGINE AND TYPE IN ""ENTERPRISE"" AND THIS SITE JUST ""SUDDENLY CAME UP""????

B) IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME HERE??

C) WERE YOU TOLD TO NOT POST HERE BECAUSE IT MIGHT HURT YOU IN THE LONG RUN??

D) HOW MUCH ARE YOU MAKING??

E) DO YOU LIKE IT THERE??

F) HOW BUSY OR ""UNBUSY"" IS YOUR BRANCH

G) HOW MANY PPL IN YOUR BRANCH??? THIS INCLUDES ""CAR PREPS""

H) WERE YOU TOLD THAT YOU'D BE MAKING ""X"" AMNT OF DOLLARS???

I) HOW MANY CARS ARE YOU RENTING???

J) HAVE YOU TAKEN AN ""UPPER DECKER"" YET??

I) ANY HOT CHICKS IN YOUR AREA???

J) HOW MANY HOURS ARE YOU WORKING THERE

K) DO YOU LIKE YOUR BOSSES???

L) WHAT TIME DO YOU GET THERE AND OR START YOUR DAY AND ALSO END YOUR DAY

M) ARE YOU ASKED TO WORK O.T.???

N) HOW ""SHORT"" ARE YOUR LUNCH BREAKS???

O) JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES... MEN ONLY QUESTION - DO YOU ""FANTASIZE"" ABOUT YOUR FEMALE CO WORKERS??? ARE THEY CUTE???
IF SO... TELL STORIES!!!

P) HOW OLD IS YOUR BOSS??
ARE YOU OLER THEN THEY ARE OR ARE THEY OLDER THAN YOU??

Q) WHAT'S IT LIKE THERE DUING THE COLD MONTHS???

R) HOW MANY PHONE CALLS A DAY
((END OF DAY OR NEAR THE END OF DAY)) DO OR DID YOU MAKE TRYING TO FIND A VAN / CAR / SUV / TRUCK / FOR THE RETURNING CUSTOMERS THE FOLLOWING DAY

S) HOW ARE YOUR CUSTOMERS????

T) HOW FAR AWAY DO YOU LIVE AWAY FROM YOUR BRANCH??

U) AFTER YOU CLOSE UP SHOP... DO YOU HEAD TO THE NEARIST BAR AND DRINK UP BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T ""HACK IT""

V) WHAT STATE ARE YOU IN


I'LL SAVE THE LAST 5 QUESTIONS FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PUT MORE IN
And the point of this..?
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Old 2007-02-24
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And the point of this..?
anyone...
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Old 2007-03-06
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Default Re: QUESTIONS FOR THE NEWBIES

I found this website in an odd way...

I worked in Dayton during late 2000 (held out just long enough for the Christmas party in Cincinnati - I hated my job but I was certainly going to hold out for all that free booze.)

Anyhoo - a co-worker of mine sent me an email that they were getting hooked up with a fleet of cars from erac for an event in northern michigan. I was going to tell him not to take the "dub"....and was then going to tell him what "DUB" stood for.

Was it an acronym?

Was it short for something? I couldnt remember for the life of me.

So I googled "What does "DUB" stand for?".....and found this site.

I later emailed my two friends (one worked in C-Bus, the other in the 'Nati) and they couldnt remember.

We figured it was short for the "W" in "C.D.W".....

I then passed the site onto every person I ever knew that worked at erac..... and they loved it!
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