"Terrorists wanna slit our throats and this worries you?"

Be careful putting Robert in his place this week- his newest argument when feeling cornered is "Terrorists wanna slit our throats and this worries you?"

Why wouldn't the same thing apply to all the crap he starts here?

http://cs1.mcm.edu/~lvoit/multimedia/s2002/robert.jpg

Originally Posted by Good one!

Be careful putting Robert in his place this week- his newest argument when feeling cornered is "Terrorists wanna slit our throats and this worries you?"

Why wouldn't the same thing apply to all the crap he starts here?

http://cs1.mcm.edu/~lvoit/multimedia/s2002/robert.jpg

Should the terrorists start with you tuff guy?

Originally Posted by Daily Planner

A day in the life of Robert.

Morning: Wakes up at six and masturbates viciously for two hours. Upon completing his "morning calisthenics" he begins composing posts and threads for Failing Enterprise.

Noon: Contacts ????? and asks how the traffic was from last night. If all is well, Robert can go back to watching gay Russian porn . . . his one and only past-time/hobby. If all is not well, then Robert must post as an Unregistered (or as UNCLE SAM) to help boost this site's numbers.

Evening: Sped up on pixie stick powder Mountain Dew, Robert really gets into his work, which is, of course, Failing Enterprise. ????? is only able to pay him in baloney sandwiches, but Rob's not in it for the money and fame of being a discussion board phenomenon.

THANKS ROBERT!! Without your disjointed ramblings about issues completely non-related to Enterprise, Andy Taylor would've made $9,000,000,000 last year as well as bought Vanguard. Oh. Never mind. I forgot that all that did happen.

Guess you ain't doing shit. My bad......

You jokers who slam others for being on the same site is a hoot. It's like when you dorks go hit a gay bar after work and you see a co-worker there and then call him a faggot for being there. You were there too dipshit, it is no different with this site you white turkeys! Did you hear the one about the Mexican who went to college? Neither did I!!!!

Originally Posted by Daily Planner

A day in the life of Robert.

Morning: Wakes up at six and masturbates viciously for two hours. Upon completing his "morning calisthenics" he begins composing posts and threads for Failing Enterprise.

Noon: Contacts ????? and asks how the traffic was from last night. If all is well, Robert can go back to watching gay Russian porn . . . his one and only past-time/hobby. If all is not well, then Robert must post as an Unregistered (or as UNCLE SAM) to help boost this site's numbers.

Evening: Sped up on pixie stick powder Mountain Dew, Robert really gets into his work, which is, of course, Failing Enterprise. ????? is only able to pay him in baloney sandwiches, but Rob's not in it for the money and fame of being a discussion board phenomenon.

THANKS ROBERT!! Without your disjointed ramblings about issues completely non-related to Enterprise, Andy Taylor would've made $9,000,000,000 last year as well as bought Vanguard. Oh. Never mind. I forgot that all that did happen.

Guess you ain't doing shit. My bad......

I like gay porn from the Carribean myself.

I never did gay porn. My Wikipedia entry is bogus.

Thank you,

John "The Wadd" Holmes

As long as terrorists stay away from my penis, I am fine.

Yours truly,

Dirk Diggler

Muslims killed us on 9-11. Deal with it and know the enemy. Iraq is an enemy too as well as anyone who puts on a head towel and scarf. you know this.

How come every time Robert's pic gets put into the spot light, he vanishes? And what's more, the people that are talking shit about him are suddenly overrun by unregistered posters that seem oddly loyal to Robert . . . even though Rob's a clown that no one takes the least bit seriously. Like Stephen Colbert, he's all an act. Yet unlike Stephen Colbert, he's not very funny.

Robert, won't you please leave? Or, at the very least, would you please not post under "Robert" anymore? You are not clever. Or maybe you're trying to create a diversion to get some of the heat off your butt-buddy ?????. Either way, this place is better when you're not here.

ROBERT, ?????, GlOVER And the rest the the Unregister Phony.

Originally Posted by Francis

How come every time Robert's pic gets put into the spot light, he vanishes? And what's more, the people that are talking shit about him are suddenly overrun by unregistered posters that seem oddly loyal to Robert . . . even though Rob's a clown that no one takes the least bit seriously. Like Stephen Colbert, he's all an act. Yet unlike Stephen Colbert, he's not very funny.

Robert, won't you please leave? Or, at the very least, would you please not post under "Robert" anymore? You are not clever. Or maybe you're trying to create a diversion to get some of the heat off your butt-buddy ?????. Either way, this place is better when you're not here.

I just don't buy into ?????'s argument that Robert is a funny parody like Stephen Colbert.

Colbert doesn't say hateful things with such vindictiveness without some type of goof hinting it shouldn't be taken seriously.

You have a weird sense of humor ?????. Nobody's laughing with you.