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Old 2007-10-02
ERAC Management
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In my group; I have smoked pot, taken e pills, and/or sniffed coke w/ more than 75% of employees in my office and neighboring offices in my area. 2 Area Managers; one recently promoted sniffed lines in a room of like 10 ppl at last group-wide event.

There is only a very small select few at ERAC (in my area) that don't do it/dont know about it - the after happy hrs festivities that is...

I think the idea behind the ERAC drug test is that if you know its coming and you can't manage to keep yourself clean for the small period of time prior to your promotion...then you have some serious problems & dont deserve the promotion...

Of course you can do drugs; enjoy them....just lay off for about 4 weeks if and when your approaching promo time.
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Old 2007-10-02
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In my group; I have smoked pot, taken e pills, and/or sniffed coke w/ more than 75% of employees in my office and neighboring offices in my area. 2 Area Managers; one recently promoted sniffed lines in a room of like 10 ppl at last group-wide event.

There is only a very small select few at ERAC (in my area) that don't do it/dont know about it - the after happy hrs festivities that is...

I think the idea behind the ERAC drug test is that if you know its coming and you can't manage to keep yourself clean for the small period of time prior to your promotion...then you have some serious problems & dont deserve the promotion...

Of course you can do drugs; enjoy them....just lay off for about 4 weeks if and when your approaching promo time.
how do you e-fucks afford the coke?
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Old 2007-10-02
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how do you e-fucks afford the coke?
Mysterious cash box shortage?? $7,000 went missing from an office in my group and nobody got axed.
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Old 2007-10-02
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how do you e-fucks afford the coke?
Like the "make believe" money the e-fucks all claim to earn, the white is "make believe" as well in the form of baby powder.
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Old 2007-10-02
The Snowman
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Like the "make believe" money the e-fucks all claim to earn, the white is "make believe" as well in the form of baby powder.
The e-fucks are good at believing whatever they're told and they wouldn't know the difference between high quality yaya and baking soda as long as their BM or ARM tells them it's the best money can buy.
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Old 2007-10-03
ERAC Management
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In my group; I have smoked pot, taken e pills, and/or sniffed coke w/ more than 75% of employees in my office and neighboring offices in my area. 2 Area Managers; one recently promoted sniffed lines in a room of like 10 ppl at last group-wide event.

There is only a very small select few at ERAC (in my area) that don't do it/dont know about it - the after happy hrs festivities that is...

I think the idea behind the ERAC drug test is that if you know its coming and you can't manage to keep yourself clean for the small period of time prior to your promotion...then you have some serious problems & dont deserve the promotion...

Of course you can do drugs; enjoy them....just lay off for about 4 weeks if and when your approaching promo time.

Group 57 most everyone does coke...it's not terribly expensive if your averaging once or twice a month; after the Thurs evening happy hrs or at the occasional Saturday event...Between 5 - 10 ERACers pitchin in $20 to $30 each; we''ve got the whole time coverred.

No need to rob the cashbox; as a gram is only $40 round here; although now that you mention it....dippin into the cashbox is worth some exploration under the right circumstances....
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Old 2007-10-03
Up&Coming ERACER
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Group 57 most everyone does coke...it's not terribly expensive if your averaging once or twice a month; after the Thurs evening happy hrs or at the occasional Saturday event...Between 5 - 10 ERACers pitchin in $20 to $30 each; we''ve got the whole time coverred.

No need to rob the cashbox; as a gram is only $40 round here; although now that you mention it....dippin into the cashbox is worth some exploration under the right circumstances....
My ERAC crew we mostly pff-the-majic-dragon. Sometimes in office when slow and no cars. Sometimes its unusual to get a lunchbreak...but when lucky enough to be blessed w/ the occasional 30 mins for lunch is prime time for a few quick puffs. I bet thats norm at most braches

Come to think of it; I do remember a group of shade-sters doing lines at Christmas Party; I didn't see it - but heard rumors...
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Old 2007-10-11
Unregistered123
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come on down to LAX...we'll show you homos how to do coke
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Old 2007-10-11
Chest Rockwell
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come on down to LAX...we'll show you homos how to do coke
DO the Len Bias for me homey!
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Old 2007-10-11
Cocaine Overdose
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Len Bias - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

See boys and hos, this is what happens when you get a little too much da CoKeane!
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