The Funniest Thing I've Read Today...

Originally Posted by slave no more

I wonder how much the tax breaks are that they get on on all of those donations?? I am sure they are monsterous and much better for their pockets than lets say giving christmas bonuses to all level 1 and 2 employees in the company. You divide $40,000,000 over lets say 35,000 employees and each one gets a bonus of about 1143. I could have lived with that. It may not be much but then neither is my swiss army laptop bag, luggage, barbeque that makes food taste like green paint, broken CD player or the shitty moldy cooler. Those don't even add up to $1000 but hey, at least the Taylors can sleep at night.

Let me get this straight. The Taylor's donated 40 million to a good cause and you're ripping them for it? Thats many times the amount of money you'll make in your lifetime. I love your idea by the way of taking the money from charity and giving it to you as a bonus. Hey maybe if they took the million they donated to the Herbert Hoover boys and girls club and spread it out over your area, everyone would get a $50,000 bonus!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Let me get this straight. The Taylor's donated 40 million to a good cause and you're ripping them for it? Thats many times the amount of money you'll make in your lifetime. I love your idea by the way of taking the money from charity and giving it to you as a bonus. Hey maybe if they took the million they donated to the Herbert Hoover boys and girls club and spread it out over your area, everyone would get a $50,000 bonus!

Listen, Jack or Andy or the ugly Taylor daughter, just because you're doing some good deeds, they pale to what your doing to YOUR employees that are churning this revenue so that the Taylor clan can have fun placing their name on placards all over town!!! If you wanna let these good times roll for your family, than you'd better stop giving your current and future employees this b.s. lip service, telling them what you think they should be told to keep the Taylor foffers full, and also do something about the back-stabbing culture and bordeline illegal employer/vendor practices at your branches that's adding to these embarrasing turnover ratios!!! A thank you in a newspaper ad, or a cheap bbq set, or all the unnecessary extra time we have to devote to kiss the ass of a sauced up ARM at the latest "happy hour" just to get "noticed" aren't gonna cut it!!! There's a lot of reasons your flagship GP32 is tanking, and maybe your not paying attention to what is going on, by choice or by pure ignorance!!! If its the latter, than your company is being run by a bunch of yes men who are telling what you wanna hear before you run off to the next luncheon at some community event!!! And what kinda dumb ass, ignorant response was that?!?!?!?! OF COURSE WE'D ALL WANT A PIECE OF THAT $50,000 BONUS!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE PURPOSE OF THIS BOARD AND THIS THREAD IS ABOUT???

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Listen, Jack or Andy or the ugly Taylor daughter, just because you're doing some good deeds, they pale to what your doing to YOUR employees that are churning this revenue so that the Taylor clan can have fun placing their name on placards all over town!!! If you wanna let these good times roll for your family, than you'd better stop giving your current and future employees this b.s. lip service, telling them what you think they should be told to keep the Taylor foffers full, and also do something about the back-stabbing culture and bordeline illegal employer/vendor practices at your branches that's adding to these embarrasing turnover ratios!!! A thank you in a newspaper ad, or a cheap bbq set, or all the unnecessary extra time we have to devote to kiss the ass of a sauced up ARM at the latest "happy hour" just to get "noticed" aren't gonna cut it!!! There's a lot of reasons your flagship GP32 is tanking, and maybe your not paying attention to what is going on, by choice or by pure ignorance!!! If its the latter, than your company is being run by a bunch of yes men who are telling what you wanna hear before you run off to the next luncheon at some community event!!! And what kinda dumb ass, ignorant response was that?!?!?!?! OF COURSE WE'D ALL WANT A PIECE OF THAT $50,000 BONUS!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE PURPOSE OF THIS BOARD AND THIS THREAD IS ABOUT???

Excuse me, "foffers"=coffers...a little too excited there :)

Originally Posted by Unregistered

You guys wanna know what makes the situation more frustrating? There's another posting somewhere here that says "Taylor and family were ranked the 14th richest family in America according to Forbes in 2005, with a net worth of (drum roll!), $13.9 BILLION. It stated the company pulled in $700 million in NET PROFITS alone, yes, that's after gross. Where's all that going? Well, I think we can all guess. C'mon Jack, throw your employees a bone"- So very true

Interesting in light of what is going today.