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Old 2007-08-26
Unregistered0923
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Default Free car parts!

Need some free replacement car parts? Forget about going to Advance Auto Parts or your mechanic- instead go rent a car from ERAC!

I had an old Ford Taurus from college that I’ve been thinking of selling since I quit ERAC. Now since quitting I can actually afford to buy a better vehicle. The old Taurus had a cracked windshield, old tires, stained car mats, broken tail light and a desperate need for a makover. So I figured I would increase the re-sale value of my car while screwing my old arch-nemesis at the same time. I rented a newer Taurus from ERAC for a killer weekend special with full waiver and took it to my friend’s body shop. After an afternoon of “swap it out fun” here is what I got:

-New windshield
-New taillight
-New car mats
-New battery
-New spark plugs
-New air filter
-New belts
-New sound system speakers
-Four new tires
-New brakes
-New headlights
-New scratch less bumper
-And even a new rearview mirror

When I took the car back to ERAC all they knew was that I someone hit me in the parking lot and the windshield took a flying rock on the freeway. I even thanked my friendly eracer for showing me the value of the collision damager waiver and told him I would be getting it from here forward.

I sure hope I get an ESQI call because I am definitely one completely satisfied customer!!!
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Old 2007-08-26
Jeff Spiccoli
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Default Re: Free car parts!

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Originally Posted by Unregistered0923 View Post
Need some free replacement car parts? Forget about going to Advance Auto Parts or your mechanic- instead go rent a car from ERAC!

I had an old Ford Taurus from college that I’ve been thinking of selling since I quit ERAC. Now since quitting I can actually afford to buy a better vehicle. The old Taurus had a cracked windshield, old tires, stained car mats, broken tail light and a desperate need for a makover. So I figured I would increase the re-sale value of my car while screwing my old arch-nemesis at the same time. I rented a newer Taurus from ERAC for a killer weekend special with full waiver and took it to my friend’s body shop. After an afternoon of “swap it out fun” here is what I got:

-New windshield
-New taillight
-New car mats
-New battery
-New spark plugs
-New air filter
-New belts
-New sound system speakers
-Four new tires
-New brakes
-New headlights
-New scratch less bumper
-And even a new rearview mirror

When I took the car back to ERAC all they knew was that I someone hit me in the parking lot and the windshield took a flying rock on the freeway. I even thanked my friendly eracer for showing me the value of the collision damager waiver and told him I would be getting it from here forward.

I sure hope I get an ESQI call because I am definitely one completely satisfied customer!!!
That post was awesome! Totally awesome!
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Old 2007-08-26
caliente caliente is offline
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Default Re: Free car parts!

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Originally Posted by Unregistered0923 View Post
Need some free replacement car parts? Forget about going to Advance Auto Parts or your mechanic- instead go rent a car from ERAC!

I had an old Ford Taurus from college that I’ve been thinking of selling since I quit ERAC. Now since quitting I can actually afford to buy a better vehicle. The old Taurus had a cracked windshield, old tires, stained car mats, broken tail light and a desperate need for a makover. So I figured I would increase the re-sale value of my car while screwing my old arch-nemesis at the same time. I rented a newer Taurus from ERAC for a killer weekend special with full waiver and took it to my friend’s body shop. After an afternoon of “swap it out fun” here is what I got:

-New windshield
-New taillight
-New car mats
-New battery
-New spark plugs
-New air filter
-New belts
-New sound system speakers
-Four new tires
-New brakes
-New headlights
-New scratch less bumper
-And even a new rearview mirror

When I took the car back to ERAC all they knew was that I someone hit me in the parking lot and the windshield took a flying rock on the freeway. I even thanked my friendly eracer for showing me the value of the collision damager waiver and told him I would be getting it from here forward.

I sure hope I get an ESQI call because I am definitely one completely satisfied customer!!!
yeah, my hat goes off to ya man. that truly IS the best way to really, really stick it to ERAC w/out torturing the poor lowly MT's that are just working hard to save a buck or two
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Old 2008-01-25
Frank the Tank Frank the Tank is offline
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yeah, my hat goes off to ya man. that truly IS the best way to really, really stick it to ERAC w/out torturing the poor lowly MT's that are just working hard to save a buck or two
YOU ROCK!!
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Old 2008-01-25
contracheck contracheck is offline
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yeah, my hat goes off to ya man. that truly IS the best way to really, really stick it to ERAC w/out torturing the poor lowly MT's that are just working hard to save a buck or two
hahahahahahahahahaha .. I love this story ! Its a whopper .. lol lol ... while still working at erac last summer .. when I had a rental car from erac ... well .... let bygones by bygones .. tee hee ""wink wink""
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Old 2008-01-25
voice of truth voice of truth is offline
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Agreed! Awesome story indeed.
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