You people are ridiculous

Originally Posted by Funny

I have been doing research on ERAC and can't believe how ridiculous this website is.

Apparently, an IT professional with nothing better to do than bash successful companies, decided he was going to ride the coat-tail of Enterprise. ????? seems to capitalize on customer complaints and disgruntled ex-employees of an industry laced with aggravation due to the stress of an accident.

Sure, there are countless numbers of websites that are dedicated to customer complaints. I just can't think of one that seemed to house such a collection of incompetent ramblings. I definitely agree with the concept of having a venue or blog to post customer complaints or grievances. Every business should handle their complaints and customers/ex-employees should be able to do the same. This site seems to be something different.

I believe this site's "success", if you so choose to call it, is because of a collection of people who can't let go. EG. Ex-employees who probably were fired for smoking pot, jerking off in the bathroom, or just plain too ignorant to complete the simplest of tasks. If you don't work for ERAC anymore, fine, just don't dwell on something and dedicate all your free time to bitching about your former employer. EG. Customers who are not smart enough to review their terms or contracts and take steps to ensure they don't pay for their own mistakes. EG. A site administrator who gets off on believing that the people he shares a common hatred for are actual "real-life" friends. I think he just feels empowered to have people posting on this ridiculous site. I know he has done such extraordinary things like going to 50 states in a week...big deal. I bet he was alone the whole time and doesn't have anything better to do than travel by himself. He was probably masturbating the whole car trip and using his own tears as lubricant because he has a shallow and meaningless life.

I don't plan on visiting this site to even acknowledge a response from anyone. I just thought everyone on this site should take the advice from someone looking from the outside in. GET A FUCKING LIFE. QUIT CRYING. DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN COME SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO THIS DUMB FUCKING WEBSITE.

Why are you wasting time researching ERAC? Q. What are you gonna do about me posting here? A. Fucking nothing and like it.

Do your mama a favor and jump off a cliff. No one needs you.

Originally Posted by Funny

I don't work for ERAC....my co-worker told me about this website. They used to work for Enterprise and I think it's funny to fuck with ex-employees who still bitch about their experiences for some reason.

It's like watching a pathetic guy obsess and cry about his high school girlfriend who dumped him 5 years ago. LET IT GO LITTLE GUY!!!!!

I bet you were breast fed until you were 12.....

Enjoy the real world bitch!

Yep and your mama was great!!

Originally Posted by Funny

I get it...young college grad who had to quit ERAC because he couldn't deal with the idea of actually doing some work. "But Mommy! I don't want to wash cars in my suit I bought from Kohl's!!!!".

Here's some advice.....go back to the community college that gave you an associates degree and get your money back.

Six months was all I needed to see the scam. Still looking for admission to that beauty school or is it that GED from Sally Struthers?

Originally Posted by cardinal woosley

Awww yes, i love these types of self-rigtheous posters
here's a little advice for you, get a life quit crying about where people decide to post on the internet, do something other than bitch about what other
people bitch about.
personally i enjoy surfing the web and i post on a lot of different forums ranging from this site, work related sites, fitness sites, hip-hop sites, and atv sites.
i proly spend a total of ten minutes here a day, by no means have i dedicated my life to this site. and yes i'm gainfully employed so please save your weak ass cliches.
and, to add insult to injury, i probably make more than you, work less hours than you, and generally enjoy life more than you. it must really suck to be you, frustrated and bored lashing out at random people you've never met.
take the cock outta of your mouth, quit crying and make something of your day

A cock in the mouth is worth two in the butt

Originally Posted by Funny I'm a pussy

Six months was all I needed to see the scam. Still looking for admission to that beauty school or is it that GED from Sally Struthers?

SIX MONTHS???? Way to go....prodigy. It only took you six months of your miserable life to realize someone is scamming you. You should become a detective and take 10 years to solve a crime. Everything you worked on would automatically become a cold case Mr. Obvious. I'm sure your 4 year business degree from Retarded Fuck University gave you the reasoning skills to figure out the complicated riddle of how you were getting screwed.

Another interesting fact about this site....I see a lot of homo-erotic behavior from ex-ERAC employees. References to cocks in the mouth, butt, and of course the original "yo-momma" comebacks. Tell-tale signs of maturity and intelligence. Someone should do a study on you guys. See how many of you got fired for offering hand jobs to your managers to get promoted and quit after you were denied. Oh the embarrassment and ridicule. The first "real" job after getting your online degree from the University of Phoenix and having to quit because it wasn't the CEO position you had hoped for. I'm sure you all were comforted by mommy with some milk and cookies when you were fired. :) Hilarious!!! The whole office is laughing!!!!!

Reply to some more customers who have problems with an accident or bill. Then tell us the proper procedure they should have used and reasons why Enterprise "made" the rules that way to rip people off!!!!! Hahahahaha This is better than watching nut shots on AFV!!!

Originally Posted by Funny

SIX MONTHS???? Way to go....prodigy. It only took you six months of your miserable life to realize someone is scamming you. You should become a detective and take 10 years to solve a crime. Everything you worked on would automatically become a cold case Mr. Obvious. I'm sure your 4 year business degree from Retarded Fuck University gave you the reasoning skills to figure out the complicated riddle of how you were getting screwed.

Another interesting fact about this site....I see a lot of homo-erotic behavior from ex-ERAC employees. References to cocks in the mouth, butt, and of course the original "yo-momma" comebacks. Tell-tale signs of maturity and intelligence. Someone should do a study on you guys. See how many of you got fired for offering hand jobs to your managers to get promoted and quit after you were denied. Oh the embarrassment and ridicule. The first "real" job after getting your online degree from the University of Phoenix and having to quit because it wasn't the CEO position you had hoped for. I'm sure you all were comforted by mommy with some milk and cookies when you were fired. :) Hilarious!!! The whole office is laughing!!!!!

Reply to some more customers who have problems with an accident or bill. Then tell us the proper procedure they should have used and reasons why Enterprise "made" the rules that way to rip people off!!!!! Hahahahaha This is better than watching nut shots on AFV!!!

Wow. You talk a lot for someone who doesn't know your head from shit. Look in the mirror pal-you're on the same website as me. You said on your first post that you wouldn't respond to anone that answered your post. Your no better than anyone else.

I guess you keep on throwing out college references because that GED of yours is only good for stocking shelves at Wal-mart. Oh wait, you didn't send in your $39.95 for the bumfuck GED?

I guess you didn't qualify for a cash rental!

Originally Posted by Funny = Loser

Wow. You talk a lot for someone who doesn't know your head from shit. Look in the mirror pal-you're on the same website as me. You said on your first post that you wouldn't respond to anone that answered your post. Your no better than anyone else.

I guess you keep on throwing out college references because that GED of yours is only good for stocking shelves at Wal-mart. Oh wait, you didn't send in your $39.95 for the bumfuck GED?

I guess you didn't qualify for a cash rental!

Excellent!!! Now throw out some more ex-employee talk....cash rental...tell me about insurance and some other dumb shit you learned in the brief time you actually worked. I throw out college references because I actually have a degree from a respected college which actually gives me options.

I just said that in the original post to bait some of the pathetic little fucks on this website like you. This website is full of people that deserve to be kicked while they are down.

"Look in the mirror pal-you're on the same website as me." Does it give you some kind of comfort that other people are on this cry baby website? Your purpose is to seek other failures for some sort of comfort. I get my kicks from knowing that you take the things I say to heart and hopefully have a meltdown because of it.

In fact, this is so fun, I hope to hear an ex-employee at a bar, restaurant, or anywhere for that matter. Because if I ever encountered an ex-ERAC employee, I wouldn't hesitate to beat them down, curb them on the street, or fuck their girlfriend in the bathroom (even though is highly unlikely that any of you could actually land a woman without paying for them). All just because you guys are an easy target....weak and emotional.

You are a sad man. Go back and read all your posts and insults and realize that the degree from your respected University has led you to this. Realize that what you say, just like what I say means nothing to either of us. Realize that you are a self-centered loser who is trying to entertain his fellow employees by posting on this insignificant website. Obviously the job you have is very demanding since you and evryone in the office has time to be entertained by your trivial, misguided "humor." I'm glad the workforce has you to look to as an example of excellence. I'm glad you find it empowering to put people down on this website. I'll stop talking now, I'm sure your busy looking at porn.

Originally Posted by Funny

I wasn't going to reply, but couldn't resist the chance to burn a little piece of shit like you. Posting to a lot of different forums because a.) you are a single male who couldn't get a date if you paid for one. b.) still living in your parent’s basement because you feel the need to assume you make more than someone you don't even know. or c.) are an ex-employee or customer who fits the bill from my previous post.

Why do you feel the need to explain other worthless forums you post to? Fitness websites...because you are a scrawny little douche or a wanna be pro wrestler. Hip Hop sites because you are one of those little white guys who believes he's the next Eminem. How many karaoke bars do you frequent so that you can act like you are rapping to Vanilla Ice? ATV sites because you are either a dumb redneck or an X-games reject. Riding your 4-wheeler through the backwoods of Kentucky or West Virginia....looking for another toothless honkie to bend over in the woods like you were in "Deliverance".

I'm sure you make a lot of money at the neighborhood Burger King. Word to the wise Milky Way....invest in some Vaseline so you don't hurt yourself while putting your thumb in your ass in your parents basement...or sticking your ATV tailpipe in your ass while your Milky homeboy revs up the engine..

Peace

lol junior, fronting on the interwebs i love it.
fucking edrones are so predicatable with their jealous-fueled retorts.
i don't work at burger king, i don't live with my parents, i don't rap at karaoke bars, and i don't live in w.virigina or kentucky. not even close on any of those assumptions
i'm about 200lbs and have been hitting the gym since i was in high school.
if you met me, odds are you wouldn't call me a skinny douche...more likely it would be yes sir no sir and none of this internet arrogance that you display.
now i'm gonna go and cook breakfast, in my own house that i mortagaged, on friday cause i typically work 4/10 hour shifts. have fun washing cars today junior!

Originally Posted by Funny

Excellent!!! Now throw out some more ex-employee talk....cash rental...tell me about insurance and some other dumb shit you learned in the brief time you actually worked. I throw out college references because I actually have a degree from a respected college which actually gives me options.

I just said that in the original post to bait some of the pathetic little fucks on this website like you. This website is full of people that deserve to be kicked while they are down.

"Look in the mirror pal-you're on the same website as me." Does it give you some kind of comfort that other people are on this cry baby website? Your purpose is to seek other failures for some sort of comfort. I get my kicks from knowing that you take the things I say to heart and hopefully have a meltdown because of it.

In fact, this is so fun, I hope to hear an ex-employee at a bar, restaurant, or anywhere for that matter. Because if I ever encountered an ex-ERAC employee, I wouldn't hesitate to beat them down, curb them on the street, or fuck their girlfriend in the bathroom (even though is highly unlikely that any of you could actually land a woman without paying for them). All just because you guys are an easy target....weak and emotional.

And your purpose is to show what a dick you are. ...A "highly respected university" that gives you options. I take it you haven't been hired by anyone yet. I guess that blazing 1.9 GPA majoring in Art isn't opening a lot of doors.

You wish you could screw my girlfriend, buddy. She and I are into kick boxing and she would make you eat your own nuts in 5 seconds dude. So don't go there.

I am guessing you are some short insecure, nearly graduated fuck that is about to be cut from the gravy train. At least I graduated. I went to some little podunk school you might have heard of- The University of TEXAS the greatest school in the world.

Yeah I worked at ERAC and was fooled just like thousands of others. It is an entry level job that differs vastly in reality from their interview propaganda. I tried it didn't like it and doing something else.

What do you have to offer, twinkee?