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Old 2007-09-14
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lol junior, fronting on the interwebs i love it.
fucking edrones are so predicatable with their jealous-fueled retorts.
i don't work at burger king, i don't live with my parents, i don't rap at karaoke bars, and i don't live in w.virigina or kentucky. not even close on any of those assumptions
i'm about 200lbs and have been hitting the gym since i was in high school.
if you met me, odds are you wouldn't call me a skinny douche...more likely it would be yes sir no sir and none of this internet arrogance that you display.
now i'm gonna go and cook breakfast, in my own house that i mortagaged, on friday cause i typically work 4/10 hour shifts. have fun washing cars today junior!
Come on cardinal....Congrats on going to the gym since high school because you didn't reach puberty until 20. I'm sure you are a big bad "about 200 lbs", which means you are probably a 180 lb guy who thinks that working out automatically makes you a bad ass. Enjoy doing curls in front of the mirror at your local gym with 20 lb weights, shooting up HGH, and complaining because you have the girth of a 12 year old.

Enjoy your breakfast at 10:30 in the morning and have fun at your shift in the factory.

BTW, I have already said repeatedly that I don't work for ERAC. Is it so hard to believe that someone just likes to laugh at you.
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Old 2007-09-14
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And your purpose is to show what a dick you are. ...A "highly respected university" that gives you options. I take it you haven't been hired by anyone yet. I guess that blazing 1.9 GPA majoring in Art isn't opening a lot of doors.

You wish you could screw my girlfriend, buddy. She and I are into kick boxing and she would make you eat your own nuts in 5 seconds dude. So don't go there.

I am guessing you are some short insecure, nearly graduated fuck that is about to be cut from the gravy train. At least I graduated. I went to some little podunk school you might have heard of- The University of TEXAS the greatest school in the world.

Yeah I worked at ERAC and was fooled just like thousands of others. It is an entry level job that differs vastly in reality from their interview propaganda. I tried it didn't like it and doing something else.

What do you have to offer, twinkee?
I wouldn't want to screw your skank of a girlfriend. Speaking of twinkees...screwing her would probably be like throwing a twinkee down a hallway. Texas huh? I always knew the only two things that came out of Texas are steers and queers. Enjoy the kick boxing lesson fairy....why don't you learn a real martial art? Or just have your g/f fight your battles since she enjoys making others eat their own nuts....she might just want to try and fit mine in her mouth...tea bag style.
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Old 2007-09-14
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Come on cardinal....Congrats on going to the gym since high school because you didn't reach puberty until 20. I'm sure you are a big bad "about 200 lbs", which means you are probably a 180 lb guy who thinks that working out automatically makes you a bad ass. Enjoy doing curls in front of the mirror at your local gym with 20 lb weights, shooting up HGH, and complaining because you have the girth of a 12 year old.

Enjoy your breakfast at 10:30 in the morning and have fun at your shift in the factory.

BTW, I have already said repeatedly that I don't work for ERAC. Is it so hard to believe that someone just likes to laugh at you.
lol not 10 oclock where i live junior!
nah i don't fuck with curls...more into powermovements like squatting, dl'ing, and overhead pressing.
and yes i would destroy you in the above movements...are you gonna talk more shit? better be able to verify it cause i can, I got video of a lot of my lifts.
don't use HGH and never have...you're striking out tough guy.
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Old 2007-09-14
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and "funny" since you are such a stud and we are all petty losers, let's learn a bit about you
what college did you grad from
how much money do you currently make
where do you live
i really doubt you have the nuts to answer any of these questions
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Old 2007-09-14
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lol not 10 oclock where i live junior!
nah i don't fuck with curls...more into powermovements like squatting, dl'ing, and overhead pressing.
and yes i would destroy you in the above movements...are you gonna talk more shit? better be able to verify it cause i can, I got video of a lot of my lifts.
don't use HGH and never have...you're striking out tough guy.
You actually video tape yourself lifting weights!!!! hahahahaha That must get you a lot of laughs. You have to actually have proof of working out? Who the hell does that???

I don't feel the need to give you any kind of personal information or brag on myself. Do you want me to video tape myself at work? Maybe my old college? Why don't you post some videos on YouTube you shallow piece of shit?
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Old 2007-09-14
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You actually video tape yourself lifting weights!!!! hahahahaha That must get you a lot of laughs. You have to actually have proof of working out? Who the hell does that???

I don't feel the need to give you any kind of personal information or brag on myself. Do you want me to video tape myself at work? Maybe my old college? Why don't you post some videos on YouTube you shallow piece of shit?
actually it get's zero laughs...i use them to critique form and see what i can do better. it's not for proof bro, I'm fucking swole, anyone can see, i don't need proof.
you don't feel the need to brag yourself up yet you attack peeps here with cliched accusations of fast food employment and living at home...makes me suspect that you are guilty of working at McD's or living with your folks.
well junior, my 10 minutes that i spend here is about up.
while you're occupied with spite and hate i'm gonna go enjoy a beatiful day with my beatiful gf. i think we're gonna take a hike, proly get some sushi for lunch.
have fun hating!!!!
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Old 2007-09-14
ERAC just sux
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I have been doing research on ERAC and can't believe how ridiculous this website is.

Apparently, an IT professional with nothing better to do than bash successful companies, decided he was going to ride the coat-tail of Enterprise. ????? seems to capitalize on customer complaints and disgruntled ex-employees of an industry laced with aggravation due to the stress of an accident.

Sure, there are countless numbers of websites that are dedicated to customer complaints. I just can't think of one that seemed to house such a collection of incompetent ramblings. I definitely agree with the concept of having a venue or blog to post customer complaints or grievances. Every business should handle their complaints and customers/ex-employees should be able to do the same. This site seems to be something different.

I believe this site's "success", if you so choose to call it, is because of a collection of people who can't let go. EG. Ex-employees who probably were fired for smoking pot, jerking off in the bathroom, or just plain too ignorant to complete the simplest of tasks. If you don't work for ERAC anymore, fine, just don't dwell on something and dedicate all your free time to bitching about your former employer. EG. Customers who are not smart enough to review their terms or contracts and take steps to ensure they don't pay for their own mistakes. EG. A site administrator (?????) who gets off on believing that the people he shares a common hatred for are actual "real-life" friends. I think he just feels empowered to have people posting on this ridiculous site. I know he has done such extraordinary things like going to 50 states in a week...big deal. I bet he was alone the whole time and doesn't have anything better to do than travel by himself. He was probably masturbating the whole car trip and using his own tears as lubricant because he has a shallow and meaningless life.

I don't plan on visiting this site to even acknowledge a response from anyone. I just thought everyone on this site should take the advice from someone looking from the outside in. GET A FUCKING LIFE. QUIT CRYING. DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN COME SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO THIS DUMB FUCKING WEBSITE.
You have been doing "research on ERAC"? Why? Did your "friend" tell you how great Enterprise is for you? Enterprise will pay him if you get hired. If he were a real friend he would tell you to run away. Nobody except employees or former employees calls Enterprise Rent a car "ERAC". So you are either about to interview with them or somewhere in the interview process. You may be a frustrated chimp drunk on Kool aid for all I care.

There is a common thread in many, many of these postings. Yes, they hire more college graduates than anyone else. And the reason why is because nearly 50% leave within a year. The pay sux, the hours are always longer than what they are told. Let's face it-lots of new college grads are desperate for that first job. ERAC just capitalizes on it.
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actually it get's zero laughs...i use them to critique form and see what i can do better. it's not for proof bro, I'm fucking swole, anyone can see, i don't need proof.
you don't feel the need to brag yourself up yet you attack peeps here with cliched accusations of fast food employment and living at home...makes me suspect that you are guilty of working at McD's or living with your folks.
well junior, my 10 minutes that i spend here is about up.
while you're occupied with spite and hate i'm gonna go enjoy a beatiful day with my beatiful gf. i think we're gonna take a hike, proly get some sushi for lunch.
have fun hating!!!!
I don't think I have actually bragged on myself much here cardinal. I've mainly just hated on everyone else. You are wrong about fast food employment and living at home though. I'm in logistics and have a nice house overlooking the city. Enjoy the sush and the g/f. You should just ask a friend to watch your form. BTW, swole is reserved to people over 230 lbs. I'm at a level 215 and don't even use the term swole.

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Old 2007-09-14
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actually it get's zero laughs...i use them to critique form and see what i can do better. it's not for proof bro, I'm fucking swole, anyone can see, i don't need proof.
you don't feel the need to brag yourself up yet you attack peeps here with cliched accusations of fast food employment and living at home...makes me suspect that you are guilty of working at McD's or living with your folks.
well junior, my 10 minutes that i spend here is about up.
while you're occupied with spite and hate i'm gonna go enjoy a beatiful day with my beatiful gf. i think we're gonna take a hike, proly get some sushi for lunch.
have fun hating!!!!
Hey Woosey, sorry bro. Used to like reading your posts on here but finding out that you video tape yourself lifting is too much for me to take!
I've lost all respect I had for you. You sound like one of those dudes that I can't stand seeing at the gym. Cut-off sweats, nut hugger style, zit faced, zit backed, greasy. Probably 5"7 - 5"8.
Thanks for giving me something to laugh at today!
"critique form", "see what I can do better" HA, HA, HA, stop it! you kill me!!
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Old 2007-09-14
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I don't think I have actually bragged on myself much here cardinal. I've mainly just hated on everyone else. You are wrong about fast food employment and living at home though. I'm in logistics and have a nice house overlooking the city. Enjoy the sush and the g/f. You should just ask a friend to watch your form. BTW, swole is reserved to people over 230 lbs. I'm at a level 215 and don't even use the term swole.

Late
"Logistics"=selling ERAC cars.

"Nice house overlooking the city"=trailer next to a dump.

215lbs and only 5'4"
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