You people are ridiculous

Originally Posted by Funny

Wrong again Richard Gere....I'm on the other side of the state. You would pick out the armpit of Indiana to pick on. I'm glad it took you two days to come up with your touching love fest for Texas. Did you google Indiana so you could get some interesting facts on meth? I can see you are either military or family of military. I support all the troops that give their lives, but don't agree that they should be sent to the middle east to be slaughtered for political gain. We wouldn't be in this mess in the first place if it wasn't for your retarded fuck up of a President Bush. He should be thrown in jail for the crimes his office has committed. Our country is set back 10 years because of his worthless ass. The only thing I have ever seen in Texas is vast-barren land that could only be God's asshole of the world. We should use the state line for the US-Mexico border and just give Mexico Texas for some more decent workers. Why don't you go watch Varsity Blues or Runaway Bride and cheer yourself up.

you are a complete moron.
it is of no surprize that you are also a whinny liberal democrat, mad at the world.
have you even graduated college yet? has your liberal arts school taught you anything about economics? texas has the second largest economy in the country. without texas, watch our GDP drop. watch gas prices soar at the pump. watch home heating go thru the roof.
1/4th of texas has more natural resources and wealth than the whole of awesome indiana.
if you actually went to texas your liberal ass wouldn't be such a internet badass, you'd get pwned real quick.
lololol at some indiana trash thinking he's a high society smart guy. indiana is the armpit of the midwest, home of the KKK.
listen kid, you are in over your head, even at such a weak site as this. take your hate and frustrations out on your beatup gf.

Originally Posted by cardinal woosley

lol, that's funny.
i never would have mentioned that, had toolio not tried to call me out. I'm a man of action, and if you are gonna call me out, great, back your shit up. "funny" is a typical playerhating dude, the kind that gets pissed when he sees someone with a nicer car or a dude that is better looking at him.

Man of action huh??? How do you get through doorways with that huge head? The roids must make you look like a bobble-head. Once again you are wrong about getting pissed about a car or looks (your stoner assumptions are about 0-10). I'm grateful for everything that I have and am not envious of what other people have. I'm sure you make everyone jealous when you are riding around in your Mazda Miata convertible, wearing a wife beater, and video-taping yourself so you can critique your driving skills. As far as looks go... the reason you have to work out so much is because your face looks like it was beat with a hot bag of nickels. I'm sorry the roid-zits makes you look like your ugly mug is a flower bed of daisies.

Originally Posted by cardinal woosley

you are a complete moron.
it is of no surprize that you are also a whinny liberal democrat, mad at the world.
have you even graduated college yet? has your liberal arts school taught you anything about economics? texas has the second largest economy in the country. without texas, watch our GDP drop. watch gas prices soar at the pump. watch home heating go thru the roof.
1/4th of texas has more natural resources and wealth than the whole of awesome indiana.
if you actually went to texas your liberal ass wouldn't be such a internet badass, you'd get pwned real quick.
lololol at some indiana trash thinking he's a high society smart guy. indiana is the armpit of the midwest, home of the KKK.
listen kid, you are in over your head, even at such a weak site as this. take your hate and frustrations out on your beatup gf.

I'm so glad to see you using my quotes "armpit". If you can't come up with your own shit then you should probably steal ideas from someone smarter than you. Let me guess cardinal....California? Of course your fairy lifestyle would fit in with the state that put the Terminator in office. I can't wait till coastal erosion puts all of you wastes of life into the Pacific Ocean. Home of the KKK??? You might have to go to the south for that. Enjoy your Saturday night filled with smoking swag (and pole), imagining how great it would be if you were "swole", and trying to slip some poor girl a roofy because you have no other options....

Originally Posted by Funny

I'm so glad to see you using my quotes "armpit". If you can't come up with your own shit then you should probably steal ideas from someone smarter than you. Let me guess cardinal....California? Of course your fairy lifestyle would fit in with the state that put the Terminator in office. I can't wait till coastal erosion puts all of you wastes of life into the Pacific Ocean. Home of the KKK??? You might have to go to the south for that. Enjoy your Saturday night filled with smoking swag (and pole), imagining how great it would be if you were "swole", and trying to slip some poor girl a roofy because you have no other options....

You stupid American wankers, always talking about how small your cocks are.

Originally Posted by Funny

I'm so glad to see you using my quotes "armpit". If you can't come up with your own shit then you should probably steal ideas from someone smarter than you. Let me guess cardinal....California? Of course your fairy lifestyle would fit in with the state that put the Terminator in office. I can't wait till coastal erosion puts all of you wastes of life into the Pacific Ocean. Home of the KKK??? You might have to go to the south for that. Enjoy your Saturday night filled with smoking swag (and pole), imagining how great it would be if you were "swole", and trying to slip some poor girl a roofy because you have no other options....

california, my midwestern genious, has the number one economy in the usa.
california slips, we all slip...and for the record, I'm originally from the midwest and not a california resident. trust me bro, indiana sucks big time. you have no ground to talk shit about another state if you are from indiana. once you graduate and see some of the country you will agree with me about this.
and check up on your indiana history junior, kkk has been a part of indiana since the 1910's. google edward jackson for a little history lesson about the great state of indiana.
lol @ swag, peeps don't smoke that shit out here, this isn't the midwest.
nothing but the best

Originally Posted by cardinal woosley

california, my midwestern genious, has the number one economy in the usa.
california slips, we all slip...and for the record, I'm originally from the midwest and not a california resident. trust me bro, indiana sucks big time. you have no ground to talk shit about another state if you are from indiana. once you graduate and see some of the country you will agree with me about this.
and check up on your indiana history junior, kkk has been a part of indiana since the 1910's. google edward jackson for a little history lesson about the great state of indiana.
lol @ swag, peeps don't smoke that shit out here, this isn't the midwest.
nothing but the best

Thanks for the America Bashing Robert. I knew you'd see the light.

Originally Posted by cardinal woosley

male jealousy knows no bounds.
lol yeah i wanna be a "real deal bb'er" with shriveled up nuts and a expensive juice habit.
no thanks

Dude . . . you're all over the place.

First you talk about taping your sessions in the gym and about lifting {snicker} triple your body weight. You even used the term "swole" to describe your physic. I dunno, but that sounds like someone that's pretty into working out. At least, that's what you want this board to believe.

But now you're trying to act like you just work out casually? Get your story straight, junior

And as for being jealous, well, that's a fucking laugh. I'm embarrassed for you. After all, you feel the need to come onto a message board and lie to a group of individuals you'll never even meet.

PS: You've got to have nuts before they can shrivel up. Sorry to tell you....

Originally Posted by Funny

Wrong again Richard Gere....I'm on the other side of the state. You would pick out the armpit of Indiana to pick on. I'm glad it took you two days to come up with your touching love fest for Texas. Did you google Indiana so you could get some interesting facts on meth? I can see you are either military or family of military. I support all the troops that give their lives, but don't agree that they should be sent to the middle east to be slaughtered for political gain. We wouldn't be in this mess in the first place if it wasn't for your retarded fuck up of a President Bush. He should be thrown in jail for the crimes his office has committed. Our country is set back 10 years because of his worthless ass. The only thing I have ever seen in Texas is vast-barren land that could only be God's asshole of the world. We should use the state line for the US-Mexico border and just give Mexico Texas for some more decent workers. Why don't you go watch Varsity Blues or Runaway Bride and cheer yourself up.

Didn't google anything. I was stationed at Wright Patt in Dayton, OH for 4 years and saw lots of Indiana. I have extened family in Ft. Wayne and some good friends in Muncie. I gave you an olive branch for you to reply and talk up your state, but instead you reply with a profanity laced, hate filled name calling, rambling post. Not Funny, but a reflection of something sad or missing in your life.

Well let me tell you about your own great state of Indiana: Yes, Gary is the pits but you could have talked about Manning and the Colts. I saw two games there last fall and had an absolute blast. You could have talked about Hoosier basketball, or the work ethic of the Amish folks. The farming country in Indiana is some of the most productive in the US, and therefore the world. The resurgence of downtown Indianapolis is nothing short of remarkable and their museum is one of the best I have had the pleasure of seeing. Indiana has done a financial U-turn to the tune of some $350 million now in the state treasury. Things are beginning to look up after the beating the manufacturing sector has taken. And who could forget about mentioning David Letterman? He is the only reason I stay up after the news.

You need to look at things in another perspective, life is waaayy too short to be so bitter. Yeah, Texas has its problems too. Lots of them. But I've done my part to help out. I have volunteered in soup kitchens in some of the poorest neighborhoods in San Antonio. I have seen poverty and neglect eye to eye. Its really humbling to serve someone a few slices of bread on a Saturday knowing that they will get nothing to eat until their father gets paid when he goes back to work on Monday. I've coached an inner city football team to a bunch of kids who had no concept of working together or had $$ for equipment. These guys played their little hearts out simply because it became important to them and more importantly, gave them a little confidence. When I coached my teams went 2-4 then 3-2-1. Not important or earthmoving by any means, but maybe, just maybe they will be better for it.

As for this war or any other war they should only be fought as a last resort. In Gulf 1, I was at a foward base or LZ and saw a battlefield before during and after the event. Nothing can prepare your senses for the overload of revulsion and the putrid smell of broken, burned rotting bodies. That horrible ghastly smell will never get out of my nose, and these images have profained my memory. I wish to high heaven nobody else has to see what I saw. Right before hostilities ceased, I gave my canteen to a group of surrendering Iraqi soldiers and they were truly shaken to the core that an American would be so merciful. They were a pathetic sight and hadn't eaten in nearly a week. I wonder every night if they still think of that American who gave them his canteen and just little peace on that day. I pray they still do.

Next time you're on your computer posting how bad everything is, look around and see the good things. Do you have a roof over your head? Are you fed well enough? How's your health? How are your loved ones? Those things are truely the things that matter in this adventure we call life. It's not what you do but how you see things.

P.S. ALL the papers will report the Irish lost again, but the good news is Purdue is undefeated and pasted Central Michigan.

Originally Posted by Sad Clown

Dude . . . you're all over the place.

First you talk about taping your sessions in the gym and about lifting {snicker} triple your body weight. You even used the term "swole" to describe your physic. I dunno, but that sounds like someone that's pretty into working out. At least, that's what you want this board to believe.

But now you're trying to act like you just work out casually? Get your story straight, junior

And as for being jealous, well, that's a fucking laugh. I'm embarrassed for you. After all, you feel the need to come onto a message board and lie to a group of individuals you'll never even meet.

PS: You've got to have nuts before they can shrivel up. Sorry to tell you....

alright son i'll give a quick lesson
not everyone who lifts weights is a body builder.
there are sports called strength sports such as powerlifting, olympic lifting, or strongman events. personally i think bodybuilding is pretty fucking rediculous and i don't train for it.
class dismissed

Originally Posted by cardinal woosley

alright son i'll give a quick lesson
not everyone who lifts weights is a body builder.
there are sports called strength sports such as powerlifting, olympic lifting, or strongman events. personally i think bodybuilding is pretty fucking rediculous and i don't train for it.
class dismissed

Woosley, you're a self-proclaimed beef cake who talks from his asshole. Don't get heated because you're getting called on this fact.

Oh, and for the record, I'm not your son. My father's self-esteem is sufficient enough that he doesn't need to tell outrageous lies on a message board in order to feel validated. Sorry :(