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  #81 (permalink)  
Old 2007-10-03
schemingturkey schemingturkey is offline
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hey everyone,

i just joined and wanted to say hi. :)
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Old 2007-10-04
The Free One
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Default What the hell?

This guy has nothing better to do than post on here and banter with all of you? It must be very nice to spend your entire day at some internet cafe proving your intelligence online.

Anyway, just thought I'd step in and say hi. Funny is just that, a joke.
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Old 2007-10-11
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Default Re: You people are ridiculous

I completely agree with the very first post. If you actually worked at Enterprise, you'd know there aren't any 'sudden damage repair scams' or the 'secretly charging frequent renters more' rules or any stupid scam of that nature designed to manipulate the enterprise rental customer. Enterprise takes it up the ass for its stupid customers when it shouldn't have to. And half these idiotic renters deserve to have their asses handed to them by Enterprise because they're whining, obnoxious, ungrateful liars. We don't penalize them enough for the rules they try to break with us. One little complaint and 'Oh, you want that rental for free? OK, here you go! Will you help our ESQI?' You people are idiots. The only way there would ever be anything like that going on is if you were operating with some low life con artist for an assistant or branch manager. Tactics like these that you guys are complaining about aren't features that make Enterprise the employee and company that they are today. There was a reason Enterprise was voted the 5th best place in the nation to launch a career by Businessweek- and it's not because they're some pyramid scam company designed to manipulate its employees and customers. Get over it.
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Old 2007-10-11
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Default Re: You people are ridiculous

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I completely agree with the very first post. If you actually worked at Enterprise, you'd know there aren't any 'sudden damage repair scams' or the 'secretly charging frequent renters more' rules or any stupid scam of that nature designed to manipulate the enterprise rental customer. Enterprise takes it up the ass for its stupid customers when it shouldn't have to. And half these idiotic renters deserve to have their asses handed to them by Enterprise because they're whining, obnoxious, ungrateful liars. We don't penalize them enough for the rules they try to break with us. One little complaint and 'Oh, you want that rental for free? OK, here you go! Will you help our ESQI?' You people are idiots. The only way there would ever be anything like that going on is if you were operating with some low life con artist for an assistant or branch manager. Tactics like these that you guys are complaining about aren't features that make Enterprise the employee and company that they are today. There was a reason Enterprise was voted the 5th best place in the nation to launch a career by Businessweek- and it's not because they're some pyramid scam company designed to manipulate its employees and customers. Get over it.
What you dont think Andy and his bagman didnt pay Business Week for that ranking? Man are you a dummy!
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Old 2007-10-13
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I completely agree with the very first post. If you actually worked at Enterprise, you'd know there aren't any 'sudden damage repair scams' or the 'secretly charging frequent renters more' rules or any stupid scam of that nature designed to manipulate the enterprise rental customer. Enterprise takes it up the ass for its stupid customers when it shouldn't have to. And half these idiotic renters deserve to have their asses handed to them by Enterprise because they're whining, obnoxious, ungrateful liars. We don't penalize them enough for the rules they try to break with us. One little complaint and 'Oh, you want that rental for free? OK, here you go! Will you help our ESQI?' You people are idiots. The only way there would ever be anything like that going on is if you were operating with some low life con artist for an assistant or branch manager. Tactics like these that you guys are complaining about aren't features that make Enterprise the employee and company that they are today. There was a reason Enterprise was voted the 5th best place in the nation to launch a career by Businessweek- and it's not because they're some pyramid scam company designed to manipulate its employees and customers. Get over it.
You said launch a career?
Where does it rank to sustain and retire from then because less than 1 percent of the company ever truly retires there. Where's that ranking?
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Old 2007-10-13
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You said launch a career?
Where does it rank to sustain and retire from then because less than 1 percent of the company ever truly retires there. Where's that ranking?
Thank ranking is unimportant. If it doesn't work out for you, you can use the experience you gained and move on.
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Old 2007-10-16
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I completely agree with the very first post. If you actually worked at Enterprise, you'd know there aren't any 'sudden damage repair scams' or the 'secretly charging frequent renters more' rules or any stupid scam of that nature designed to manipulate the enterprise rental customer. Enterprise takes it up the ass for its stupid customers when it shouldn't have to. And half these idiotic renters deserve to have their asses handed to them by Enterprise because they're whining, obnoxious, ungrateful liars. We don't penalize them enough for the rules they try to break with us. One little complaint and 'Oh, you want that rental for free? OK, here you go! Will you help our ESQI?' You people are idiots. The only way there would ever be anything like that going on is if you were operating with some low life con artist for an assistant or branch manager. Tactics like these that you guys are complaining about aren't features that make Enterprise the employee and company that they are today. There was a reason Enterprise was voted the 5th best place in the nation to launch a career by Businessweek- and it's not because they're some pyramid scam company designed to manipulate its employees and customers. Get over it.
I think you have totally taken my first post out of context. I was cutting down some of the people on this website. People like Cardinal who brag about videotaping themselves weightlifting and cry babies who really didn't have an issue with Enterprise other than they didn't like to work. I originally wrote the first post to bait the die hard haters into an arguement because I was bored one day. To tell you the truth..... I hate supporters of ERAC more than the haters. ERAC is a piece of shit company that doesn't know anything about customer service or employee retention.

They do use dirty tactics to teach employees to sell insurance that customers don't need, slave labor from not hiring cleaning employees and making new hires do it, and charging customers ridiculous charges to fix any kind of damage. All of these tactics are designed and encouraged to keep profits up and costs down. All businesses have the same goal. But the extremes that ERAC goes to do all things wrong is obvious. The employees are douche bag, former frat boys who belong at a used car lot kissing manager ass and selling cars at any cost. FUCK ENTERPRISE AND FUCK ANYONE THAT WORKS FOR THEM!
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Old 2007-10-16
trabpukcip trabpukcip is offline
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hey everyone,

i just joined and wanted to say hi. :)
Where you been scheming?
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Old 2007-10-16
hekiliko'olau hekiliko'olau is offline
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Where you been scheming?
Is he scheming some turkey? Is he a scheming turkey?
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Old 2007-10-16
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Is he scheming some turkey? Is he a scheming turkey?
I don't know but he should be here to answer. Who registers and then just leaves?
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