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Old 2006-06-06
Captain Fucking Bleedgreen Captain Fucking Bleedgreen is offline
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It would really suck to find out you had aids. I guess the only thing that could possibly be worse is if you found out on a day where you were 0-12 on your CDW sales.
okay, so I realize this was tasteless...but I laughed aloud.
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That could be the reason their ass cheeks were so red. From slapping against other male monkey hips. In all actuality more heterosexuals have aids than homosexuals so the gay disease goes out the window. Dirty needles, unprotected sex and open blood wounds is the major cause so stop banging guys in the ass while shooting up with dirty needles barebacked with an African monkey scratching your back.
the news is always changing. last week it was fine to bang guys in the ass while an infected monkey had his way with you using a dirty hypo. So sad that they can't seem to get their stories straight. Well, at least water is still good for you... this week.
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the news is always changing. last week it was fine to bang guys in the ass while an infected monkey had his way with you using a dirty hypo. So sad that they can't seem to get their stories straight. Well, at least water is still good for you... this week.
Ahhhh, my sweetheart's back!
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Ahhhh, my sweetheart's back!
In the flesh!
I've been crazy busy lately and haven't had the time to feed my addiction. I was almost fully recovered too...sad isn't it?
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In the flesh!
I've been crazy busy lately and haven't had the time to feed my addiction. I was almost fully recovered too...sad isn't it?
I hear the hardest part about giving up an addiction is that you need to find a whole new set of friends. I hope you'll stay here and keep getting your jones with us.
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I hear the hardest part about giving up an addiction is that you need to find a whole new set of friends. I hope you'll stay here and keep getting your jones with us.
well that and with slave posting all the hype about dirty needles...makes kicking the addiction almost impossible. Yes, I'll be back to get my fill. Maybe not EVERY day as previously, but more often for sure.
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well that and with slave posting all the hype about dirty needles...makes kicking the addiction almost impossible. Yes, I'll be back to get my fill. Maybe not EVERY day as previously, but more often for sure.
The Bitch is Back. It's been a minute since you have been online. I am sure when you hit New Post you saw Admin's (????? if your nasty)newest headache in the form of "his father". Anyways, good to read you are busy and not ready to jump out of a building yet.
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The Bitch is Back. It's been a minute since you have been online. I am sure when you hit New Post you saw Admin's (????? if your nasty)newest headache in the form of "his father". Anyways, good to read you are busy and not ready to jump out of a building yet.
hey thanks! high praise. I still feel badly about posting "?????" I prefer admin. I couldn't really call you Mike or whatever in the hell your real name is on here either, just feels wrong. I wouldn't want my name posted on here. Busy yes, suicidal...never. This fucking job would never do that to me, I'd leave LONG before that...okay I'm lying, If I get golden handcuffed at 200K maybe I'd contemplate my demise. Well, my golden handshake that is.
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Actually--statistically--he is correct.

AIDS statistics

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Actually, the HE is not a HE, the HE is a SHE
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Old 2006-07-17
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Default Re: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled

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I hear the hardest part about giving up an addiction is that you need to find a whole new set of friends. I hope you'll stay here and keep getting your jones with us.
interestingly, most addiction affect the same part of the brain. drugs, sex, failing enterprise, alcohol, cigarettes, over eating, all affect the same pleasure sensor in the brain. in other words, and addict is an addict is an addict.
thank you for giving me yet another vice. you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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