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Old 2006-04-24
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Default The greatest trick the devil ever pulled

was making the world believe that AIDS is not a gay disease.
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Old 2006-04-24
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Default Re: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled

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was making the world believe that AIDS is not a gay disease.
AIDS is absolutely a gay disease, but the fact that it made its way into the mainstream and spread through contaminated needles and hetero-sex makes it really a "sex and drugs" disease.
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Old 2006-04-25
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AIDS is absolutely a gay disease, but the fact that it made its way into the mainstream and spread through contaminated needles and hetero-sex makes it really a "sex and drugs" disease.

From what I remembered being taught in 7th grade Health Class, AIDS was a recognized disease first discovered in monkeys in Africa. Were those monkeys gay?
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Old 2006-04-25
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From what I remembered being taught in 7th grade Health Class, AIDS was a recognized disease first discovered in monkeys in Africa. Were those monkeys gay?
That could be the reason their ass cheeks were so red. From slapping against other male monkey hips. In all actuality more heterosexuals have aids than homosexuals so the gay disease goes out the window. Dirty needles, unprotected sex and open blood wounds is the major cause so stop banging guys in the ass while shooting up with dirty needles barebacked with an African monkey scratching your back.
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Old 2006-04-25
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That could be the reason their ass cheeks were so red. From slapping against other male monkey hips. In all actuality more heterosexuals have aids than homosexuals so the gay disease goes out the window. Dirty needles, unprotected sex and open blood wounds is the major cause so stop banging guys in the ass while shooting up with dirty needles barebacked with an African monkey scratching your back.
That sounds like good advice from slave_no_more, although I don't think he learned it on "Good Morning America".
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Old 2006-04-25
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Default Re: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled

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That could be the reason their ass cheeks were so red. From slapping against other male monkey hips. In all actuality more heterosexuals have aids than homosexuals so the gay disease goes out the window. Dirty needles, unprotected sex and open blood wounds is the major cause so stop banging guys in the ass while shooting up with dirty needles barebacked with an African monkey scratching your back.
NOW you tell me this info! Where were you last Thursday when I could have put this to use?
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Old 2006-04-27
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Default Re: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled

It would really suck to find out you had aids. I guess the only thing that could possibly be worse is if you found out on a day where you were 0-12 on your CDW sales.

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Old 2006-05-12
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Default Re: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled

Wow, I have not logged on in 5 months and this is the first shit I see???????????? You my friend are an asshole I can't believe that this was even posted it is a disgrace to the site. Grow up!!! That is the last thing that people should joke about you must have a sad life to even bring that up as a joke....sigh I don't even want to go on...this makes me really sad that people out there still think this.
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Old 2006-05-21
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Wow, I have not logged on in 5 months and this is the first shit I see???????????? You my friend are an asshole I can't believe that this was even posted it is a disgrace to the site. Grow up!!! That is the last thing that people should joke about you must have a sad life to even bring that up as a joke....sigh I don't even want to go on...this makes me really sad that people out there still think this.
Actually--statistically--he is correct.

AIDS statistics

Edit: In the U.S., that is

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Old 2006-06-04
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Default Re: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled

It is AnchorMAN not AnchorLADY and that is a scientific FACT!!!
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