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Old 2006-06-22
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Default Re: Got accused of denting car, then they discover it was already dented! Idiots!!

I missed the word "should" in the previous rant and since the edit option is no longer around I could not go back and change it. YES I MAKE MISTAKES!
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Default Re: Got accused of denting car, then they discover it was already dented! Idiots!!

Did a rep from ERAC meet you at the dealership or did they call them from there? If they called ERAC from the dealership then they assumed they would have a loaner but did not and they called ERAC as a last option. Either way congrats on having a new Maxima at 24. I had one too.
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Old 2006-06-22
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Whoa you 'work' at a benz dealer, im very impressed. Yes I am happy with a $30k car at the age of 24, and no I don't think im a social lion. You're right, leasing makes it possible to get into more car than you can afford, I suppose a greeter could lease one, great...But financing $30k @ 6% will costs roughly $600 a month. You have to be a real stupid fuck to be quoting lease rates off TV...you should stop talking stuypid and stick to the issue.
There was a lapse in judgement by the employee. Lets recap, you do not know me or my situation...but get extemely defensive when an enterprise employee makes a mistake and it is pointed out.

Does calling me a loser who picks up your garbage make you feel successful? I think that is setting the bar low enough to make an insurance pushing carwasher or a shop boy (for Mercedes) sound very GLAMOROUS!
Well, I didn’t call you a loser who picks up garbage. But, I know it’s hard to tell which insult is coming from where . . . since so many are being hurled in your direction.

And I agree; there was a lapse in judgment by the employee. And he fixed it. So now we are back to square one, which is asking what the fuck your problem is.

$600 a month for a Maxima!? My friend has an Avalanche and he pays less than that. Now who’s the stupid fuck? The salesman must still be laughing…..

And I do know you situation. You put it up on the message board yesterday and have been getting hammered ever since. And while I don’t know you personally (praise Jesus) I can assume from your posts that you’re a little slut.
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Old 2006-06-22
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I went to Dick's sports the other day and bought Tiki Torches (they were on sale for 1.99 down from 5.99) and they all did not have the correct pricing sticker on them. The young lady (probably 12) behind the counter tried to actually charge me for the full price (I mean who the fuck doesn't check the price tags on every piece of merchandise in the store) and when I pointed it out to her that only one of them had the sticker and that it was under that sign over there she changed the price to the correct amount. I mean WTF!!?? The system should have automatically realized that the product I was buying (bamboo tiki torches) was on sale. Dick's is a bog company and they can afford a better system than the one they have. Plus from scanning the same tiki torch previously (I am sure she had since they were out for months) she have the price memorized. I am probably the only customer she had to deal with in the past 2-3 weeks. Now I live in section 8 housing but it's the bigger place since I pay and extra $35 per month than the normal crack addicts who live near me but that makes me the biggest turd in the toilet. I am never going to Dick's again because they have stupid 12 year olds working there and they aren't even hot! PS. Was the sarcasm layed on thick enough??
HEY SLAVE, YOU MUTHPHUKKA . . . you're my type of nigga!!! Great analogy. Keep up the good work.
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HEY SLAVE, YOU MUTHPHUKKA . . . you're my type of nigga!!! Great analogy. Keep up the good work.
I forgot the "A" in MUTHAPHUKKA. But I'm sure you got it.
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Old 2006-06-22
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Default Re: Got accused of denting car, then they discover it was already dented! Idiots!!

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Whoa you 'work' at a benz dealer, im very impressed. Yes I am happy with a $30k car at the age of 24, and no I don't think im a social lion. You're right, leasing makes it possible to get into more car than you can afford, I suppose a greeter could lease one, great...But financing $30k @ 6% will costs roughly $600 a month. You have to be a real stupid fuck to be quoting lease rates off TV...you should stop talking stuypid and stick to the issue.
There was a lapse in judgement by the employee. Lets recap, you do not know me or my situation...but get extemely defensive when an enterprise employee makes a mistake and it is pointed out.

Does calling me a loser who picks up your garbage make you feel successful? I think that is setting the bar low enough to make an insurance pushing carwasher or a shop boy (for Mercedes) sound very GLAMOROUS!
So Daddy bought you a car when you graduated College and you now run around town thinking your something special and entitled to superior customer service everwhere you go.

Some 'kid' made a mistake. As said before, get over yourself!

Do you ever think they put you in the dented, dirty, POS Aveo on purpose because they had one look at you and decided you were one of 'those' customers?
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Old 2006-06-22
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...at the age of 24...
It's funny . . . this "kid" you keep whining about was probably about your age.

Why don't you take that Maxima and shove it up your ass.
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Old 2006-06-22
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It's funny . . . this "kid" you keep whining about was probably about your age.

Why don't you take that Maxima and shove it up your ass.
Only Enterprise could grind down a customer service representative until he talks like this.
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Only Enterprise could grind down a customer service representative until he talks like this.

There you go again, trying to relate everything to bad ol' enterprise. Perhaps, Barr Barr, this person would respond in the same way if they worked in any of the other zillion retail customer service jobs out there. Just because this customer is getting torn up on your enterprise site for being a prick, doesn't mean he wouldn't receive the same treatment elsewhere. Nice try though.
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Old 2006-06-22
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Default Re: Got accused of denting car, then they discover it was already dented! Idiots!!

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There you go again, trying to relate everything to bad ol' enterprise. Perhaps, Barr Barr, this person would respond in the same way if they worked in any of the other zillion retail customer service jobs out there. Just because this customer is getting torn up on your enterprise site for being a prick, doesn't mean he wouldn't receive the same treatment elsewhere. Nice try though.
I'm starting to think that ????? is acting like a total jackass on a regular basis just to get more posts on this site (good for him, since i've been posting more lately), but jeeze, there are other ways that won't make you seem like (if i can steal the expression) a giant penis. If you have so much time on your hands ?????, get out and read a book, or graduate from high school, you might actually learn something about the real world
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