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Old 2007-08-12
Loony Asshole
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All we are saying
Is give peace a chance
If John Lennon had a bodyguard who was packing heat, he would still be alive.
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Old 2007-08-13
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If John Lennon had a bodyguard who was packing heat, he would still be alive.
Funny, sad, and true...
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Old 2007-08-14
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Funny, sad, and true...
John Lennon was great. He was also a frequent renter of Enterprise when he was in St. Louis. Actually wanted to write a commercial from them. He loved the Taylors
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Old 2007-08-14
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John Lennon was great. He was also a frequent renter of Enterprise when he was in St. Louis. Actually wanted to write a commercial from them. He loved the Taylors
That is true. Lennon and the Taylor's were on the same level- artistically and spiritually. All Lennon wanted was for people to give peace a chance, and all the Taylor's wanted was for people to give dub a chance.
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Old 2007-08-15
Robert is Andre
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That is true. Lennon and the Taylor's were on the same level- artistically and spiritually. All Lennon wanted was for people to give peace a chance, and all the Taylor's wanted was for people to give dub a chance.

Well you are close, However, anyone who knows anything about car rental would realize that dub is a losing proposition for the rental office. It's nice to boost stats for employees, and customers love taking it...it's great for ESQi, however how much $15/a day do you have to sell to cover one $25,000 loss if one vehicle gets totalled, nevermind the smaller damage...dents, scratches, smashed windows...etc. Don't be a moron... Remember, Goofus says... Fuck you You fucking Fuck!
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Old 2007-08-15
Jeff Joyce
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Okay, I got it backwards, thanks for pointing that out.

It was the Taylor's who just wanted people to give peace a chance, believing that rental profits are higher in peacetime. Lennon, who cared little for the profits of the capitalist dogs, wanted lots of dub sold because of its great benefit to humanity.

They still had a lot in common though.
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Old 2007-08-15
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Every dollar spent on dub is a dollar spent in support of freedom.
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Old 2007-08-16
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Every dollar spent on dub is a dollar spent in support of freedom.

God Bless America, and God Bless those who get into accidents that did not take Dub! I love you!!! You will pay your deductable and your insurance will cut me a FAT check for my car! Thanks for being American and keeping my paycheck afloat.

GOOFUS FOR PRESIDENT 2008
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Old 2007-08-16
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God Bless America, and God Bless those who get into accidents that did not take Dub! I love you!!! You will pay your deductable and your insurance will cut me a FAT check for my car! Thanks for being American and keeping my paycheck afloat.

GOOFUS FOR PRESIDENT 2008
It's bullshit that people have to pay for dub
dub should be a god given right
unviersal dub for all!!!@#!@#!@#
freedumb is worth fighting forrr
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Old 2007-08-16
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It's bullshit that people have to pay for dub
dub should be a god given right
unviersal dub for all!!!@#!@#!@#
freedumb is worth fighting forrr
Fuck it, I agree with you! Add it in your rate and wham-o! it is included and free!

Nothing is free in this world, but Freedome is worth fighting for!

Fuck you You fucking Fuck!
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