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Old 2006-01-19
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one time 2 of us were sent out to do a repo. The branch manager gave us a duplicate key, but wanted us to go to the door to see if the customer would give us the key. Of course we never went to the door and just took the car. The other employee and I proceeded to go to McDonald's and eat so that we didn't have to go back to our worthless job. When we got there, the guy we repo'd the car from had chased us down 10 miles in his girlfriend's car and asked if he could get his stuff out of the back. He then proceeded to give us a 20 dollar tip, which we of course used to buy our breakfast. That was the scariest repo i ever went on.
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Old 2006-01-19
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Only thing that bitch would have gotten from me is a swift rap in the cock holster and a bus ticket.
You say cock a lot. I noticed that you haven't used the word cocksmack though. Thought I'd help you expand your repetoire.
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You say cock a lot. I noticed that you haven't used the word cocksmack though. Thought I'd help you expand your repetoire.
Slave has graciously switched most commonly used adjectives from douche bag to cock. It makes me smile. cocksmack. now there's a descriptor.
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I really hope you are a woman because if you are dude then that story is pathetic. Even still, why would you let some stuck up cunt ruin your day like that. I used to get so pissed off at my employees who would let these cocksmoking customers get them pissed. If a customer came in and kissed your ass and bought all coverages and left you a phat tip would that hang with you the rest of the day. Probably not, but when some cunt with a yappy cock holster gets mad becase she wants to drive a benz not a beamer you cry. Fuck that shit, and fuck your boss if they would have been mad at you. They are the ones running the office so bad that your customer had the wrong car. By the way, next time someone tells you how to do your job tell them you don't come down to their corner and slap the dick out of their mouth so don't mess with my job.
You're on a tear tonight...
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Yeah, it really sucks when you get "yetted" at.

Admin, would you please do the honor and add it to the ever growing list?
This doesn't really meet the requirements. You have to insult someone's intelligence, spelling, or grammar, while making an obvious error yourself. Typing while drunk and just making a spelling error doesn't pass the test.
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I once had someone yet at me, it was pretty nasty. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Yet you survived.
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Old 2006-01-20
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You're on a tear tonight...
I started noticing that no one would respond to the soft edited responses I gave so when I drop a few F-bombs people listen, or read. Whatever.
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I started noticing that no one would respond to the soft edited responses I gave so when I drop a few F-bombs people listen, or read. Whatever.
Journalism/broadcast journalism major? They're great at screaming for attention.
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Journalism/broadcast journalism major? They're great at screaming for attention.
Business Administration and Economics with a minor in fuck you. Just kidding. I actually prefer to write curses just because they get the point across with more oomph. I also just like to curse and no it is not because I cannot find anything better to say. Also the attention is not what I crave but an actual thread where people don't just say one thing and then vanish to never be heard from again. I like to see what other people think and feel about what is posted. That is why this is the discussion area. Discussions require more than just one thought and an exit.
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Business Administration and Economics with a minor in fuck you. Just kidding. I actually prefer to write curses just because they get the point across with more oomph. I also just like to curse and no it is not because I cannot find anything better to say. Also the attention is not what I crave but an actual thread where people don't just say one thing and then vanish to never be heard from again. I like to see what other people think and feel about what is posted. That is why this is the discussion area. Discussions require more than just one thought and an exit.
Wow. I figured your wife was pissed at you and you were venting to this site. Now I see the manipulation for a response. Good for you. I thought you needed to get laid or cocksmacked...whatever. =-)
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