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Old 2006-08-07
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Actually, I was in a hurricane once in New Jersey. The damage wasn't serious, though.

What year did this hurrican hit New Jersey?
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What year did this hurrican hit New Jersey?
Hurricane Agnes, in 1972.
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Hurricane Agnes, in 1972.
Another one hit Jersey in 1999
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i hear the east coast gets SWAMPED with BIG STORMS!!
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i hear the east coast gets SWAMPED with BIG STORMS!!
Not only that, but rich suburban areas are totally overflowing with gang crime, hurricanes, armed guerrillas, earthquakes, floods, islamic terrorists, nuclear explosions, hail storms and a host of other apocalyptal disasters which cause life-threatening situations for lazy biatches who don't want to go on repos.

And watch out for those Indiana Jones-style boulders, they're abundant in New Jersey...
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Not only that, but rich suburban areas are totally overflowing with gang crime, hurricanes, armed guerrillas, earthquakes, floods, islamic terrorists, nuclear explosions, hail storms and a host of other apocalyptal disasters which cause life-threatening situations for lazy biatches who don't want to go on repos.

And watch out for those Indiana Jones-style boulders, they're abundant in New Jersey...
Were you being sarcastic? I can never tell.
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Were you being sarcastic?
Sarcastic? Me? Nah...

New Jersey's pretty wild. I never go there without a gun and a bullet-proof vest.
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Sarcastic? Me? Nah...

New Jersey's pretty wild. I never go there without a gun and a bullet-proof vest.
And if you don't bring your own, you can easily buy them when you get there.
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New Jersey's pretty wild. I never go there without a gun and a bullet-proof vest.


how come in NJ you can't pump your own gas?? in some places they won't let you pump your own gas, i think that is theeee most fucked up thing i have ever heard

what?? you're not allowed to pump your OWN GAS for your OWN CAR??

the fuck???
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Old 2006-08-21
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Here is some advice for you guys on repo's-
1. Invest some money in "THE CLUB"
2. FInd your car, then use "THE CLUB" (bust out the window if the door is locked, it cost less to replace a window then it does to buy a new car)
3. Call a tow truck and get the car towed to your branch or a car dealer
4. Get a key cut.
5. Charge the customer for the key and window (if there is any money left on their pre-paid card that you wern't supposed to take to begin with)
6. If your branch or area manager gets pissed, tell them that they can go repo the car next time.
I started doing this after I had an encounter with an unhappy renter who was down on his deposit. I am a chick and I don't want to get shot at in a bad part of town and I am sure you don't want to be either. My way of doing repo's always works.
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