getting gov't cheese gets you more props than ERAC

(I am terrible speller, I aplologize in advance for any errors)

I recently just got out of ERAC after 4 yrs (I was a BM). I'm moving on to a better and more respectible job with an investment firm, less hours, more pay, business casual dress, et cetera; you know the usual tale of former ERACers who were smart/talented enough to get out of McDonalds-prise, uh, I mean, Enterprise. (I'll miss some of the people, not the customers, accounts, or god awful job.)

Anyway, because I quit shortly after my anniversary date, I still had three weeks of vacation owed to me (even though I lost my choice time days). So that's what I'm doing now. I'm at the beach now and I'll start my new job in 1 week when I get back -- I've already been on vacation for 2 weeks. So I decided to try and experiment while I'm down here. I go to different bars/clubd at night with my buddies and we always end up meeting different people every night.

For the first week I was out here, I told people that I worked for ERAC for a living: "I work for Enterprise Rent-A-Car, I'm a branch manager." The repsonse I'd get from people was the typical pause followed by an "...oh..." or "...why..?"

During the second (and current) week, I have been telling people I meet that I'm currently unemployed (which, technically, is true, I think). I tell them I just quit my job (not saying from where I quit), and I'm going to collect unemployment for a while and try to find a job doing something that I love -- but basically I just want to chill and get drunnk for a month or so. You know what?? I get for props and repsect from people and more traction with girls telling the THIS than teling them I work for ERAC! Is that sad or what.

** One good thing about my ERAC career. Since all of the 5 branches in which I worked since I started were at least 25 miles from my house. I never once rented a car to someone I knew (friend, schoolmate, teacher, naighbor, et cetera). This would have been humiliating beyond belief.

See ya ERAC -- you're just a distant distasteful memory now. Although, in fairness to my hirers, I DID know exactly what I was getting into (shitty MT pay crappy job and all that) it didn't make the job suck any less. BYE.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Unregistered 99887744

(I am terrible speller, I aplologize in advance for any errors)

I recently just got out of ERAC after 4 yrs (I was a BM). I'm moving on to a better and more respectible job with an investment firm, less hours, more pay, business casual dress, et cetera; you know the usual tale of former ERACers who were smart/talented enough to get out of McDonalds-prise, uh, I mean, Enterprise. (I'll miss some of the people, not the customers, accounts, or god awful job.)

Anyway, because I quit shortly after my anniversary date, I still had three weeks of vacation owed to me (even though I lost my choice time days). So that's what I'm doing now. I'm at the beach now and I'll start my new job in 1 week when I get back -- I've already been on vacation for 2 weeks. So I decided to try and experiment while I'm down here. I go to different bars/clubd at night with my buddies and we always end up meeting different people every night.

For the first week I was out here, I told people that I worked for ERAC for a living: "I work for Enterprise Rent-A-Car, I'm a branch manager." The repsonse I'd get from people was the typical pause followed by an "...oh..." or "...why..?"

During the second (and current) week, I have been telling people I meet that I'm currently unemployed (which, technically, is true, I think). I tell them I just quit my job (not saying from where I quit), and I'm going to collect unemployment for a while and try to find a job doing something that I love -- but basically I just want to chill and get drunnk for a month or so. You know what?? I get for props and repsect from people and more traction with girls telling the THIS than teling them I work for ERAC! Is that sad or what.

** One good thing about my ERAC career. Since all of the 5 branches in which I worked since I started were at least 25 miles from my house. I never once rented a car to someone I knew (friend, schoolmate, teacher, naighbor, et cetera). This would have been humiliating beyond belief.

See ya ERAC -- you're just a distant distasteful memory now. Although, in fairness to my hirers, I DID know exactly what I was getting into (shitty MT pay crappy job and all that) it didn't make the job suck any less. BYE.

Congrats, drink one for me.

Originally Posted by Robert

Congrats, drink one for me.

Goofus says-----Go Fuck yourself You Kool Aid loving spice boy

Good luck bro, i love hearing about post erac success1!!!!

Cheers

Originally Posted by Mack Snaylor

Good luck bro, i love hearing about post erac success1!!!!

Cheers

Cheers Queers And By that I mean Go Fuck Yourself Ass Hole

Originally Posted by Goofus

Cheers Queers And By that I mean Go Fuck Yourself Ass Hole

son you don't got what it takes to move dub
what'cha you gonna do, punk?

Originally Posted by Dack Faylor

son you don't got what it takes to move dub
what'cha you gonna do, punk?

Goofus for President! And by the way... You don't need to move dub--it moves itself beeeeeooooooottttcccchhhhhhhheeeeessssssss!

I need a loan for my sex change operation.