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Originally Posted by Funny No, your sister really doesn't have a use for cans or nonperishables. I give her gift cards to McDonalds, Planned Parenthood for the morning after pill, or used dentures from the Goodwill. She really loves the fact that she can chase my man-goo down her throat with a $1 doublecheesburger or spicy chicken sandwich...yum. Thank God for that morning after pill because your line of genes should not be passed on. The family tree you have goes vertical enough as it is. But the best thing she loves is the used dentures from the 80 year old man's donation at Goodwill..she may look like Mr. Ed when they are in, but take them out and it's like hitting her vag without the smell or risk of disease. |
I actually don't have a sister so I don't know what you're talking about. I have a step brother that likes to dress up like a girl sometimes.......eeewwwww, I understand now. You like to have sex with my brother! That's disgusting! I'm sorry, I shouldn't judge. I should just be happy he has someone to take care of him. Why do you like to have sex with disease ridden transvestites though?
p.s. I'm eagerly anticpating your upcoming mother joke.