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Old 2007-03-30
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Hello to all National and Alamo Employees and Customers!

We've got room for you here, and if history is any guide, you're going to pretty soon start feeling the pain of working for or renting from Enterprise.

From all of us at Failing Enterprise, Welcome to Our World!

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Hello to all National and Alamo Employees and Customers!

We've got room for you here, and if history is any guide, you're going to pretty soon start feeling the pain of working for or renting from Enterprise.

From all of us at Failing Enterprise, Welcome to Our World!

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You are such a fucking cock ring.
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Old 2007-03-31
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You are such a fucking cock ring.
Honey, please explain what that is. Neither Lamonte nor I know what that is. Thanks hon.
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Hey ?????, if we're doing such a terrible job then why are we taking over the world? Big Bad Enterprise must be doing something right to be profitable enough and to have had enough growth to buy out another Giant company. This is like Nike buying out Puma
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Hello to all National and Alamo Employees and Customers!

We've got room for you here, and if history is any guide, you're going to pretty soon start feeling the pain of working for or renting from Enterprise.

From all of us at Failing Enterprise, Welcome to Our World!

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From MSNBC...
Enterprise Rent-A-Car, North America's biggest car-rental operator, will expand its global reach and airport operations with an agreement to buy one of its chief rivals, Vanguard Car Rental group, which operates under the National and Alamo brands. Enterpise would like to thank www.failingenterprise.com for helping us reach this milestone. The free adverstsing that you have given us has been great. We reached 100,000 rental referrals this past quarter, that said they were inclined to give us a try based on your site, and we are on pace to double that this quarter.
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Hello to all National and Alamo Employees and Customers!

We've got room for you here, and if history is any guide, you're going to pretty soon start feeling the pain of working for or renting from Enterprise.

From all of us at Failing Enterprise, Welcome to Our World!

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I can't wait to hear the Vanguard employee's reaction to working for such a shitbag company.
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Hello to all National and Alamo Employees and Customers!

We've got room for you here, and if history is any guide, you're going to pretty soon start feeling the pain of working for or renting from Enterprise.

From all of us at Failing Enterprise, Welcome to Our World!

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This is awesome. You can grow your website because Enterprise keeps growing. Admin wins! Oh wait... actually it looks like you're having no negative impact on Enterprise whatsoever. Too bad.
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Old 2007-04-01
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Hello to all National and Alamo Employees and Customers!

We've got room for you here, and if history is any guide, you're going to pretty soon start feeling the pain of working for or renting from Enterprise.

From all of us at Failing Enterprise, Welcome to Our World!

Admin

What an absolute prick you are! 1 day Mr admin, you will learn that you can't even begin to bring a company like erac down. we are too big, and laugh daily at the bitter offerings left by people on this site. the majority of the comments are people arguiing amongst themselves, so well done ?????, you have the worlds bitchiest website. COCK!
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Another massive success for enterprise this website is just full of ex bitter employees who did not cut the mustard or were fired and now they just argue with themselves. Hilarious!!!!

Great news for erac world number 1 car rental company!!!!!
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Old 2007-04-02
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Let's make sure we get this website too all the National/Alamo employees.Let them know what it is all about. I feel sorry for these people.


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