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Old 2007-07-04
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lol, quit being such a bitch
Are you sad because us at Enterprise make more money than your pops? I'll hire you when your old and wrinkled up to be my personal car prep. Gotta go meet the boys for golf! I love Enterprise!
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Old 2007-07-05
Fuck ERAC
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Most people at enterprise have only a 4 year degree and enterprise tells you not to get your Masters Degree. They will tell you stuff like you are getting a virtual Masters and 6 years 6 figures.

Enterprise has a retention rate of only 20% 8 out of 10 people leave enterprise in their first 6 months to a years because it is so bad and the hours are super long.

You are going to work 11 hours Monday thru Friday and every other Saturday.

Trust me go work in a bank or anywhere but not here are erac it is really, really bad.

Mike Melville in 24 CC is the Biggest Loser in the Company if you get him for a regional rental manager run for the hills and quit on the spot!!!
I had an interview with ERAC.This was only until I got the job that I REALLY wanted - I had just recently relocated (N.Dallas).As soon as I let them know that I am a Grad school student, the interviewer's whole mood changed. She was straight hating.I believe you, it seems as though they don't see the need in furthering one's education.

And the night before my interview, I found this website.I laughed of course, but I still tried to hold on to the belief that maybe, just maybe you guys were exaggerating.During the interview, the forum stayed in my head.The moment I stepped foot in the office, I felt all the tension.So I decided to be a smart-ass and answer each question exactly how she DIDN'T want me to.It was apparent that I was no dummy.lol
After I received my "Thanks for applying with us, but..." letter, I sent her a "Fuck You back" email along with a link to this website.lol


BTW - I got the job that I really wanted
Thanx guys...
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Old 2007-07-05
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I had an interview with ERAC.This was only until I got the job that I REALLY wanted - I had just recently relocated (N.Dallas).As soon as I let them know that I am a Grad school student, the interviewer's whole mood changed. She was straight hating.I believe you, it seems as though they don't see the need in furthering one's education.

And the night before my interview, I found this website.I laughed of course, but I still tried to hold on to the belief that maybe, just maybe you guys were exaggerating.During the interview, the forum stayed in my head.The moment I stepped foot in the office, I felt all the tension.So I decided to be a smart-ass and answer each question exactly how she DIDN'T want me to.It was apparent that I was no dummy.lol
After I received my "Thanks for applying with us, but..." letter, I sent her a "Fuck You back" email along with a link to this website.lol


BTW - I got the job that I really wanted
Thanx guys...
What was the job you got?
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Old 2007-07-05
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What was the job you got?
Well for starters, one that is a career.One that required a degree (for real).One that offers me a salary with benefits.One that will allow me R&R every major holiday, weekends, two weeks paid vacation, 5 paid sick days - all this just coming through the door.
One that is related to my Undergraduate, as well as my current Graduate Course Work.One that won't have me washing cars....

Geez, you sure replied to my first reply quick.Buh bye now...
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Well for starters, one that is a career.One that required a degree (for real).One that offers me a salary with benefits.One that will allow me R&R every major holiday, weekends, two weeks paid vacation, 5 paid sick days - all this just coming through the door.
One that is related to my Undergraduate, as well as my current Graduate Course Work.One that won't have me washing cars....

Geez, you sure replied to my first reply quick.Buh bye now...
I realize you didn't take the job with ERAC. What job did you get? Why are your panties in a bunch?
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Old 2007-07-07
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Are you sad because us at Enterprise make more money than your pops? I'll hire you when your old and wrinkled up to be my personal car prep. Gotta go meet the boys for golf! I love Enterprise!
you're a moron. my grm tried saying that to me about my dad's salary. i told him he makes 175k which he does and he goes oh that is alot of money. i left and make about 90k in the pharmaceutical industry. money is important but i realized quickly it is not that important after erac's experience. living to work not working to live is what i took most away from erac's experience. HAVE FUN SELLING THE DREAM TO THE NEXT 100 TRAINEES AND LOOKING YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR EVERY MORNING.
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Old 2007-07-10
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Are you sad because us at Enterprise make more money than your pops? I'll hire you when your old and wrinkled up to be my personal car prep. Gotta go meet the boys for golf! I love Enterprise!

Keep on dreaming my man. Remember: if you ever leave Enterprise there's a nice cushy assistant manager spot with your name on it at McDonalds. Go on and have your golf game, just remember to bring one of your credit cards that isn't completely maxed. Keep in mind that "one paycheck will pay them all."

Oh yeah and I almost forgot: wash my car bitch!
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Old 2007-07-13
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Are you sad because us at Enterprise make more money than your pops? I'll hire you when your old and wrinkled up to be my personal car prep. Gotta go meet the boys for golf! I love Enterprise!
your a tool, do you think anyone believes you?
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Old 2007-07-14
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Holy Crap, people. I don't understand why this is so important to any of you. Why do you people feel the need to attack ERAC employees with personal insults? I can understand going after the high level executives but the 22-year-old who just graduated does not deserve to be called ugly, fat and stupid. What is your motivation? Why are you so angry?
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Old 2007-07-14
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Holy Crap, people. I don't understand why this is so important to any of you. Why do you people feel the need to attack ERAC employees with personal insults? I can understand going after the high level executives but the 22-year-old who just graduated does not deserve to be called ugly, fat and stupid. What is your motivation? Why are you so angry?
are you a union rep for e-chimps?
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