ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEY'RE LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Originally Posted by Tim O' Tei

You know you're a bit lonely when you start quoting yourself.

Or when you have 993 posts on FailingEnterprise. Actually that's more than just a bit lonely.

Originally Posted by Albert Chimpman

Or when you have 993 posts on FailingEnterprise. Actually that's more than just a bit lonely.

Or when you realize you just keep coming up with different usernames to act like you have a lot of hits on your website. Your website sucks and you have no life. I love pointing this out to you for every day of your dreadful life.
Go apply at Enterprise and hopefully things turn around for you.
Although they wont hire you, because one can only assume you have no people skills considering you are on this site 24/7 or you are masturbating to gay midget porn.

Goofus's direct order to you is...... Go Fuck Yourself Ass Hole!

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Goofus!

Or when you realize you just keep coming up with different usernames to act like you have a lot of hits on your website. Your website sucks and you have no life. I love pointing this out to you for every day of your dreadful life.
Go apply at Enterprise and hopefully things turn around for you.
Although they wont hire you, because one can only assume you have no people skills considering you are on this site 24/7 or you are masturbating to gay midget porn.

Goofus's direct order to you is...... Go Fuck Yourself Ass Hole!

You still pouting about our assault on you e-chimp?

Originally Posted by This Company Sucks!!!

Most people at enterprise have only a 4 year degree and enterprise tells you not to get your Masters Degree. They will tell you stuff like you are getting a virtual Masters and 6 years 6 figures.

Enterprise has a retention rate of only 20% 8 out of 10 people leave enterprise in their first 6 months to a years because it is so bad and the hours are super long.

You are going to work 11 hours Monday thru Friday and every other Saturday.

Trust me go work in a bank or anywhere but not here are erac it is really, really bad.

Mike Melville in 24 CC is the Biggest Loser in the Company if you get him for a regional rental manager run for the hills and quit on the spot!!!

I dont like Enterprise, but your numbers are way off so you are the loser. Go back to school. Enterprise rentention is 71% for one year employees.

Get it right.

Originally Posted by Unregistered::

I dont like Enterprise, but your numbers are way off so you are the loser. Go back to school. Enterprise rentention is 71% for one year employees.

Get it right.

You are definitely an e-chimp. They may have been off on their retention figure, but what doesn't lie is the paystub you look at twice a month for all your hard work renting cars over the counter.

Originally Posted by Robert

You still pouting about our assault on you e-chimp?

Robert, I come on here to hammer on you for your worthless fucking existence. I know who you are, I know a lot about you. I know the words I speak are truth. I will meet you by the Oak Tree.

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck!

Originally Posted by Goofus!

Robert, I come on here to hammer on you for your worthless fucking existence. I know who you are, I know a lot about you. I know the words I speak are truth. I will meet you by the Oak Tree.

Fuck You You Fucking Fuck!

Silly me, I actually know nothing about him. I like to prop myself on this site to others to compensate for my shortcomings....you know....in other areas.

Originally Posted by Goofus!

Silly me, I actually know nothing about him. I like to prop myself on this site to others to compensate for my shortcomings....you know....in other areas.

You loser fuck! You stole my screen name So now I will no longer converse with your fat useless fucking ass on this site.

But I will converse with you..........
See ya around...........

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Goofus!

You loser fuck! You stole my screen name So now I will no longer converse with your fat useless fucking ass on this site.

But I will converse with you..........
See ya around...........

how could I steal a screen name if you registered it? you are spending way too much time on this site you looney tune asshole :)

Originally Posted by Robert

how could I steal a screen name if you registered it? you are spending way too much time on this site you looney tune asshole :)

Not nearly as much time on you. Loser. Oh and you couldn't hack it!!