Enterprise Rent-A-Car Logo Parody

En Espaņol
Auf Deutsch

Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise!

Open Discussion About The Ongoing Problems At Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Reading, understanding, and agreeing to our Terms Of Use is a requirement before using this Discussion Board.


Go Back   Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise! > Enterprise Rent-A-Car Employees > Enterprise Buys National And Alamo
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Enterprise Buys National And Alamo Discussion Threads on Enterprise's Purchase Of Vanguard

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #61 (permalink)  
Old 2007-11-22
ERAC911TRUTHFORUM!
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEY'RE LOSERS :) HA HA HA

THIS SITE IS ONLY DESPISED BY PIECES OF CRAP AT ERAC. C'MON E-CHIMP, AT LEAST DEFEND YOURSELVES. WE KNOW YOU CANT TAKE A PUNCH BUT AT LEAST QUIT FIGHTING LIKE A BITCH FOR ONCE IN YOUR PATHETIC LIVES!
Reply With Quote
  #62 (permalink)  
Old 2007-11-24
Enemies of Robert
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEY'RE LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Quote:
Originally Posted by ERAC IS FOR SLOBS :) View Post
You will work 11 and half hour days. Get paid a measly $30,000 and get shit on. You will have no life and gain so much weight you will be unattractive like all the other erac employees. You will be one step below a used car salesman. You will have no social life. The people that stick it out at enterprise are the biggest losers because they feel they can find or are not good enough for another job and their right :) - 99% of the people are enterprise are overweight, unhappy and have no life outside of erac.

Get ready for the VOTE and the MATRIX and all the BJ's you can give to every customer that walks in :)

ERAC IS FOR SUCKERS :) HA HA HA HA HA
ANOTHER LOSER WHO COULDNT HACK IT!! THATS FUNNY!
ERAC IS A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY, WE DO IT THE RIGHT WAY BECAUSE WE HAVE A WORK ETHIC!!
Reply With Quote
  #63 (permalink)  
Old 2007-11-24
CAPT FARTBLAST
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEY'RE LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Shove it e-chimp.

The Taylor's are the ones with the billions. YOU clean car ashtrays with your tongue (while wearing your best $95 suit).
Reply With Quote
  #64 (permalink)  
Old 2007-12-01
feelingluckypunk?
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Quote:
Originally Posted by This Company Sucks!!! View Post
Most people at enterprise have only a 4 year degree and enterprise tells you not to get your Masters Degree. They will tell you stuff like you are getting a virtual Masters and 6 years 6 figures.

Enterprise has a retention rate of only 20% 8 out of 10 people leave enterprise in their first 6 months to a years because it is so bad and the hours are super long.

You are going to work 11 hours Monday thru Friday and every other Saturday.

Trust me go work in a bank or anywhere but not here are erac it is really, really bad.

Mike Melville in 24 CC is the Biggest Loser in the Company if you get him for a regional rental manager run for the hills and quit on the spot!!!
I'll have to second that motion.
Reply With Quote
  #65 (permalink)  
Old 21 Hours Ago
Unregistered
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Quote:
Originally Posted by Broken_Free View Post
Funny you should say that, but most of the management from Branch Manager on up all the way to the RVP do not know how to spell. My old area manager, Ken Greig GP 30W, never knew the difference between they're and their. He constantly sent out MS01's stating such things as "...there car is here...get in their and book the reservation... their are plenty of cars in the area..." and he was an area manager! I remember getting e-mails from Randy Hendershot, RVP GP 30, with horrendous spelling errors in them. Oh, and don't get me started on grammar! How the hell did they get to their level (notice the proper use of the word "their?") when they cannot even tell the difference between words that sound the same but mean different? Simply put, working for ERAC makes you stupid. Using your Bachelor's Degree to wash cars errodes your brain. If work for of are planning to work for ERAC, DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL REGRET IT! IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE. Seriously, if you have a family or want one, ERAC is not the place for you. ERAC is not family friendly. I can tell you horror stories about how I needed to take one of my children to the hospital for an emergency and my Branch Manager told me to have my wife do it. I had three kids. She needed help getting them all to the hospital and help while there. (again, notice the proper use of the word "there?") Not to mention that I needed to be there as a father for my child who was deathly ill. When I expressed the gravity of the situation my branch manager told me that my wife was a big girl and that she could handle it on her own. Also, if I left, they would start a "Significant Events Log," basically I would be written up.
I worked for that same guy Ken Greig, He couldn't spell for shit! I watched as he had one girl in the office (3008) always proofread his memos before he would send them out and they would still come out fucked up. His basic grammar and spelling became a butt of many interoffice jokes. This guy is basicly still just an overgrown fratboy. If you ever tried to actually talk numbers or business theory or anything that was even just slightly outside of the scope of what he was taught in training then he would freeze up. He couldn't keep up with the conversation and would change the subject by going back to the same lines he was taught in his trainings sessions. That was the thing that kept me hanging on as long as I did though. If this guy could hold that position, shit anyone can. I would look at him and other area managers, see how much they fucked off in their jobs when the heads above weren't looking and that they really weren't that bright. Looking at existing management, if they can do it, shit I can do that with my eyes closed. Thats what kept me there more than 2 weeks, I suspect thats the way others may feel as well. If you can put up with the bullshit for a few years you can get that cushy ARM spot, not have to use a bit of your brain and screw off all day just like I would watch my area managers do. They would "work from home" some days or of course go "marketing" on the golfcourse or just spend the day driving from branch to branch overpromising cars and taking people out to lunch. Send a few emails here and there etc.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are Off
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 15:22.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0