Enterprise Rent-A-Car Logo Parody

En Espaņol
Auf Deutsch

Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise!

Open Discussion About The Ongoing Problems At Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Reading, understanding, and agreeing to our Terms Of Use is a requirement before using this Discussion Board.


Go Back   Enterprise Rent-A-Car Is A Failing Enterprise! > Enterprise Rent-A-Car Employees > Enterprise Buys National And Alamo
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Enterprise Buys National And Alamo Discussion Threads on Enterprise's Purchase Of Vanguard

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 2007-04-26
ERAC IS FOR SLOBS :)
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEY'RE LOSERS :) HA HA HA

You will work 11 and half hour days. Get paid a measly $30,000 and get shit on. You will have no life and gain so much weight you will be unattractive like all the other erac employees. You will be one step below a used car salesman. You will have no social life. The people that stick it out at enterprise are the biggest losers because they feel they can find or are not good enough for another job and their right :) - 99% of the people are enterprise are overweight, unhappy and have no life outside of erac.

Get ready for the VOTE and the MATRIX and all the BJ's you can give to every customer that walks in :)

ERAC IS FOR SUCKERS :) HA HA HA HA HA
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 2007-04-26
This Company Sucks!!!
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Most people at enterprise have only a 4 year degree and enterprise tells you not to get your Masters Degree. They will tell you stuff like you are getting a virtual Masters and 6 years 6 figures.

Enterprise has a retention rate of only 20% 8 out of 10 people leave enterprise in their first 6 months to a years because it is so bad and the hours are super long.

You are going to work 11 hours Monday thru Friday and every other Saturday.

Trust me go work in a bank or anywhere but not here are erac it is really, really bad.

Mike Melville in 24 CC is the Biggest Loser in the Company if you get him for a regional rental manager run for the hills and quit on the spot!!!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 2007-04-26
LOSERS INC. ERAC
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

The best part is the people that stick it out in erac have to marry other people that work in erac because they cannot find anyone else because they work such long hours. So its like Losers marrying Losers, then they will have loser kids :-)
I wonder if they tell their loser kids "We work hard, but we reward hard work" :-) yeah right.

They reason why people get promoted in erac is because so many people are quitting so fast erac does not know what to do :-)
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 2007-04-26
XP-180
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

AAR, you need to stop talking to yourself, dear. It's not the actions of a sane man.

Please leave this site, hon. hehehe
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 2007-04-26
The Other Shoe
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Quote:
Originally Posted by LOSERS INC. ERAC View Post
The best part is the people that stick it out in erac have to marry other people that work in erac because they cannot find anyone else because they work such long hours. So its like Losers marrying Losers, then they will have loser kids :-)
I wonder if they tell their loser kids "We work hard, but we reward hard work" :-) yeah right.

They reason why people get promoted in erac is because so many people are quitting so fast erac does not know what to do :-)
That is why Enterprise is a cult.
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 2007-04-27
drink the punch my child
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Other Shoe View Post
That is why Enterprise is a cult.
Andy Taylor is Jim Jones.
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 2007-04-29
Benzo Lorenzo Benzo Lorenzo is offline
Title: Senior Member
Rank: Failing Enterprise Management Trainee (100-199 Posts)
 
Join Date: 2007-04-22
Location: West Covina, CA.
Posts: 112
Benzo Lorenzo has an average reputation (10+)
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Quote:
Originally Posted by This Company Sucks!!! View Post
Most people at enterprise have only a 4 year degree and enterprise tells you not to get your Masters Degree. They will tell you stuff like you are getting a virtual Masters and 6 years 6 figures.

Enterprise has a retention rate of only 20% 8 out of 10 people leave enterprise in their first 6 months to a years because it is so bad and the hours are super long.

You are going to work 11 hours Monday thru Friday and every other Saturday.

Trust me go work in a bank or anywhere but not here are erac it is really, really bad.

Mike Melville in 24 CC is the Biggest Loser in the Company if you get him for a regional rental manager run for the hills and quit on the spot!!!
A virtual Masters degree is about as valuable as the toilet paper I used this morning. Anyone who seels the virtual masters crap is a real koolaid drinker.

Last edited by Benzo Lorenzo; 2007-04-29 at 10:34. Reason: fuck you
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 2007-04-30
ERAC = NO LIFE
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

My erac RRM told me dont go back to school working here is just as good as getting a Masters Degree. The minute I left erac head hunters told me go back and get your masters because your 4 year business degree is not worth anything, to many people have and are going for their Masters and you are the last to get looked at with a B.A. or B.S.
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 2007-04-30
buenos noches
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Quote:
Originally Posted by ERAC = NO LIFE View Post
My erac RRM told me dont go back to school working here is just as good as getting a Masters Degree. The minute I left erac head hunters told me go back and get your masters because your 4 year business degree is not worth anything, to many people have and are going for their Masters and you are the last to get looked at with a B.A. or B.S.
Your RRM probably didn't have a high school diploma, why would he value a Masters?
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 2007-05-01
SoCalPunk
Anonymous Coward
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: ENTERPRISE EMPLOYEES HAVE MISERABLE LIVES AND THEIR LOSERS :) HA HA HA

Quote:
Originally Posted by ERAC IS FOR SLOBS :) View Post
You will work 11 and half hour days. Get paid a measly $30,000 and get shit on. You will have no life and gain so much weight you will be unattractive like all the other erac employees. You will be one step below a used car salesman. You will have no social life. The people that stick it out at enterprise are the biggest losers because they feel they can find or are not good enough for another job and their right :) - 99% of the people are enterprise are overweight, unhappy and have no life outside of erac.

Get ready for the VOTE and the MATRIX and all the BJ's you can give to every customer that walks in :)

ERAC IS FOR SUCKERS :) HA HA HA HA HA
At least most of us can spell. Their =! They're

Are you really 12 years old, or is that when you stopped maturing?
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are Off
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 21:10.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0