Get off the crack

What the fuck is up with these freakin' nerds that work at Enterprise? Today was the first day I dealt with them since my car was hit by some dumbass and is in the body shop. ERAC came and picked me up and everything was going fine until the guy started going over the "protection packages". What? Am I gonna get AIDS driving this shitty ass car? I told the dude I was covered and didn't want it SEVERAL times. But he kept saying I'm responsible for the car and all of this other bull shit. He finally gave up. But it was like he was trying to sell his last gram of crack before his dealer capped his ass or something. By the way, this was in The Woodlands, TX. Is it like that everywhere or are they really on crack at that branch??

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Unregistered562345734

What the fuck is up with these freakin' nerds that work at Enterprise? Today was the first day I dealt with them since my car was hit by some dumbass and is in the body shop. ERAC came and picked me up and everything was going fine until the guy started going over the "protection packages". What? Am I gonna get AIDS driving this shitty ass car? I told the dude I was covered and didn't want it SEVERAL times. But he kept saying I'm responsible for the car and all of this other bull shit. He finally gave up. But it was like he was trying to sell his last gram of crack before his dealer capped his ass or something. By the way, this was in The Woodlands, TX. Is it like that everywhere or are they really on crack at that branch??

You dealt with an e-chimp who has been sold a bill of goods about his "career". I am glad you turned him down but the fun thing about getting protection is that you can mess the car up before turning it in and you can walk away with no responsibility.

[apollo]

i'm the original poster...i just registered. i was just thinking...maybe they should rename the company ECRACK.

[apollo]

lol Robert...an e-chimp. so i'm guessing they're all like that? do they get a commission off of that crap? i've rented with other places before and nobody ever tried to pressure me into buying it before.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by apollo

lol Robert...an e-chimp. so i'm guessing they're all like that? do they get a commission off of that crap? i've rented with other places before and nobody ever tried to pressure me into buying it before.

That is what is fucked up about Enterprise, the e-chimp gets no commission for his efforts. He gets threatened to sell this coverage with the promise of millions later. It's sad really when you think about it.

[apollo]

wtf??? i figured he was getting about 50% commission the way he pushing it on me. how the hell can they make millions renting cars? where do they find these suckers? i would want my money NOW if they're gonna make me push this shit on every customer that comes through the door.

Hey Rob, how many characters do you have on this site? I'm betting that you've registered at least 8 . . . and probably have written under Unregistered hundreds of times?

Also, what do you do? The reason I ask is because I'd like to have a job that let me spent 8 hours a day posting on a website.

Anyway.

Bravo on your characters!!!!!! I think they're all good, except for a few of them. But oh well. You can't have perfection all the time.

PS: How long have you and ????? been pals? He keeps allowing you to pop up as the second unseen member of this site. So I'm guessing he trusts you alot.

Originally Posted by How Many?

Hey Rob, how many characters do you have on this site? I'm betting that you've registered at least 8 . . . and probably have written under Unregistered hundreds of times?

Also, what do you do? The reason I ask is because I'd like to have a job that let me spent 8 hours a day posting on a website.

Anyway.

Bravo on your characters!!!!!! I think they're all good, except for a few of them. But oh well. You can't have perfection all the time.

PS: How long have you and ????? been pals? He keeps allowing you to pop up as the second unseen member of this site. So I'm guessing he trusts you alot.

Hey Jackson, aren't you coming up in here unregistered! LOL, what a turd you are!

[Robert]

Originally Posted by How Many?

Hey Rob, how many characters do you have on this site? I'm betting that you've registered at least 8 . . . and probably have written under Unregistered hundreds of times?

Also, what do you do? The reason I ask is because I'd like to have a job that let me spent 8 hours a day posting on a website.

Anyway.

Bravo on your characters!!!!!! I think they're all good, except for a few of them. But oh well. You can't have perfection all the time.

PS: How long have you and ????? been pals? He keeps allowing you to pop up as the second unseen member of this site. So I'm guessing he trusts you alot.

The only question then big boy is: What the fuck are you gonna do about it? DO something, quit crying like a rejected slut on prom night. Have a nice weekend!

Originally Posted by baby momma drama

Hey Jackson, aren't you coming up in here unregistered! LOL, what a turd you are!

This character is not a good as some of your others, Rob. I'd chunk this one in the Not Finished pile. How's UNCLE SAM shaping up? Or that other fictional friend of yours . . . the douche from Hawaii? It's so hard to keep tract of them all!!

Anyway, it's good to see you're still trying to start physical confrontations online. One only wonders how you'd talk face to face. Well, with a mug like yours, I wouldn't want to get too close; that birth mark on your neck creeps me out.

But, like most people that have 4,000 or so posts on a website, you probably aren't shit. Again Rob, for the thousandth time, hard asses don't site around and post all day on a website. Think of all the tough, strong men in the NFL, WBO, or the UFC. I can bet you that none of those guys sit around on a message board all day.

Yet you want us here to see you as some sort of Godzilla? Please!

Get a life, Robert. Then go and get a job. And, if you're not too overwhelmed after than, try and get some ass.