To all the dear customers who leave their shit in Enterprise cars

(THIS IS NOT PROOFREAD AND I AM A POOR SPELLER, SORRY FOR ANY ERRORS)

Let me tell you a story...

For my birthday in 1992 my parents got me a discman cd player (the state-of-the-art electornics device of the day). One week later I flew down to visit my grandparents in Florida. Forty minutes after deboarding the plane and getting my baggage, I discovered that I had left my discman on the plane. I went back to the plane, but the discman was no where in sight -- someone walked off with it. The airline employees told me they had not seen it anywhere. I was upset and devistated. I was so angry; angry at myself for being so lacking in attention to detail. However, I was not angry or upset with the airline personnel, nor did I yell at them, or threaten them, or blame them for MY OWN IDIOTIC CARELESSNESS. I had the maturity and insight to realize I was responsible for my own belongings and their procurement. And you know what, I WAS 11 YEARS OLD!!!

So, please ERAC customers, please take care to display the attitude, perspective, and maturity that I did AS AN 11 YEAR OLD. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SHIT! SINCE ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL CUSTOMERS ARE SO MUCH BETTER AND SMARTER THAT THE DIMWITTED MORON RENTING YOU THE CAR (ME), YOU CAN CERTAINLY SURPASS THE REALIZATION I ACHIEVED AT AGE 11! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????!!!!

I'm actually a former ERAC employee, but reading these customer complaints gets me fired up.