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  #21 (permalink)  
Old 2007-10-10
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Just thought I'd share our little story of triple-or-nothing at the San Diego Airport last summer.

The representative fast-talked us into believing that our credit card would not cover the damage waiver, even though it did. She convinced us that California was the exception to the benefit, and we had to pay extra for insurance, that we've never had to do before.

She also gave us a car seat without telling us there was a charge. I'm happy to say, though, that the manager did credit us for that charge, but not the insurance.

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Your Daughters are Hot! Legs like a thoroughbred on the older one.
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Old 2007-10-10
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Your Daughters are Hot! Legs like a thoroughbred on the older one.
So you're saying that she has Horse-Legs?
Well its better to have Horse-Legs than a Horse-Face I suppose.
Like that ugly Sarah Jessica Parker. DAYUM that girl has a face like a mare!
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Like that ugly Sarah Jessica Parker. DAYUM that girl has a face like a mare!
but legs like a thoroughbred
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but legs like a thoroughbred
Who cares about her face, what about her pink taco?
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Who cares about her face, what about her pink taco?
She looks a little on the whorish side so unless she does her Kegel's we might be disappointed.
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She looks a little on the whorish side so unless she does her Kegel's we might be disappointed.
Are you a guy? I never heard of a guy complain that a girl is a whore. I wanna fuck whores only dawg.
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Old 2007-10-10
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I love your mama, does that make me a Whore Lover?
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Are you a guy? I never heard of a guy complain that a girl is a whore. I wanna fuck whores only dawg.
Have you had sex with a girl before? Whores have sloppy vaginas. You want a young tight virgin pink taco.

BTW, sex with a woman is amazing! Keep trying and I'm sure you'll get there one day.
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Old 2007-10-11
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Your Daughters are Hot! Legs like a thoroughbred on the older one.
EEW PERV!
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EEW PERV!
Did you just figure that out now? Anyway, you're not one to talk. j/k.
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