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Old 2007-10-10
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Default Re: I rented at PHX this week...what MORONS!

The very talented comedian, Margaret Cho, is a fat asian chick.
I think she's attractive.
I'd toss my sausage into her tunnel anytime
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Old 2007-10-10
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Default Re: I rented at PHX this week...what MORONS!

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Fat Asian chick? She must have been chinese or korean.
You should see the heiffers at the Enterpuke branch I rent at ever Friday.
Not one of them has ever missed a meal. They is DISGUSTING.
Fat bitches need to put down the Oreos and wash more cars I guess.

Attention Enterpuke hogs: The word for today for YOU is Jenny Craig!

Have a nice day, hon!
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You should see the heiffers at the Enterpuke branch I rent at ever Friday.
Not one of them has ever missed a meal. They is DISGUSTING.
Fat bitches need to put down the Oreos and wash more cars I guess.

Attention Enterpuke hogs: The word for today for YOU is Jenny Craig!

Have a nice day, hon!
You have two words of the day.
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Old 2007-10-12
Unregistered987654
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Default Re: I rented at PHX this week...what MORONS!

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You should see the heiffers at the Enterpuke branch I rent at ever Friday.
Not one of them has ever missed a meal. They is DISGUSTING.
Fat bitches need to put down the Oreos and wash more cars I guess.

Attention Enterpuke hogs: The word for today for YOU is Jenny Craig!

Have a nice day, hon!
Why do you insist on posting here you moron? It's NOT all about race! If you hate Enterprise so much, why don't you move to another company? They must all be laughing their asses off every time you walk into their office. Do something useful like shining shoes, busing tables, or airport redcap "can i takes yo luggage suh?"
Get a life and move on.
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Old 2007-10-12
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Default Re: I rented at PHX this week...what MORONS!

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Wow, I am surprised at this guys complaint. Who cares if the rental agent is trying to make small talk. It was my experience at PHX that waiting in line to be typed up took about 20 mins and then I had to wait in a garage for another hour until they had someone bring a clean car. I have been there several times and this apparently happens frequently. It only a matter of time before people decide to spen $5-10 more a day on a rental car and use someone else like I have.
Then they will use National, like this guy should have done if he doesnt want small talk. Enterprise has won the JD power award 7 of the last 8 years becasue of the small talk. If you dont want it, use another company. Even Enterprise sales people will tell you that. The problem here is Brad is a cheap ass or cant afford a company that lets him to go strait to the car.
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Old 2007-10-12
Mill Avenue Motherfucker
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Then they will use National, like this guy should have done if he doesnt want small talk. Enterprise has won the JD power award 7 of the last 8 years becasue of the small talk. If you dont want it, use another company. Even Enterprise sales people will tell you that. The problem here is Brad is a cheap ass or cant afford a company that lets him to go strait to the car.
jd power? how much did taylor bribe to win that piece of shit award?
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Old 2007-10-12
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Yes JD Power compromised its entire existence to take a bribe from a car rental company. Not just one bribe but 7 and in one year Andy didn’t pay so they put him in second. Hate the company or not, Enterprise does have great customer service by every possible measure. This website has less then %1 of its posts from customers.
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Old 2007-10-12
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Yes JD Power compromised its entire existence to take a bribe from a car rental company. Not just one bribe but 7 and in one year Andy didn’t pay so they put him in second. Hate the company or not, Enterprise does have great customer service by every possible measure. This website has less then %1 of its posts from customers.
You obviously never spent one day in a branch JD. Then you would see pissed off people like you could never imagine.
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