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Old 2007-11-16
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My...such a shallow mind that has to resort to name calling and foul language...your parents (should they choose to acknowledge your existence) must be very proud indeed!

While I am sure you are proud of yourself for being such a wise consumer, there are, indeed, places where dubs costs $11.99...the fact that you have never been to a place does not deny the fact that they do exist. I have never seen you but that does not mean you don't exist now, does it??? Actually DW where I live is $8.99 for cars and $14.99 for RV's and the like with PAI adding an additional $3.00. So, do you understand that? Or should I w r i t e R E A L L Y slow for you to understand???

And you only rent for pleasure? Well, good for you! That must mean that you either have a POS car that could barely make it around the block on a good day or that you are one of those losers who purchased a low mile lease on a BMW, Merc, or like automobile to impress your friends at the trailer park.

And, sure, AMEX will refund your deductible but, trust me, they do it only after thorough and exhaustive measures to find ways NOT to pay...especially to low born trailer trash such as yourself.

And, lastly, yes I do work for ERAC. I'm not a loser my friend, in any sense of the word. This job is fun and far safer than my previous job...at least we don't have to worry about IED's, UXO's, and insurgents here. Were in not for "jackasses" like me, you, and others like you, would not have the freedom to post such worthless drivel on websites such as this.

You have deeper issues to deal with, much deeper than debating the benefits DW for rental cars. I suggest you seek professional counseling.

Have a wonderful day!
First off you are a jackass. Good for you serving in the military, I have family overseas too. However, that has absolutely nothing to do with this conversation. What a disrespect to the people still overseas that you have to invoke that to justify why you work at ERAC.

Next, how many times have you filed a claim with Amex? Probably haven't because you don't have the credit to even get a proper credit card. Just have the good ole debit now don't you.

Next, my car is 5 years old, no, it's not a BMW or Mercedes and it's not a lease. However I do not depend on my car so when it does go into the shop I simply walk or take public transportation. I utilize mass transit to get to and from work everyday so there really is no reason to rent a car when it is in the shop. I rented a car once when my car was hit and 3rd party ins co was paying. Declined cdw, had the car for almost a month. Really would not have been worth it since my deductible is $500.

Sorry that I wasn't aware how much cdw was in your redneck little world. I try to avoid inbred destination like yours. My parents, very proud thanks for asking. They enjoy seeing their son having a good job and having the ability to travel the world as much as he wants. How about your parents? At family gatherings do they speak proudly about your cdw sales and how you sold that customer from an Aveo into a Cobalt? Bet it makes them proud.
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Old 2007-11-16
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First off you are a jackass. Good for you serving in the military, I have family overseas too. However, that has absolutely nothing to do with this conversation. What a disrespect to the people still overseas that you have to invoke that to justify why you work at ERAC.

Next, how many times have you filed a claim with Amex? Probably haven't because you don't have the credit to even get a proper credit card. Just have the good ole debit now don't you.

Next, my car is 5 years old, no, it's not a BMW or Mercedes and it's not a lease. However I do not depend on my car so when it does go into the shop I simply walk or take public transportation. I utilize mass transit to get to and from work everyday so there really is no reason to rent a car when it is in the shop. I rented a car once when my car was hit and 3rd party ins co was paying. Declined cdw, had the car for almost a month. Really would not have been worth it since my deductible is $500.

Sorry that I wasn't aware how much cdw was in your redneck little world. I try to avoid inbred destination like yours. My parents, very proud thanks for asking. They enjoy seeing their son having a good job and having the ability to travel the world as much as he wants. How about your parents? At family gatherings do they speak proudly about your cdw sales and how you sold that customer from an Aveo into a Cobalt? Bet it makes them proud.
Robert, since when did you become such an arrogant, lying fuck?
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Old 2007-11-16
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First off you are a jackass. Good for you serving in the military, I have family overseas too. However, that has absolutely nothing to do with this conversation. What a disrespect to the people still overseas that you have to invoke that to justify why you work at ERAC.

Next, how many times have you filed a claim with Amex? Probably haven't because you don't have the credit to even get a proper credit card. Just have the good ole debit now don't you.

Next, my car is 5 years old, no, it's not a BMW or Mercedes and it's not a lease. However I do not depend on my car so when it does go into the shop I simply walk or take public transportation. I utilize mass transit to get to and from work everyday so there really is no reason to rent a car when it is in the shop. I rented a car once when my car was hit and 3rd party ins co was paying. Declined cdw, had the car for almost a month. Really would not have been worth it since my deductible is $500.

Sorry that I wasn't aware how much cdw was in your redneck little world. I try to avoid inbred destination like yours. My parents, very proud thanks for asking. They enjoy seeing their son having a good job and having the ability to travel the world as much as he wants. How about your parents? At family gatherings do they speak proudly about your cdw sales and how you sold that customer from an Aveo into a Cobalt? Bet it makes them proud.
My parents are deceased, thank you very much, and I could give a rat's hind end who or where your family are. I have also travel extensively around the world, many people have...no big deal. As for the Amex...good god man (or woman) ANYBODY can get an AMEX card, it's no longer the exclusive club it used to be.

So, stop your insults, get a life, and don't worry about why people purchase dubs trips, or nothing At the end of the day, it means nothing. And if your family overseas is anything like you, I hope they keep their heads down...with such incredible egos, those big swollen heads are easy targets indeed.

Lastly, it's obvious that you have some serious self esteem issues...you must be a person of very low stature...go get some help and, really, nobody here gives a shit whether anybody else buys dubs or not...they just like to see buffoons like you get angry and throw fits about nothing.

As for your parents...I pity and admire them at the same time...it takes deep inner strength to raise a retard such as yourself.

Have a great day!
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Old 2007-11-16
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My parents are deceased, thank you very much, and I could give a rat's hind end who or where your family are. I have also travel extensively around the world, many people have...no big deal. As for the Amex...good god man (or woman) ANYBODY can get an AMEX card, it's no longer the exclusive club it used to be.

So, stop your insults, get a life, and don't worry about why people purchase dubs trips, or nothing At the end of the day, it means nothing. And if your family overseas is anything like you, I hope they keep their heads down...with such incredible egos, those big swollen heads are easy targets indeed.

Lastly, it's obvious that you have some serious self esteem issues...you must be a person of very low stature...go get some help and, really, nobody here gives a shit whether anybody else buys dubs or not...they just like to see buffoons like you get angry and throw fits about nothing.

As for your parents...I pity and admire them at the same time...it takes deep inner strength to raise a retard such as yourself.

Have a great day!
Go clean my Impala, and make it snappy! What are you an MT, there is no way you are in management yet. Have fun delivering donuts to the body shops that make fun of you when you leave. My self esteem is fine thank you very much. I am not here trying to justify how great my job is and how wonderful life is. I am here in this thread to expose the fraud that cdw is. And that is exactly what it is, a fraud. And so are you.
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Old 2007-11-16
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Well number one because your a cheap JERKOFF CORP renter that wants everything for free. And when you wreck the rental we don't want to here how you don't want to pay etc... U CHEAP FUCKS, want it all. Here is my advice. GO rent from AVIS, or HERTZ and pay the extra money and to not have to deal with the BS OF ENTERPRISE. PS-YES, your a CHEAP FUCK. I USED TO HATE CORP. RENTERS LIKE YOU. I hope your car explodes.

have a nice day.
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Old 2007-11-19
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Go clean my Impala, and make it snappy! What are you an MT, there is no way you are in management yet. Have fun delivering donuts to the body shops that make fun of you when you leave. My self esteem is fine thank you very much. I am not here trying to justify how great my job is and how wonderful life is. I am here in this thread to expose the fraud that cdw is. And that is exactly what it is, a fraud. And so are you.
You're here to annoy and inflame people, nothing more or less than that. CDW is a choice plain and simple. What about people who have no insurance because they have no car?? What about people who a less than standard driving record and have insurance that transfers liability only to a rental car? Customers are told up front that CDW is not insurance, it is a means to waive them of their financial responsibility. That's it, plain and simple.

And an MT??? Not even close.

So, go take your cheap ass and your little AMEX card and beat it. You are a low life scumbag.
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Old 2007-11-19
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You're here to annoy and inflame people, nothing more or less than that. CDW is a choice plain and simple. What about people who have no insurance because they have no car?? What about people who a less than standard driving record and have insurance that transfers liability only to a rental car? Customers are told up front that CDW is not insurance, it is a means to waive them of their financial responsibility. That's it, plain and simple.

And an MT??? Not even close.

So, go take your cheap ass and your little AMEX card and beat it. You are a low life scumbag.
Oh sorry, you must be a big shot assistant manager. I bet the MT's under you laugh that you will never bet a BM position. Even though you probably kiss the most ass in your region. Your ARM thinks you're a tool and will never put you up for a good spot. He wants you to quit...loser.
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Old 2007-11-19
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Oh sorry, you must be a big shot assistant manager. I bet the MT's under you laugh that you will never bet a BM position. Even though you probably kiss the most ass in your region. Your ARM thinks you're a tool and will never put you up for a good spot. He wants you to quit...loser.
OOOOWEEEE! You sho does have a nasty mouth on you...doncha???

I've got a BM position for you....right on top of your big over inflated head you piece of dung!

hahaha...you must have been one piece of work to hate this company so much...you loser! Why did they fire you?? Don't say you quit...you'd be lying, we all know that's what you do anyway but try the truth one time...it will truly set you free.

Idiot...come on, girly man, let's see what else you've got...you've got a big mouth and I'll bet a little d**k to match...guys like you usually do. Whats the matter? Can't find anybody that meets up to mommy's standards?? Or are you still sucking on her tit? You little piss ant mama's boy!
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Old 2007-11-20
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OOOOWEEEE! You sho does have a nasty mouth on you...doncha???

I've got a BM position for you....right on top of your big over inflated head you piece of dung!

hahaha...you must have been one piece of work to hate this company so much...you loser! Why did they fire you?? Don't say you quit...you'd be lying, we all know that's what you do anyway but try the truth one time...it will truly set you free.

Idiot...come on, girly man, let's see what else you've got...you've got a big mouth and I'll bet a little d**k to match...guys like you usually do. Whats the matter? Can't find anybody that meets up to mommy's standards?? Or are you still sucking on her tit? You little piss ant mama's boy!
Actually I did quit. It really sucked working 12 hours a day for a company that did not respect me or any other employee. Especially when all my friends had jobs making more money, working less hours, having actual holidays off. When I quit it was right after the holidays. It sucked that Christmas and New Years fell on Sunday so while the rest of the free world got to enjoy Monday as a holiday we were there renting cars. Totally sucked. So I said fuck it. Came in on Jan 3rd, called my ARM and told him I was done. He tried to convince me to stay, I know he didn't care about me he just didn't want to fuck up his retention numbers and he had already lost a bunch of other people. So I said fuck it, I'm done and that was that. Took a few months to myself, did a lot of traveling, then came back and started working in a position that I went to school for, making more then I did as a BM and never working weekends. AFter a year I left that job for an even better job, making even more money with better responsibilities. Been here for about a year and a half and when I see something with more money come along I will pounce on that too. It is called working smarter not harder bro. ANd I will call you bro whenever I want to. You see, you ERAC clones think that staying at ERAC is the greatest thing in the world. Everyone is full of piss and vinegar the first year to two years. Then you see the BIG PICTURE. People quit or are asked to leave, you never really do run your own business because you always have to answer to someone. You get these stupid little trinket type Christmas gifts, I get cash. Someday you too will see the light and realize that ERAC is not worth the hastle. When you do drop me a line. Oh and by the way, been married for 4 years. For my birthday this year my wife surprised me with a 10 day trip to AMsterdam, Germany and Prague. She also got me 10 tickets to the Patriots/Browns game AND threw me a surprise birthday party. It's nice not being bitter and having real friends to go do things with and to be able to take 10 days off to travel. Try doing that at ERAC. Try going in tomorrow and say, oh by the way, on Friday I am going on vacation for 10 days, see ya. See how far you get you non-waiver selling, car washing, scarfing down a burger while you bring a car for a LOFR, fat waste of space dingle berry!
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Old 2007-11-20
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OOOOWEEEE! You sho does have a nasty mouth on you...doncha???

I've got a BM position for you....right on top of your big over inflated head you piece of dung!

hahaha...you must have been one piece of work to hate this company so much...you loser! Why did they fire you?? Don't say you quit...you'd be lying, we all know that's what you do anyway but try the truth one time...it will truly set you free.

Idiot...come on, girly man, let's see what else you've got...you've got a big mouth and I'll bet a little d**k to match...guys like you usually do. Whats the matter? Can't find anybody that meets up to mommy's standards?? Or are you still sucking on her tit? You little piss ant mama's boy!
I love how the staunch defenders of Enterprise have very little information --factual or anecdotal -- to back up the claim that working at a rental car store is the greatest career on the planet. Instead it's merely reduced to 6th-grade insults to those who may be shedding light on the unwelcome truth. What's next, none of us are invited to your birthday party?
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