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Old 2007-11-26
YourFaveAAR YourFaveAAR is offline
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Default African-American Hottie @ DFW Enterpuke!

I saw the absolutely FINEST African American stud working at the Enterpuke counter at the airport in Dallas over the holiday. Not just fine, mind you, but better than that. He is a CHOCOLATE GOD!

Lordy! I haven't never seen a man as fine as him. I flirted with him shamelessly and I think he wants me!

I hope he's there when I turn the car back in because I just might invite him to call me sometime for a little "slap & tickle"

hehehe

Hope he likes OBAMA too!
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Old 2007-11-26
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Default Re: African-American Hottie @ DFW Enterpuke!

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I saw the absolutely FINEST African American stud working at the Enterpuke counter at the airport in Dallas over the holiday. Not just fine, mind you, but better than that. He is a CHOCOLATE GOD!

Lordy! I haven't never seen a man as fine as him. I flirted with him shamelessly and I think he wants me!

I hope he's there when I turn the car back in because I just might invite him to call me sometime for a little "slap & tickle"

hehehe

Hope he likes OBAMA too!
"slap & tickle" is a British term, not an American one, just like the "whilst" you used a while back. For how long did you live in the U.K.?
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YourFaveAAR YourFaveAAR is offline
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"slap & tickle" is a British term, not an American one, just like the "whilst" you used a while back. For how long did you live in the U.K.?
LOL
I have never used the word Whilst in my life. Find the post, dummy, and copy it here.
For how long have you been confused?

Now shut up and go clean up all them spammers here who call you a moron and a cum dumpster

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Old 2007-11-27
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Default Re: African-American Hottie @ DFW Enterpuke!

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I saw the absolutely FINEST African American stud working at the Enterpuke counter at the airport in Dallas over the holiday. Not just fine, mind you, but better than that. He is a CHOCOLATE GOD!

Lordy! I haven't never seen a man as fine as him. I flirted with him shamelessly and I think he wants me!

I hope he's there when I turn the car back in because I just might invite him to call me sometime for a little "slap & tickle"

hehehe

Hope he likes OBAMA too!
Honey, just make sure you bring an umbrella with you if you go playin' in his chocolate rain.
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Honey, just make sure you bring an umbrella with you if you go playin' in his chocolate rain.
Good advice. Blacks have the highest rate of HIV and other diseases.
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Old 2007-12-08
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Default Re: African-American Hottie @ DFW Enterpuke!

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I saw the absolutely FINEST African American stud working at the Enterpuke counter at the airport in Dallas over the holiday. Not just fine, mind you, but better than that. He is a CHOCOLATE GOD!

Lordy! I haven't never seen a man as fine as him. I flirted with him shamelessly and I think he wants me!

I hope he's there when I turn the car back in because I just might invite him to call me sometime for a little "slap & tickle"

hehehe

Hope he likes OBAMA too!
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Guess who has a date tonight with the above mentuned Chocolate God? That's right, honey....ME! Yes I came into town again for the weekend, went to the Enterpuke counter, and he was there! I was going to ask him out but he beat me to it! Miss AAR is gonna get some chocolate luvin tonight!
And don't any of you tragic bitter Enterpuke employees tell him what I think of you morons! He don't know and I'm not gonna tell him! Until maybe the morning after! hehehe

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